dear laurel

[KyleW]

I'm going to punch a cat if you dickbags don't stfu.

 

[lovetoread]

Dearest Kyle,

Give your wife a kiss from all of us.

Also, kick the ferrets.

Love,
Laurel

 

[butters]

Dear Thumper,

I wonder if anyone would believe me if I was to share how you really are?

Especially when you are saving the pets with pet saga.

Oink Oink,
LTR

aw, this is so cute. and yes, some of us would.

 

[Sean]

Dear Kyle

iggy.

 

[Sinny]

Dear Thor,

I am going to invite Fata-Feta to wrastle in a kiddy pool filled with nacho cheese if you buy us those shirts.

Love,
Dick's Lover

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Kyle,

Hi.

Love,

Perg

 

[KyleW]

Dear Kyle

iggy.

Finally something good has come from this thread.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Finally something good has come from this thread.

Dear Kyle

.....and all this time.....

with love, Humpty

 

[Disgustipated]

dearest Momma Kitty,

please beat Kyle with one of his weasels.

regards,

the entire GeeBee

 

[Sinny]

Dear PMer,

Stop PMing me things about my boobs. If you want to talk to my boobs, you can speak to them in this thread.

Love,
Sinny's boobs (and the dick bouquet holding gnome)

 

[butters]

dear kyle,

haven't you finished that book yet?


there's help out there for slow readers.

helpfully yours,
butters

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Kyle,

This thread is not at the top of the page.

Love,

Perg

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Dear perg,
traitor
love unohoo

 

[thør]

Dear Sinny and Fata-Feta,

Not only will I buy the shirts, I will buy a bag of chips so that the nacho cheese does not go to waste. Only condition is, the match happens on my lawn. Jalapenos on the side!

thør

 

[neci]

dear kyle,

post your balls!

miau,

neci

 

[Sinny]

Dear Kyle,

Yes, please post your balls. Thanks in advance.

xoxo

 

[Disgustipated]

Dear Kyle,

Yes, please post your balls. Thanks in advance.

xoxo

eff that. post jinxie boobs.

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Luk,

Post your balls.

Love,
LTR, aka, your stalker

 

[artemesia_g]

Dear Sinny,

Holy crap! Look at your boobs!

The Mrs.

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Thank you for giving me an unlimited iggy list.


Yours in the sun,

islandman

 

[neci]

Dear Luk,

Post your balls.

Love,
LTR, aka, your stalker

second.

pussy too.

and spoo.

 

[Sinny]

eff that. post jinxie boobs.

I can get behind that.

Dear Luk,

Post your balls.

Love,
LTR, aka, your stalker

I can get behind that, too.

Dear Sinny,

Holy crap! Look at your boobs!

The Mrs.

They're round, right? And BIG. Roadhead just lifted them in his hands and said I need a boob sherpa.

 

[thør]

The roadhead bra. With the relaxing nipple massage feature.

 

[girlsmiley]

Dearest Laurel,

I hope tonight is as fun for you as it's going to be for me.



Always,

Smiley.

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

My allergies are really bad so please make all dudes post at least one pic of their balls. I believe it would make me feel much better.

The same goes for the womenz, all must post a pic of bewbs. Including your perky ones.

Love,
LTR