dear laurel

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laurel.

Please delete all of Sonny's really annoying "legendary" -oh.

What kbate said.

Smiley.

 

[Laurel]

Dear islandman,

I think it jumped the shark at post #1, but that's okay because I actually enjoyed that episode of Happy Days.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Sinny,

Oh hell yeah.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

Get an Egyptian tortoise. They're cute and fun.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear neci,

Oh hell yeah.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear pete1968

Done!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Kyle.
,

*fluff* *fluf* *fluff*

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Indie,



Love,

Laurel

*

Dear LTR,

Roll over and I'll do your shoulders too.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear kbate and smiley,

Kyle's thread rocks!

Love,

Laurel

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear kbate,

Do you like reggae?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mWNi7u9OLY

Jammin' in me Pyjahmas,

Smiley.

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

I'm getting donuts. Do you like sprinkles or the cream filled kind?

Yours with maple frosting,
blackleggings

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

TGIF!


Yours in looking forward to the w-e,

islandman

 

[Digital_Bob]

dear kyle,

indie isn't sleeping well and it's causing him to get ugly tattoos and buy tools clearly made for women to use. please begin calling him at bedtime to talk at length about your boring ferrets in order to alleviate his sleeping problem as i am quite concerned that he may soon purchase a pink gardening kit.

thanks.

yours,

obnoxious and mean spirited alt.

 

[Laurel]

Dear blackleggings,

Not a fan of sprinkles, but I love glazed, cream-filled, crullers, and anything with chocolate.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear I-man,

TGIF indeed! Have any good w-e plans?

Anyone else have any cool plans weekend plans?

Love,

Laurel

 

[KRCummings]

Dear KRC,

You're awesome.

Regards,
You

 

[Byron In Exile]

Dear Dmitri,

Do you suppose you could turn the music down a little? That's much better. Yes. Fine. I can hear you now, Dmitri. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I'm coming through fine too, eh? Good, then. Well then, as you say, we're both coming through fine. Good. Well, it's good that you're fine. And I'm fine. I agree with you. It's great to be fine.

Love,

President Muffley

 

[butters]

dear president muffley,

so you're getting the hang of that whole amateur radio gig, then?

sheds rool,

best,
the-person-who-screws-up-good-reception

 

[Laurel]

Unsung Posters

Dear gravyrug,

I dig your fun posts and sweet nature. You make me smile.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear phrodeau,

Your sharp witty posts make me laugh/think, but I never reply to tell you that. So, I'm telling you here.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

In this shitty, cynical world, genuinely kind people like you are rare and wonderful. Thank you for being you.

Love,

Laurel

*

There are others, so I'll add more later. Feel free to write to your favorite unsung posters - people whose posts make you happy/think/etc but with whom you may not communicate much, so they may not know you feel that way.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Metrodance

PLEASE COME BACK!

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Hogjack. And yes, phrodeau. Also Neci *swoon*

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Dear n-d-n*

Please refrain from that 12 hour sanding, we'd like to open our f-ing windows. Ta ever so.

Yours, at the end of the tether.

*next door neighbour.

 

[Adre]

Dear Laurel

You seem very cool. I don't often say that, so don't tell anybody.

Yours in invisible ink,

Adre

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

I had something profound to say, but then I lost it in my beard. Please send a search party ASAP.


Love,

Chewbacca

Er

Love,

Indie

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Laurel

Ban this twat will ya? ^^^

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel

Ban this twat will ya? ^^^

People might miss you.

You should think before being asked to be banned.

 

[Fata Morgana]

People might miss you.

You should think before being asked to be banned.

If you were here right now I'd grate your fucking face like a block of Cathedral City. Beard & all.

Cunt.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Adre,

Thank you very much! I enjoy your posts very much, and the man in your av is quite good-looking.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Fata & Indie,

Someone should start a thread where they post this:

Dear Laurel

Ban this twat will ya? ^^^

Then the person below that user also quotes that post. Then the next one, and on and on. It'll be more popular than the Numbers thread, and a new low in never-ending threads - a thread with the same post over and over.

The other idea I had today was a toaster that automatically adds cinnamon sugar.

I'm not sure which idea is better.


Love,

Laurel

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Laurel

That thread would be just me & Indie over and over and over....

 

[glynndah]

Dear Adre,

Thank you very much! I enjoy your posts very much, and the man in your av is quite good-looking.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Fata & Indie,

Someone should start a thread where they post this:



Then the person below that user also quotes that post. Then the next one, and on and on. It'll be more popular than the Numbers thread, and a new low in never-ending threads - a thread with the same post over and over.

The other idea I had today was a toaster that automatically adds cinnamon sugar.

I'm not sure which idea is better.


Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

You don't venture into some of those threads very often, do you?

"Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise!"

Not as good as a cinnamon-sugaring toaster.

Sincerely yours,

The good little witch.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Fata,

If I had to choose between a cinnamon toast toaster and you and Indie back and forthing over and over, it would be a tough choice.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Adre]

Dear Adre,

Thank you very much! I enjoy your posts very much, and the man in your av is quite good-looking.

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

I'll tell him that when I see him. He'll be quite chuffed.

Love,

Adre

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

The guinea pig armor sold for $24,000. It's comforting to know that, thanks to the kindness and generosity of strangers, all those feral guinea pigs roaming the streets and alleyways of the greater metropolitan Richmond, Virginia area will be rescued.

http://i1315.photobucket.com/albums/t595/glynndah/Guinea-Pig-Armor-616x480_zps5f81e989.jpg

Sincerely yours,

the good little witch.