dear laurel

[KyleW]

Dear Kyle,

Who is Danny Dyer?

Love,
Too Stubborn to Google

Dear too stubborn to google,

Bing

Signed,

Someone awesome

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Everest,

Fag.

Love,

Perg

 

[Sinny]

Dear e-wife,

I am jiggling your boobies (in my head).

Love,
( . ) ( .)

 

[glynndah]

Dear Glynndah,

This be Tame Impala. Very strange.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wycjnCCgUes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0jqPvpn3sY
I'm also not overly sure of the tameness.

Muppet

Dear Radiohead,

I like the music but I must confess I'm rather disappointed about the whole lack of true ungulates.

Sincerely yours,

The no-need-to-buy-cheetah-proof-fencing-right-now good little witch.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Tristesse,

Yep! The cats are milked and the cows are fed, so I have a moment to write you.

and

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear cjh,

How mean!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear butters,

Happy to hear about your clean organized kitchen! I need to follow your example.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Fata,

Glad to hear Felix is doing well!

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Felix is a rad name for a cat.

*

Dear smily,

Back atcha.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

Don't spend it all in one place! Unless it's a really cool place.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear ltr.

Tease!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Kyle,



Love,

Laurel

 

[KyleW]

Dear manu,

Fire her.

Signed,

NBA FINALS MVP

 

[neci]

dear manu,

finger her.

love,

neci

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

For future reference, post #422 to this thread is when said thread jumped the shark.

Yours in here-fishy-fishy,

islandman

 

[Sinny]

Dear Laurel,

Please jiggle Neci's boobs. And butt. Thank you.

Love,
Still Pantsless

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

For future reference, post #422 to this thread is when said thread jumped the shark.

Yours in here-fishy-fishy,

islandman

Dear Laurel,

Please continue this thread. I've almost collected enough stamps to fill my book. I'm saving up for a turtle.

Sincerely,

the nearly there good little witch.

 

[neci]

dear laurel,

please fondle the gnome. also sinny's titties.

love,

neci

 

[Sinny]

Dear Neci,

I'm starting to have a mild headache from the damn cider. Will you please jiggle and massage my temples?

Love,
Drunk(ish)

 

[neci]

dear sinny,

i'll start with placing my fingers gently upon your eyebrows, working outward to your temples.

love,

neci

 

[Sinny]

Dear Neci,

A little lower. Yeah, just a little lower. Uh huh. Lower. Ohhhhh, lower.


Thanks,
PANTSLESS

PS: Laurel should also take off her pants. Manu, too.

 

[pete]

dear laurel

please remind unnamed-but-blessed-with-beautiful-bewbs posters that cleavage pics must remain up for a minimum of 12 hrs.

or until i've seen them.

just keeping the peace,
other pete

 

[neci]

dear sinny,

right here? shall i jiggle that as well? oh. you like that, don't you. that's right. just relax and let the tension out.

love,

neci

p.s. manu, please remove the underwear as well. just like that. now. go get the camera. good boy. point it at your cock. click. see how easy that was. if you need help learning how to upload a photo, just shoot me a pm.

 

[Byron In Exile]

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a-goin' on in here?

 

[neci]

dear laurel,

i am going to get neked, crawl under the covers and play with my boobs now.

love,

neci

 

[KyleW]

Dear noobs who clearly don't know any better and islandman,

My threads are not fluff threads. Even if i created a thread named The Official Fluff Thread, it still wouldn't be a fluff thread. Or a thread to be fluffed. Or marshmallow.


Signed,

Moi

 

[KyleW]

Dear Brain in exile,

Nothing good.


Signed,

The Thread

 

[Sinny]

Dear Neci,

Oh, yeah. There. Yeah. There.

Love,
Sobered up. Sort of.

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

I apologize for bombarding you with so many PMs as of late. I know that Kyle created this thread for you out of his sheer love of you, and his love of never ending threads. Therefore, it's a large job to take on, but you do it with such grace, care and love.

Even the ferrets and the cats get along in this thread.

Maybe, just maybe this thread will serve as a laurel (ha ha! i feel awesome for thinking that one up) and a hearty handshake to those who bicker politically. And they will even accept the Irish. Hell, even Fata.

Yours in gratitude and big love,

Indie

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I drank too much, I woke up hung over. Please rub my temples too.

Love,
LTR

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Kyle,

Thanks for one of the best never ending threads.

Love,
LTR

 

[kbate]

Dear Laurel,

Please Delete all of Sonny's 'legendary' Dear (Noun) threads. They
detract from the harmonious beauty of Kyles "Dear Laurel" thread.

Yours in annoyance,

kb