hotoldrguy
Day late Dollar Shy
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Dear Irish Eyes,Conductor,
VD is fake. The next important holiday is St Patrick’s Day.
Signed,
Irish Eyes
VD is very real although nowadays we call it STD
- Old School
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Dear Irish Eyes,Conductor,
VD is fake. The next important holiday is St Patrick’s Day.
Signed,
Irish Eyes
Dear Irish Eyes,
VD is very real although nowadays we call it STD
- Old School
Dear Lady Irish,Conductor,
VD is fake. The next important holiday is St Patrick’s Day.
Signed,
Irish Eyes
Dear Squeaky,Old,
We? I don’t call it anything...
Signed,
Squeaky Clean
Dear Grinches,
I leave my Christmas lights up all year round.
Sincerely,
Litser with absolutely no taste
Dear Tasteless
I adore Christmas lights.
~Marry me
Thank you, Christmas fanatics! I've taken down all of the outdoor stuff so as not to offend the neighbors. But inside I'm just putting things away gradually so I don't go all cold turkey - maybe one or two things get put away a day. At this rate I should be done maybe on Valentine's Day.Dear No Taste,
Right on! Christmas tree still up and decorated. check. Wreaths still hanging on the walls. check. Colorful candles and Christmas snow globes still on tables. Check. Leftovers in the fridge. What are you nuts! No food poisoning for this old dude!
- Mr. HO HO FUCKING HO! Dammitt







Dear Destination litster...
I probably forgot half of what I wanted to bring but I’ll make do.
I probably don’t need to get dressed that often anyway right?
These last few hours until I get to you are going to feel unending but I will see you soon! So soon.
They just called for boarding.
~Skyhigh Litster

Dear Destination litster...
I probably forgot half of what I wanted to bring but I’ll make do.
I probably don’t need to get dressed that often anyway right?
These last few hours until I get to you are going to feel unending but I will see you soon! So soon.
They just called for boarding.
~Skyhigh Litster


Dear lovebird Litsters above me,
How terribly romantic!
Hopeless old sap Litster
Dear Nauseating Litster,
Do you seriously think we care about your "reviews"?
Sincerely,
About to puke Litster

Dear Nauseating Litster,
Do you seriously think we care about your "reviews"?
Sincerely,
About to puke Litster
What she said. ^^^^^^^
Dear Nauseating Litster,
Do you seriously think we care about your "reviews"?
Sincerely,
About to puke Litster
There is a line between cute couples and someone who has to mention their love in EVERY FUCKING POST THEY MAKE.
Even on ignore now, I still see that damn "this person is on ignore" on every thread.![]()
There is a line between cute couples and someone who has to mention their love in EVERY FUCKING POST THEY MAKE.
Even on ignore now, I still see that damn "this person is on ignore" on every thread.![]()

But.. but.. I love talking about my Tink![]()
That's why I made sure to emphasize it wasn't about you two.
You fall under "cute couples".
I'm just feeling particularly playful, with Tink sitting right beside me I knowI'm just feeling particularly playful, with Tink sitting right beside me
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I knowI'm just feeling particularly playful, with Tink sitting right beside me
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Give her a big ol kiss for us!
And get off the internet, silly ..![]()
before I get anything else into her...... 
She spent all day on a plane, I'm getting some food in herbefore I get anything else into her......
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