Dear Clowns

[IhateClowns]

dear clown paranoid,
is it ok to turn a 21 yr old fox into a nymphomaniac with just words?

A fox? I suppose with the right pheromones and an animal to chase you could "sic' em" and they could go nuts. Good luck taming a fox though I hear they are rabid and can turn on you in a second.

 

[IhateClowns]

Actually it was a GI doc.

you said you were joking with im. Did you at least make a funny joke? If the joke wasn't funny I feel that the person who had to sit through the unfunny joke has every righ to fondle you even if you don't want him to.

 

[Honey123]

you said you were joking with im. Did you at least make a funny joke? If the joke wasn't funny I feel that the person who had to sit through the unfunny joke has every righ to fondle you even if you don't want him to.

Of Course I was funny!!!!

 

[IhateClowns]

Of Course I was funny!!!!

Hmmm ok tell me the joke and I will rate it for you....

 

[Honey123]

Hmmm ok tell me the joke and I will rate it for you....

I don't remember it. I was nervous..and when that happens, I talk ... alot..

 

[IhateClowns]

I don't remember it. I was nervous..and when that happens, I talk ... alot..

Well then you must have been downright giddy when he said he needed to check your prostate and poked his big middle finger inside you

 

[Honey123]

Well then you must have been downright giddy when he said he needed to check your prostate and poked his big middle finger inside you

that's not what they use!!!

 

[IhateClowns]

that's not what they use!!!

He told you it was a tongue depressor didn't he? Sly old dog he is....

 

[Honey123]

He told you it was a tongue depressor didn't he? Sly old dog he is....

It was sorta wet..and he kept saying, just a little longer...just a little longer..

 

[IhateClowns]

It was sorta wet..and he kept saying, just a little longer...just a little longer..

He never asked you to open up your pussy and say AHHHHHH did he????

 

[Honey123]

He never asked you to open up your pussy and say AHHHHHH did he????

I didn't bring my cat. I said it was a GI doctor.

Geez..

 

[IhateClowns]

I didn't bring my cat. I said it was a GI doctor.

Geez..

But you told me he touched you inappropriately..I can only think he fingered you....my bad

 

[Honey123]

But you told me he touched you inappropriately..I can only think he fingered you....my bad

Gynos do there.

 

[IhateClowns]

Gynos do there.

Ah and i hear they warm their hands first as well...very considerate of them

 

[Honey123]

Ah and i hear they warm their hands first as well...very considerate of them

The rooms are very cold. Why do they make them so cold?? You need to wear socks. In a stupid paper gown, with the front open and socks?!? I mean, how more undignified can a person get?

This was no different. At least I got to keep my bra on....

 

[ivantheterrible]

oh, ok, a translation problem. fox=chick=babe=hottie, etc..

 

[IhateClowns]

The rooms are very cold. Why do they make them so cold?? You need to wear socks. In a stupid paper gown, with the front open and socks?!? I mean, how more undignified can a person get?

This was no different. At least I got to keep my bra on....

Yeah but I bet you could dial a rotary phone with your nipples bra or no bra.

 

[IhateClowns]

oh, ok, a translation problem. fox=chick=babe=hottie, etc..

Two words to turn a fox into a raving lunatic....I hear while inside her from behind if you say "giddy up" they get really wild and ravenous...

 

[ivantheterrible]

Yeeeeehaw!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[IhateClowns]

Yeeeeehaw!!!!!!!!!!!

I aim to please..hope it works out

 

[availableslave2u]

dear clowns,
my right nipple is slower to react than my left nipple. do you think this is a problem?
uneven nips

 

[IhateClowns]

dear clowns,
my right nipple is slower to react than my left nipple. do you think this is a problem?
uneven nips

Dear uneven,

No it isn't a problem. There a many a woma who have uneven nipples just like there are many fellas who have one ball bigger then the other. It is just natures way of making you realize tat you might not be as perfect as you think you are.

Take this example for instance:

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5496/14845479.jpg


Here is a young lady who thinks she is hot. Yes she has a pretty face, but I can honestly tell you that I would go cross-eyed if she took her shirt off in front of me. It would be like one of those 3D pictures you used to see at the mall. I would just sit there and stare at her waiting for a sail boat to pop up between her tits.

Good Lord if she were lactating she better have twins or there is going to be a mess either on the ceiling or floor. The poor baby would have to change its diaper after every feeding.

Now hopefully yours are not as lopsided as these are. Sad thing is she thinks she is hot, but if she is riding me and I look up and can only see one nipple and it happens to be pointing straight down at me, I am going to need the little blue pill stat.

 

[Bianca_Bowwell]

*grin*

I think I'm a little in love with you right now. And to think I've always been afraid of clowns...

 

[IhateClowns]

I think I'm a little in love with you right now. And to think I've always been afraid of clowns...

I don't see a question...hmmmmm

 

[ivantheterrible]

Dear uneven,

No it isn't a problem. There a many a woma who have uneven nipples just like there are many fellas who have one ball bigger then the other. It is just natures way of making you realize tat you might not be as perfect as you think you are.

Take this example for instance:

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5496/14845479.jpg


Here is a young lady who thinks she is hot. Yes she has a pretty face, but I can honestly tell you that I would go cross-eyed if she took her shirt off in front of me. It would be like one of those 3D pictures you used to see at the mall. I would just sit there and stare at her waiting for a sail boat to pop up between her tits.

Good Lord if she were lactating she better have twins or there is going to be a mess either on the ceiling or floor. The poor baby would have to change its diaper after every feeding.

Now hopefully yours are not as lopsided as these are. Sad thing is she thinks she is hot, but if she is riding me and I look up and can only see one nipple and it happens to be pointing straight down at me, I am going to need the little blue pill stat.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!