Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

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Let’s look at the silver lining/glass half full......these negligees, while can be used for sleeping, are of course more to serve provocative purposes and get one’s partner, shall we say, all riled up. And so while they do not achieve proper sizing, you definitely look provocative in all outfits. So kudos to boobs spilling out everywhere!
 
This was by far the best education that I’ve ever received about dress & bra sizing. I’m still not sure that I completely get it, but I comprehend it significantly better now. Clearly pictures help.

lol. I provide a lot of bra education, I take my bras very seriously haha. though truth is dress size and bra size correlate poorly. A 22 dress would probably be most suited for a 42DDD, but reality is it basically what a 38L or 36N would probably have to wear. the only think you can expect from a 2xl is it to have about 50 inches of room across the bust and hips, and about 43 in the waist. it is why the top 2 look better. more specific sizing. rather than offering 6 sizes ie xs,s,m,l,1x,2x, it comes in about 108 sizes. a bit more accurate.
 
I should really open a shop that caters to women with measurements that aren't in line with it the standard /normal woman. Of course I can't sew, or even use a measuring tape very well, but....boobs.

haha. well I am sure there are many careers we could come up with that involve boobs

lol, it isn't a bad thought to those who can or already manufacture. alter the cut a little, sell it for 5 to 10 times the cost of what everyone else does as so little competition.

I have never been so interested in a word problem in all my life.

you haven't even seen me write a problem on my boobs yet.

Let’s look at the silver lining/glass half full......these negligees, while can be used for sleeping, are of course more to serve provocative purposes and get one’s partner, shall we say, all riled up. And so while they do not achieve proper sizing, you definitely look provocative in all outfits. So kudos to boobs spilling out everywhere!

but better fitting looks better. the titties are supposed to stay in the outfit, damn it
 
lol. I provide a lot of bra education, I take my bras very seriously haha. though truth is dress size and bra size correlate poorly. A 22 dress would probably be most suited for a 42DDD, but reality is it basically what a 38L or 36N would probably have to wear. the only think you can expect from a 2xl is it to have about 50 inches of room across the bust and hips, and about 43 in the waist. it is why the top 2 look better. more specific sizing. rather than offering 6 sizes ie xs,s,m,l,1x,2x, it comes in about 108 sizes. a bit more accurate.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3/giphy.gif?cid=4d1e4f298bea24fbe1d5910ad5bdfb932b12e93bfd5095c1&rid=giphy.gif

Yeah, I’m lost again. No clue what my wife wears in anything, it saves us both time, frustration, confusion and probably anger with her buying her own stuff. Admittedly men have it easier for the most part. I mostly have to wear “dress” clothes, button downs are all measured in neck width & arm length. I can’t get anything slim / European fitting because my back / shoulders are too broad, but I’ll take the bloused shirt over cut off circulation in my arms. The new trend in pants sucks for men, we’re starting to deal with those of us who actually work our legs.
 
so not much today, though I am about to try on some clothing purchases. maybe you will get a frederick's fashion show. We shall see.

what I have for you today is a little bit on why pets suck.

have to wake up in the morning, and let the chickens out of their coup. roosters are loud. but you get early outdoor tits

http://i.imgur.com/yI47Ox3m.jpg

cats have claws. cats like to sleep on warm soft things. sleeping cat on sleeping human might react unexpectedly when sleeping human rolls.

http://i.imgur.com/mxYr8e1m.jpg
I’m not a medical professional, but I like to play doctor. Let me apply some bacitracin ointment and a bandage. I will have to check it frequently for infection and any loss of feeling. :rolleyes:
 
First let me say I love seeing you in lace, but when are manufacturers going to stop using the cup as standard sizes and go to quart sizes? Seem logical to me.:rose:;)
 
Oh I do love the second one.....that's lovely, the last two lol.....nah, never happening, though I admit I am enjoying the ample overspill :rose: xxxx
 
so not much today, though I am about to try on some clothing purchases. maybe you will get a frederick's fashion show. We shall see.

what I have for you today is a little bit on why pets suck.

have to wake up in the morning, and let the chickens out of their coup. roosters are loud. but you get early outdoor tits

http://i.imgur.com/yI47Ox3m.jpg

cats have claws. cats like to sleep on warm soft things. sleeping cat on sleeping human might react unexpectedly when sleeping human rolls.

