Dear Litster, once more

Conductor,

VD is fake. The next important holiday is St Patrick’s Day.

Signed,
Irish Eyes
Dear Lady Irish,

May you live to be 100 years, with one extra year to repent. Question is, how many years will be needed to repent for that one extra year? ;)

My next holiday is the day they hang out the flags for my birthday.
 
Dear Grinches,

I leave my Christmas lights up all year round.

Sincerely,

Litser with absolutely no taste

Dear Tasteless
I adore Christmas lights.

~Marry me

Dear No Taste,

Right on! Christmas tree still up and decorated. check. Wreaths still hanging on the walls. check. Colorful candles and Christmas snow globes still on tables. Check. Leftovers in the fridge. What are you nuts! No food poisoning for this old dude!

- Mr. HO HO FUCKING HO! Dammitt
Thank you, Christmas fanatics! I've taken down all of the outdoor stuff so as not to offend the neighbors. But inside I'm just putting things away gradually so I don't go all cold turkey - maybe one or two things get put away a day. At this rate I should be done maybe on Valentine's Day. :D
 
Dear Destination litster...
I probably forgot half of what I wanted to bring but I’ll make do.
I probably don’t need to get dressed that often anyway right?
These last few hours until I get to you are going to feel unending but I will see you soon! So soon.
They just called for boarding. :D:D:D
:heart::heart::heart:
~Skyhigh Litster
 
Dear Destination litster...
I probably forgot half of what I wanted to bring but I’ll make do.
I probably don’t need to get dressed that often anyway right?
These last few hours until I get to you are going to feel unending but I will see you soon! So soon.
They just called for boarding. :D:D:D
:heart::heart::heart:
~Skyhigh Litster

Awwwwww...I am so excited for you both...Have a safe flight and have a beautiful time together...this makes me smile so much...(((hug))):heart:
 
Dear Destination litster...
I probably forgot half of what I wanted to bring but I’ll make do.
I probably don’t need to get dressed that often anyway right?
These last few hours until I get to you are going to feel unending but I will see you soon! So soon.
They just called for boarding. :D:D:D
:heart::heart::heart:
~Skyhigh Litster

:kiss:

I'll see you so very soon my love :rose:
 
Not the lovebirds above!

Dear Nauseating Litster,

Do you seriously think we care about your "reviews"?

Sincerely,
About to puke Litster
 
Dear Pirate Poet Litster~

Thank you for checking on me, celebrating with me, worrying for and about me, spending time with me, being my creative partner, problem solving with me, listening to me, laughing with me, kibitzing over the days events with me, coordinating your schedule with me, noticing every little thing and always always always seeing me.

For all this and more, I give thanks every single day.

Ready for another haiku storm on your high seas Litster. :heart:
 
Dear Nauseating Litster,

Do you seriously think we care about your "reviews"?

Sincerely,
About to puke Litster

Dear about to puke

Dang it girl, you ALWAYS get my curiosity going and get me on "detective mode'

Signed,
trying not to step in any vomit Litster
 
There is a line between cute couples and someone who has to mention their love in EVERY FUCKING POST THEY MAKE.

Even on ignore now, I still see that damn "this person is on ignore" on every thread.:rolleyes:

Dear Sharing a Barf Bag,

I don’t have anyone on ignore, now. I always peek.

Signed,
Nosy as Fuck
 
There is a line between cute couples and someone who has to mention their love in EVERY FUCKING POST THEY MAKE.

Even on ignore now, I still see that damn "this person is on ignore" on every thread.:rolleyes:

But.. but.. I love talking about my Tink :p
 
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