Dear Litster, once more

Dear Miserable Moron,

Yet again, you went slithering to the mod to report my thread which was subsequently removed. Such a big league move on your part, you embittered shrew.

Fortunately, I’m not easily deterred by such juvenile tactics and therefore, will simply start anew.

P.S. I’m sorry you’re such a beast - nature can be cruel. 💋
 
Dear Miserable Moron,

Yet again, you went slithering to the mod to report my thread which was subsequently removed. Such a big league move on your part, you embittered shrew.

Fortunately, I’m not easily deterred by such juvenile tactics and therefore, will simply start anew.

P.S. I’m sorry you’re such a beast - nature can be cruel. 💋

Dear creative Lister above

Screw the miserable Twatwaffle! That was a favourite of a lot of us.

Hanging there kid!

Signed

Patron of the Smutty Arts
 
Dear Miserable Moron,

Yet again, you went slithering to the mod to report my thread which was subsequently removed. Such a big league move on your part, you embittered shrew.

Fortunately, I’m not easily deterred by such juvenile tactics and therefore, will simply start anew.

P.S. I’m sorry you’re such a beast - nature can be cruel. 💋

UGH! :rolleyes:

(Slithering) You got that right.

:kiss:
 
Dear creative Lister above

Screw the miserable Twatwaffle! That was a favourite of a lot of us.

Hanging there kid!

Signed

Patron of the Smutty Arts


Thanks so much. :heart:

Let that imbecilic twat have her five minutes of gratification. The poor thing has so little to live for, after all.
 
Dear Litster ,

If you aren't into someone's kink, why do you go there and post?

I'm not into many things including that, but if someone wants to RP that scene, what business is it of yours to post there in such a derogatory way?

Go start your own thread somewhere and quit hanging out in personals just to bother people...yeah, I saw your other post about taking over someone's thread. You like to stir up shit.

I used to think highly of you - I don't anymore.

Sincerely,
Currently Unimpressed
 
Dear Litster,

Remember today is hug a dumbass day, so don't freak out like you did last year.

No one is trying to hurt you!

Sincerely,
Your friend 😂

P.S. your BEST friend
 
Dear Too far away Litster...
Flights should always bring me to you.
Not somewhere else.
I miss you already.
:heart:
I spend a lot of time in airports lately litster

Xoxoxo
 
Dear Litster,

Hmm...come to think of it, if you don't want to be hers anymore, then yes, you might as well be mine.....

Thought better of it
 
Dear Litster,

I think you’re pretty cute, but I have no idea how to flirt or get you to notice me when I’m sure you’ve got more than plenty of female Litsters who want your attention. I’ll continue to sit in waiting. Maybe one day you’ll notice me and maybe not.

Not ready to name names
 
Dear Litster,

I think you’re pretty cute, but I have no idea how to flirt or get you to notice me when I’m sure you’ve got more than plenty of female Litsters who want your attention. I’ll continue to sit in waiting. Maybe one day you’ll notice me and maybe not.

Not ready to name names

Dear Not Ready Litster,

Just remember that, if said Litster is a male Litster, there's a chance they might be a little dense. Try a little direct contact.

Good luck!
 
Dear lister who has a problem with me highlighting that men who want to fuck their teenage daughters are creepy as fuck, if that makes me a kink shamer, well cover me in chocolate and stick a kink shaming sash on me. Thanks for reminding that this shit show of a site isn’t for the likes for me.
 
Dear Litster,

I think you’re pretty cute, but I have no idea how to flirt or get you to notice me when I’m sure you’ve got more than plenty of female Litsters who want your attention. I’ll continue to sit in waiting. Maybe one day you’ll notice me and maybe not.

Not ready to name names

As another lister's already mentioned you beginning the dialog with said person of interest will likely produce better results. ;)

Dear lister who has a problem with me highlighting that men who want to fuck their teenage daughters are creepy as fuck, if that makes me a kink shamer, well cover me in chocolate and stick a kink shaming sash on me. Thanks for reminding that this shit show of a site isn’t for the likes for me.

Yeah, I concur, that is a sick kind of creepy kink and illegal as hell for a damned good reason.
 
Dear lister who has a problem with me highlighting that men who want to fuck their teenage daughters are creepy as fuck, if that makes me a kink shamer, well cover me in chocolate and stick a kink shaming sash on me. Thanks for reminding that this shit show of a site isn’t for the likes for me.

Speaking of shit, I once got shit for telling a dude to take it to fetish in BDSM. His kink was having people shit on his chest and in his mouth.
I was called a kink shamer.

Ask me if I give a shit. 🤢
 
Dear Litster,

First pity parties. Then tough as fuck. Then post pictures. Then attacking others. Now shy flirting. You are an expert attention whore. What’s next?

Love,
Sick to my stomach
 
Wow. Lots of negativity today. Let's switch channels, shall we?

Dear dear dear litster,

You've finally given me a way to help you, which is all I really wanted. Thank you.

Love, your friend forever Litster
because as you know, I'm impossible to get rid of...
 
Dear Litster,

I think you’re pretty cute, but I have no idea how to flirt or get you to notice me when I’m sure you’ve got more than plenty of female Litsters who want your attention. I’ll continue to sit in waiting. Maybe one day you’ll notice me and maybe not.

Not ready to name names

Dear Still Nameless,

Go get him! :)

Sincerely,
Wishing You The Best
 
You know who you are,

Stop PMing me. Stop emailing me. Stop texting me. I’ll not fall for your shit again as my eyes are open. You broke my heart and many others, but it is even worse that you find me so gullible or stupid to fall for you again. You should be ashamed. If you reach out to me again I will talk to K.

Disgusted,

Done with it all litster
 
Dear dog loving Litster (no not in a sick kinky way you perverts....:eek:)~

who knew how much love and tenderness your idea would generate in one week?

poets and poems knitting together people more than half a world apart who hardly know each other's names but now know about the leashes that tug on our hearts...

I am perpetually proud to know you and be your friend,

Another dog loving Litster (also not in a sick kinky way :rolleyes:)~
 
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