dear laurel

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Laurel

That's a brilliant idea! Hopefully during the over and over bit the toaster would trap his beard, electrocute him and eventually he'd burst into flames. We could toast marshmallows on him and sing We Didn't Start The Fire.

Look what she came up with, our cunting webmistress!

*head swivel*

Yours, possessed

Fata

 

[Laurel]

Dear Fata,

Please change your av back to the beautiful blonde with the lovely smile.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Fata,

Please change your av back to the beautiful blonde with the lovely smile.

Love,

Laurel

Just for you.

 

[Adre]

Dear Fata,

Please change your av back to the beautiful blonde with the lovely smile.

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

I've asked and she didn't. She'll listen to you.

Thanks,

Adre

 

[Laurel]

Dear glynndah,

AAAAHHHH I WANT ONE!

Love,

Laurel

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

Please make me somewhat less ticklish. Thank you.

Your giggling friend,
blackleggings

 

[Laurel]

Just for you.

Noooo you smart alec! I mean the beautiful blonde woman!

 

[Laurel]

Dear blackleggings,

Since I can't do that, how about I tickle you instead?

Love,

Laurel

 

[Fata Morgana]

Noooo you smart alec! I mean the beautiful blonde woman!

Oh well, it seems only me and FluffPE love the Flatters.

 

[Trace_Element]

Dear blackleggings,

Since I can't do that, how about I tickle you instead?

Love,

Laurel

*subscribing*

Somebody pass me a tissue, please...

 

[glynndah]

Dear glynndah,

AAAAHHHH I WANT ONE!

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

Alas! It appears to be a one of a kind. How about some armor for your cat instead? This place could use a sentinel.
http://i1315.photobucket.com/albums/t595/glynndah/16081020_80b4_1024x2000_zps52348b2a.jpg

Sincerely yours,

The "I feel safer already" good little witch.

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel

That's a brilliant idea! Hopefully during the over and over bit the toaster would trap his beard, electrocute him and eventually he'd burst into flames. We could toast marshmallows on him and sing We Didn't Start The Fire.

Look what she came up with, our cunting webmistress!

*head swivel*

Yours, possessed

Fata

There's an Irish Catholic purgatory for cunts just like you. Where your're in limbo and have to stare at my beard for oh, 200 years.

Then they move you down to hell, and images of my balls will haunt you for eternity.

Don't worry, Billy Joel will be down there to keep your sassy cunt ass company. I hope the two of you enjoy the burning flames of hell for all eternity.

Yours in trying to offer you confession over and over and save your soul,

Indie

 

[Sinny]

Dear Fata,

Please gorgonzola me.

Love,
Cheesy

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Sinny,

You don't look so swell there, all hungover with Dick's hanging out your mouth.

*bangs pots and pans*

Yours,

Indie

 

[Sinny]

Dear Indie,

Fuck you up the ass with my bouquet of dicks, you douchecanoe.

Love,
Dehydrated

PS:

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Sinny,

My best friend Greg whose house I used to sit down there in Skyway is taking a cross country trip starting tomorrow. He texted me that he is coming through Spokane, and wants to spend part of the day with me. I wish you could come along as well. Plus lots of other people I like there and miss so much. But I'm so excited to see him!

Your friend even though you didn't get the reference,

Indie.

P.S.

2 x

 

[Sinny]

Dear Indie,

Pretty sure Spokane should be set to terror alert level "fuck yeah." Have fun, eat Dick's.

Love,
Slightly more hydrated and still pantsless

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

What can we do about the declining bee population? I don't want to pay $17 for an apple in the future.


Yours in worrying about the state of affairs,

islandman

 

[neci]

dear iman,

i have lots of bees. tell the gov't to stop subsidizing GMO farmers.

love,

neci

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Sinny

Did you know Gorgonzola was actually named after Medusa because the snakes she had for hair were actually made of cheese.

Yours, wishing I had cheese hair

Feta

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

My allergies are so bad I want to rip my eyes out. Can you help with this?

Love,
LTR



Dear Thumper,

I wonder if anyone would believe me if I was to share how you really are?

Especially when you are saving the pets with pet saga.

Oink Oink,
LTR

 

[thør]

Dear LTR,

Have you tried antihistamine eye drops? They help me when the shit in the air gets to be too much for the other meds to control.

Tissue?

thør

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Thor,

I've been using that all day and its not helping. I think sitting out on that football field yesterday is the culprit.

Love,
LTR

 

[thør]

Dear Sinny,

Chicks love Dick's!




http://nwsausage.com/images/store_pics/apperal/chicks_shirt.png

Enjoy,

thør

 

[thør]

Dear LTR,

You've got your system overloaded. You might have to sit in the shower for days, but at least you'll be able to breathe.

thør