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Danica Patrick's car troubles

Cup holders or not...

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I'd love to suck her pussy.


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Nothing was wrong with her car

She just got punted. I'm glad she's OK and wish her well.
 
GiaCat said:
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The poor woman doesn't even have a cup holder. Oh, the humanity! ~*sob*~:devil:
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The most HILARIOUS part is she tried to use her celebrity race car driver pussy pass to get out of a speeding ticket AND FAILED.

“I tried to pull the race car driver card,” Patrick explained to the New York Daily News at the time. “I said, ‘I’m a race car driver. I’m not going to hurt anyone out here. I know what I’m doing.’ He said, ‘I don’t know who you are and I don’t care.’
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For awhile she drove the Lamborghini everywhere. To dinner. To the store. Even on a fateful trip that convinced her this might not be the best “daily drive,” as she calls it: to Phoenix’s Sky Harbor International Airport in 2009 to pick up her sister, Brooke.

“The last straw was probably having to pick up my sister at the airport in a Lamborghini,” Patrick said. “I couldn’t have felt more stupid. I’m serious. I felt so stupid.

“She’s got bags. I don’t have a trunk. I’ve got a briefcase-sized spot in the front of the car. I have no space.”

Brooke had to pile the bags on her lap. She even had her dog with her.
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LOL!!! Stupid.
 
GiaCat said:
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The poor woman doesn't even have a cup holder. Oh, the humanity! ~*sob*~:devil:
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That's actually a pretty hilarious story. Except for the fact that in the wake of the deaths of Dan Wheldon and Dale Earnhardt, one might expect professional drivers to have the common sense not to blast through residential neighborhoods at 120 mph. Most of us aren't outfitted with Hans devices or wearing Nomex long johns out here.
 
Colonel Hogan said:
That's actually a pretty hilarious story. Except for the fact that in the wake of the deaths of Dan Wheldon and Dale Earnhardt, one might expect professional drivers to have the common sense not to blast through residential neighborhoods at 120 mph. Most of us aren't outfitted with Hans devices or wearing Nomex long johns out here.
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You made that part up.

There's nothing in the article about "residential neighborhoods."
 
LJ_Reloaded said:
The most HILARIOUS part is she tried to use her celebrity race car driver pussy pass to get out of a speeding ticket AND FAILED.
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Oh, woo-hoo for you, you poor nutcase.

How many times do you suppose it worked before she met the one cop in America who didn't know who she was?

And she was only doing 57 in a 40 zone.
 
Good luck to her and thank God for safer barriers. Jeff Gordon had a scary wreck the other day also.
 
I used to kind of like her as much as I can give a shit about a race car driver but she whores herself out more than Michael Jordan.
 
Colonel Hogan said:
Perhaps not, but if Kyle Busch was in a 45 mph zone, it's possible. He sure as hell wasn't on the Interstate.
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I used to go to traffic school a lot. It's a long story that has to do with the obvious bias built into the system against males with unusually large penisi.

In traffic school, they would show a movie by some racecar driver or other telling you how important it was to wear a seatbelt. The class would express a collective "Duh, you drive 250 miles an hour."

Then we would go back to ignoring the retired state trooper who led the class with cruel glee, knowing he and his pot belly had us captive for the next 7 hours since the forms were signed at the end of the day.
 
Colonel Hogan said:
Perhaps not, but if Kyle Busch was in a 45 mph zone, it's possible. He sure as hell wasn't on the Interstate.
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So don't say he's zooming through residential neighborhoods at 120mph when you don't know.

I've gone 147mph in a 50mph zone, and it wasn't on the Interstate, nor was it in a residential neighborhood.
 
Here's the deal:

Patrick's crash Thursday happened during her part-time job this year: Sprint Cup driver for [Tony] Stewart-Haas Racing, where she'll only race 10 times. The reason why she's only racing 10 times this year at NASCAR's highest level is so she can gain the experience needed to drive full-time at that elite level next year (hopefully). Her first of those 10 races is tomorrow's Daytona 500 among 42 other drivers...

...Patrick's full-time job this year is as driver for Dale Earnhardt, Jr.'s Nationwide team; Nationwide cars are basically the same cars as Sprint Cup cars, with the most noticeable difference being they're slower (approximately 10 mph at Daytona, eg). Daytona's Nationwide race, The Drive4COPD 300, is this afternoon, and Patrick will not only be among the 42 other drivers, she will lead them all because she qualified the fastest of all 50 challengers and earned the coveted pole position (only the 2nd woman to ever do so at the Nationwide level; no woman has ever been top qualifier at the Sprint Cup level).

Earnhardt, Jr., Patrick's Nationwide series boss, qualified 4th behind Patrick for today's race; her Sprint Cup boss, Tony Stewart - defending Sprint Cup champ - qualified 7th...

...the lady has proven without doubt she is fast enough to win ; today we'll see how adept a part-time pupil she was last Thursday.


- Sprint, the telecommunications company, is the prime sponsor of NASCAR's highest level of racing

- Nationwide, the insurance company, likewise is the sponsor of NASCAR's 2nd highest level
 
watching racing is as boring as watching any other "sport". just a billboard going at incredible speeds with a bunch of rednecks getting drunk and hoping for a crash and titty flashes.
 
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