Dear Clowns

[GracefullyYours]

Dear Clowns,

What's your opinion on creamy v. crunchy peanut butter?

Sincerely,

Likes Buttered Nuts

PS: This has nothing to do with my earlier question, don't worry.

 

[RAddams]

Look above

Sounds like you have all the help you need. Once again I have helped another Litster with their needs. Please send check payable to IHCLLC

Oh wise one you are very good and we are not worthy of your all knowing glory.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Oh wise one you are very good and we are not worthy of your all knowing glory.

Maybe if we rub the lamp he'll grant us a wish....

 

[RAddams]

Maybe if we rub the lamp he'll grant us a wish....

I have something better for you to rub if you wish.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

What's your opinion on creamy v. crunchy peanut butter?

Sincerely,

Likes Buttered Nuts

PS: This has nothing to do with my earlier question, don't worry.

Oh wise one you are very good and we are not worthy of your all knowing glory.

Maybe if we rub the lamp he'll grant us a wish....

I have something better for you to rub if you wish.

Dear get a room,

Might I suggest a hotel room, a painted tarp and some peanut butter. Maybe do an experiment on each other an see which each prefers although I can tell you that if you think you are putting crunchy peanut butter anywhere around little IHC prepare to receive an "accidental" boot to te head.

Ask the dog what kind of peanut butter I like down there, he knows.

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Clowns,

When will the day be that you let me beat you at Words?

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

When will the day be that you let me beat you at Words?

Dear full of it,

Let me beat you at something since you whip my ass at hanging with friends all the time. Winning at words with friends is the only thing that makes me happy now a days. Please please please at least throw me that none.

Stilts72 on WWF

 

[Farrah]

Dear Clowns,

I've missed the Words with Friends boat. What exactly is this craze all about? Obviously it's a game. With words. That you play with friends. Is there anything else I should know about it?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Clowns,

I've missed the Words with Friends boat. What exactly is this craze all about? Obviously it's a game. With words. That you play with friends. Is there anything else I should know about it?

He kicks ass.

 

[DehviantGirl]

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[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

I've missed the Words with Friends boat. What exactly is this craze all about? Obviously it's a game. With words. That you play with friends. Is there anything else I should know about it?

Dear missing the boat,

If you would stop swimming in Rivera and get in the boat from time to time you just might not miss out on te most numbing addictive time wasting game in your mobile device. Wait what is that you say? He read my bio? A guy on lit read my bio BEFORE he sent a cock pic? Yep that is right I did. Now check your PM box.

As for WWF's don't listen to the guy below you. I am not very good I just get lucky.

 

[IhateClowns]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn233/koalabear_photo/ththhidingsmile-1.gif

Dear peeper,

Anytime you want a looksy lemme know and I will open the blinds for you. There is no reason to hide. I ain't packing much so your cervix has nothing to worry about.

 

[Aquagal]

Dear peeper,

Anytime you want a looksy lemme know and I will open the blinds for you. There is no reason to hide. I ain't packing much so your cervix has nothing to worry about.

Do you mean all I have to do is ask?

 

[IhateClowns]

Do you mean all I have to do is ask?

Yep. Although it has to be warm out otherwise he is a groundhog sees his shadow an quickly becomes an inny. Then The mangina decides to come out and play. Tag in the diamond hard nips and I could be mistaken for a really tall A-cup brunette who badly needs a bush trim.

 

[Aquagal]

Yep. Although it has to be warm out otherwise he is a groundhog sees his shadow an quickly becomes an inny. Then The mangina decides to come out and play. Tag in the diamond hard nips and I could be mistaken for a really tall A-cup brunette who badly needs a bush trim.

Remember you're inside and I'm peeking in, you should be warm. And you live in like one of those warmish states or sumfin. Did you get a dye job? Last week you were a redhead. We would have matched....sigh.