http://i.imgur.com/mxYr8e1m.jpg

Reminds me of the song Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent
 
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Yeah, I’m lost again. No clue what my wife wears in anything, it saves us both time, frustration, confusion and probably anger with her buying her own stuff. Admittedly men have it easier for the most part. I mostly have to wear “dress” clothes, button downs are all measured in neck width & arm length. I can’t get anything slim / European fitting because my back / shoulders are too broad, but I’ll take the bloused shirt over cut off circulation in my arms. The new trend in pants sucks for men, we’re starting to deal with those of us who actually work our legs.

lol. I think men's clothing is easier. Though yeah, I feel ya on the slim cut. Even if you can wear it, I think straight men look kind of dorky in it

I’m not a medical professional, but I like to play doctor. Let me apply some bacitracin ointment and a bandage. I will have to check it frequently for infection and any loss of feeling. :rolleyes:

lol, well thank you

First let me say I love seeing you in lace, but when are manufacturers going to stop using the cup as standard sizes and go to quart sizes? Seem logical to me.:rose:;)

haha. so what 1/32nd qt, 1/16th qt, 1/8th qt...etc etc so like 1 1/32nd quart. I think A,B,C etc sounds easier.

Oh I do love the second one.....that's lovely, the last two lol.....nah, never happening, though I admit I am enjoying the ample overspill :rose: xxxx

thank you. I do like the top two, and well the last was good for a laugh.

Reminds me of the song Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent
lol.
Ted is a weird weird man. First time I worked with him, I had no idea who he was, and honestly thought he was drunk or high. I just assumed anyone as out there as him would be under the influence lol
 
well happy sunday. ok let's finish up the fashion show

we have another robe
http://i.imgur.com/rOGjQDNm.jpg

and another. damn those belt loops are high
http://i.imgur.com/Jz9f3tpm.jpg

and two frederick's corsets

http://i.imgur.com/gTy0NWnm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/2SrofuJm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0J4vhHom.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UYqCIX4m.jpg

I like them. I think the edging on the top helps keep the boobies in there, and they are laced with 2 ribbons, one for the top half, one for the bottom, so it is easier to have the bottom fully closed but the top very open.
 
You in those corsets just made my Sunday! Hopefully my week isn’t all downhill from here
 
I think my only complaint is seeing those straps not hooked to any stockings. ;_; I like the red robe the best. Transparent titties is also crucial.
 
A bounty of killer sexy photos.
I'm jealous that your husband gets to see those irl.
 
So today’s rant is simply why I am a bitch today.

1st, bored neighborhood teen can over. I don’t want to entertain him. He annoys the fuck out of me in general. I blocked my door, gave him a drink, and sent him on his way. This one just comes over too much and is so annoying. I hope he gets a license or a job or a girlfriend or something soon. Ugh

2nd, for the 2nd day in a row, and amazon delivery driver calls from outside my house, while I was trying on clothing and nude. So not only do I keep making him wait a minute or two, I grab anything I can that isn’t completely indecent. However, it isn’t all that put together either. I think I am creating an uncomfortable environment for the amazon guy. But why doesn’t he just honk his horn and throw crap over the fence like every other delivery guy. I think he has seen my panties more than y’all have this weekend.

3rd. So I have a friend who we have been friends with since college. She has a 17 year old. The 17 year old has been in a fairly constant state of change for the past two years. The given name is like Christina, then was changed to Chris, then Kai, then Dylan, then Dakotah. Ok, these aren’t the real ones, just close. Oh, and no pronoun. So here is the issue, like a recent conversation. Hubby tells me him and kid went to visit Dan and Robin. I say oh did you see Dakotah. Hubby says like well, I saw Dakotah but didn’t talk to Dakotah, because Dakotah was um um walking from Dakotah’s school to Dakotah’s home but Dakotah’s friends were with Dakotah, and I didn’t want to interrupt Dakotah and Dakotah’s friends, besides not like I could have given Dakotah a ride to Dakotah’s home because pickup. (kid’s seat takes up a lot of room).

See this is challenging and we just got used to Dakotah instead of Dylan. I mean it was manageable other than reverting to last month’s name sometimes. Well Dakotah’s mom just sent out a message blast that said “Hello, I just wanted to let you know that Dakotah has decided to go by Sharkensteinerdoorton, so if you hear me talking about Sharkensteinerdoorton, I am talking about my kid. Please call my kid that too. Thank you” ok, not only do I still not have a pronoun, but now it is just random syllables strung together in a long chain that I have to remember. How is the going to go? I changed it some, but it really is that many random syllables strung together beginning with an animal. So yeah, Hubby asks how may day was. I say good, oh hey I went to Publix and ran into Robin and um um um Sharken um rutabaga. Apparently, Sharken um um ramadamdingdong just got a new haircut but Sharkenrumbavac is not really happy about Sharkywhogoogle’s new haircut because it wasn’t like the picture Sharkyrakuteny brought with Sharkorasau…. You know what, fuck it, I can’t, it just isn’t important. My day was fine.