 

[julybaby04]

Dear IHC,

Looking like I will be dateless for New Year's Eve...again..... Do you know any fun things to do alone on that fun filled night?

 

[IhateClowns]

Remember you're inside and I'm peeking in, you should be warm. And you live in like one of those warmish states or sumfin. Did you get a dye job? Last week you were a redhead. We would have matched....sigh.

Even though it is warm in here the fact that it is cold outside gives me an excuse for why my willy gets mistaken for a goosebumps from time to time. Oh yes I dyed my hair brown because I still wipe from back to front and well run out of tp from time to time and well this way it all blends together. Maybe that is why I have such a luscious full bush down there, from all the fertilizer.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear IHC,

Looking like I will be dateless for New Year's Eve...again..... Do you know any fun things to do alone on that fun filled night?

Dear dateless in lit-land,

I am shocked if you are. Really. Stunning, sexy, smart, and funny cannot be single and alone. Where is Ravi when we need him?

If you disliked clowns I know a feller right here on lit who would make sure you had a wonderful time on NYE. First we would start off playing my favorite game solitaire. Then we would read a book. Then we would masturbate.

Wait a second. I have an idea. Have you very tried those thing by yourself? Hell I bet they can be just a fun that way as well. If not then go down to your local church, find a cute boy with good morals and do your damnedest to change them at the stroke of midnight.

 

[julybaby04]

Dear dateless in lit-land,

I am shocked if you are. Really. Stunning, sexy, smart, and funny cannot be single and alone. Where is Ravi when we need him?

If you disliked clowns I know a feller right here on lit who would make sure you had a wonderful time on NYE. First we would start off playing my favorite game solitaire. Then we would read a book. Then we would masturbate.

Wait a second. I have an idea. Have you very tried those thing by yourself? Hell I bet they can be just a fun that way as well. If not then go down to your local church, find a cute boy with good morals and do your damnedest to change them at the stroke of midnight.

Dear Clown-hater.....

Thanks for the advice. I will probably spend the day doing some of those things......guess it will be an early night for me that night!

 

[tenderlily]

Dear Clowns,

Have you ever seen this book? I've been meaning to recommend it to you forever. Here are a few more pictures from it. Picasso may have been a difficult man, obviously an incredibly talented one, but he loved his doxie.

I hope you have a lovely holiday.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clown-hater.....

Thanks for the advice. I will probably spend the day doing some of those things......guess it will be an early night for me that night!

Solitaire is fun isn't it

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

Have you ever seen this book? I've been meaning to recommend it to you forever. Here are a few more pictures from it. Picasso may have been a difficult man, obviously an incredibly talented one, but he loved his doxie.

I hope you have a lovely holiday.

. I haven't but I am going to order it now. Damn it. Here I am talking about my fertilized mangina and now I have tears (of happiness mind you).

*sigh* thank you for that.

 

[tenderlily]

. I haven't but I am going to order it now. Damn it. Here I am talking about my fertilized mangina and now I have tears (of happiness mind you).

*sigh* thank you for that.

The book is amazing, I adore it.

You're welcome.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

Have you ever seen this book? I've been meaning to recommend it to you forever. Here are a few more pictures from it. Picasso may have been a difficult man, obviously an incredibly talented one, but he loved his doxie.

I hope you have a lovely holiday.

The book is amazing, I adore it.

You're welcome.

Sounds like it is. The reviews say it is.

 

[Farrah]

Dear missing the boat,

If you would stop swimming in Rivera and get in the boat from time to time you just might not miss out on te most numbing addictive time wasting game in your mobile device. Wait what is that you say? He read my bio? A guy on lit read my bio BEFORE he sent a cock pic? Yep that is right I did. Now check your PM box.

As for WWF's don't listen to the guy below you. I am not very good I just get lucky.

1) It's too cold to go swimming in rivers this time of year. Silly.

2) I don't own a mobile device.

3) I checked my inbox with anticipation. What a nasty fibber you are.