I am too old for this. I clearly just can’t teen anymore. My kid is 7, so how the fuck will I cope in 6 years? If I am not a big enough bitch for not only thinking this, but saying it here, it continues. Hubby got the message too, walked over to me, said ok, I am just going to call Robin and Dan’s kid Hey You. I have agreed. It is the best solution…at least for a while to see if it sticks. I am also beginning to think Sharkermadoohickey is screwing with everyone and laughing Sharkenerthingamajig’s ass off as we all try to make sure Sharkywhohabigmacsauce feels heard and accepted. I don’t really give a shit if you identify as male, female, animal, vegetable, mineral, but please pick and keep it for a while, or revert back to an old identity. And maybe keep it only a couple of syllables. Ok and not a weird symbol like Prince. Ok, and maybe not genitalia as it is really hard for me not to giggle when someone says their name is SmellyVajajay. Yes, make all these accommodations just to suit my bitchy ass. Thanks

So yes, I am a big old bitch today because I shooed a bored teen away with a soda because I didn’t want to entertain his annoying ass, dubbed another teen Hey You because I don’t want to keep trying, and I keep showing the amazon guy my panties, as well as being braless, after making him wait. I am sitting here on my big old bitch throne yelling at people to get off my lawn while I tell a story about how I walked 80 miles in 20 feet of snow to school everyday. Give me my fucking knitting needles and yarn.
 
They're certainly more fun than being covered! That corset would look hotter without the panties on. ;)

what about a cute set of crotchless instead.

A bounty of killer sexy photos.
I'm jealous that your husband gets to see those irl.

well thank you. truth though half the time he just giggles at how big my boobs are, so you aren't missing much
 
Honestly, I don't think that's you being a bitch.
One teen is annoying, the other teen's parent needs to tell them STFU, your name is Christina until you're 18, move out, and pay to legally change it yourself.
Accepting your kid for their identity is one thing, but as a parent you've gotta draw the line somewhere, and from the sounds of it, her kid is the one parenting her.
If the "name" is changing that much in only 2 years, they are clearly just a teen with no idea WTF they want and shouldn't be making the decision then.

Go see that kid in 5-10 years when they've settled down in their 20s and just stuck with Christina because as an adult in the real world, a boss isn't going to constant change your name tag
and your bank isn't cashing a check to anything but the name you legally sign with. :rolleyes:
 
Honestly, I don't think that's you being a bitch.
One teen is annoying, the other teen's parent needs to tell them STFU, your name is Christina until you're 18, move out, and pay to legally change it yourself.
Accepting your kid for their identity is one thing, but as a parent you've gotta draw the line somewhere, and from the sounds of it, her kid is the one parenting her.
If the "name" is changing that much in only 2 years, they are clearly just a teen with no idea WTF they want and shouldn't be making the decision then.

Go see that kid in 5-10 years when they've settled down in their 20s and just stuck with Christina because as an adult in the real world, a boss isn't going to constant change your name tag
and your bank isn't cashing a check to anything but the name you legally sign with. :rolleyes:

Well, I think that is a little too tough. Actually, in a way, they were thrilled when she came out as a lesbian with a girlfriend and wanted to use the more gender neutral name, and I actually get it, in a way. Think about all the worries you have for your teenage daughter. Now, remove men from the equation. How many worries still stand? I think the support of Chris was awesome. I hope I'd do the same. Though I am stopping at Sharkynadodoodoo. But on the flip side, how many teens choose dumb ass nick names like B-man, Raven, Bootsie, T-bone, Da Boss.... is Sharkanoodlemuffin really that different? Of course, I will probably call my kid a dork if he tells me to call him K-man too.

And you don't think I'm missing out even a little bit seeing your boobs irl? :D

ok, maybe a little. they are kind of amusing.

You handled that infinitely better than I would have.

Well until I start subconsciously start ducking my friend because I don't want to hurt her feelings. I think I am just going to go with "the kid"
 
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