Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[EctoJohn]

But on the flip side, how many teens choose dumb ass nick names like B-man, Raven, Bootsie, T-bone, Da Boss.... is Sharkanoodlemuffin really that different?

Yeah, no.
If I ever have a kid, I'm not calling them a made-up dumb nickname.
If I name them James or whatever, he can either be Jim[my] or James.
That's it.
I'm not calling my child J-Dawg or Jimmyjams or J-Rod or Sharktopus or whatever.

Then again, since no woman at this rate is ever wanting to be my wife/mother of my kids, I'm unlikely to ever need to worry about it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Whatever works.

lol

Yeah, no.
If I ever have a kid, I'm not calling them a made-up dumb nickname.
If I name them James or whatever, he can either be Jim[my] or James.
That's it.
I'm not calling my child J-Dawg or Jimmyjams or J-Rod or Sharktopus or whatever.

Then again, since no woman at this rate is ever wanting to be my wife/mother of my kids, I'm unlikely to ever need to worry about it.

haha. We already have a J-Dawg in our family lol. it is actually a 50 year old woman. but no one actually calls her that consistently. She is a very butch type lesbian so not quite as weird. And actually hot as fuck, for like a dude. I find if very confusing, because again highly attracted to her, except not as a her, as a him.

And you might be better off, well kids can be a lot of fun, same with spouses, but such commitment. Maybe they need a spouse rental company and more foster parents?

 

[clark_kent]

First, the teenager and Amazon driver - you have a killer body. They want to see it. It’s just natural male horniness. They kind of can’t help it. Especially the Amazon guy who may have gotten a look at the goods in the past. So while annoying, you kind of can’t blame them! I would possibly go the same. I mean, how often do you run across a woman with a body like yours?! Speaking of which, do you have any Diet Coke?

As for the family friend, I think you’ve kind of covered it. It’s a much longer conversation and not sure that I can adequately add more meaningful comment on the thread. But you are showing understanding and patience. I’m sure their parents are struggling (as is they), and it’s quite frankly a time when all of this is evolving and all of us are trying to get a handle the whole new paradigm. It will be different 10 years from now. But the children of the 50’s were different from the children of the 60’s who were different from the 70’s, etc. etc. I hear your frustration and totally understand.

 

[EctoJohn]

And you might be better off, well kids can be a lot of fun, same with spouses, but such commitment. Maybe they need a spouse rental company and more foster parents?

That's my problem, though.
I love kids, am great with kids, and I WANT to be married and have my nice nuclear family.
I'm built to be a father/husband, and don't know what to do with creepy loner 40-something life. I have less than 3 years before I hit that. >_>

 

[Todger65]

Those corsets aren’t too bad, got a bit of support, but walking may cause you to pop out.

If that were me, I’d be calling what’s her face ‘Oy You’

Amazon man waits for you to go out just so he can see your knickers and maybe a glimpse of cleavage, I know I would.

 

[EndlessNameless]

what about a cute set of crotchless instead.

Can't argue with that.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

First, the teenager and Amazon driver - you have a killer body. They want to see it. It’s just natural male horniness. They kind of can’t help it. Especially the Amazon guy who may have gotten a look at the goods in the past. So while annoying, you kind of can’t blame them! I would possibly go the same. I mean, how often do you run across a woman with a body like yours?! Speaking of which, do you have any Diet Coke?

As for the family friend, I think you’ve kind of covered it. It’s a much longer conversation and not sure that I can adequately add more meaningful comment on the thread. But you are showing understanding and patience. I’m sure their parents are struggling (as is they), and it’s quite frankly a time when all of this is evolving and all of us are trying to get a handle the whole new paradigm. It will be different 10 years from now. But the children of the 50’s were different from the children of the 60’s who were different from the 70’s, etc. etc. I hear your frustration and totally understand.

lol, I am not sure. I think the amazon guy acts like this is the city and theft might actually happen. The kid, idk maybe. Again, why I don't like this one is he constantly spews ridiculous lies to sound all macho, and keeps that attitude, and it drives me insane. like even in 30 seconds today he managed to annoy me with noticing my husband was gone and wanting to make sure I was ok and if I needed anything I know where he lives.

and yeah, this is why I side eye any "cougar mom" here talking about screwing their teen kids friends. I know a lot of moms of teens, and they are all eye rolling so hard at their teens and hiding from them as much as the did during the preschoolers endless why stage. I mean, sure, they might think they are cute, but it is like seeing a baby. cute but fuck if you want one. oh hell no.

That's my problem, though.
I love kids, am great with kids, and I WANT to be married and have my nice nuclear family.
I'm built to be a father/husband, and don't know what to do with creepy loner 40-something life. I have less than 3 years before I hit that. >_>

I bet it is hard. have you tried checking out your local meetup.com groups for groups that fit. even I have a lot of singles groups. like 4 different style single groups in bumblefuck lol. and a lot of professional women are waiting, and women tend to date a bit older, so 40 is not a bad age to a 35 year old with a ticking clock lol.

Those corsets aren’t too bad, got a bit of support, but walking may cause you to pop out.

If that were me, I’d be calling what’s her face ‘Oy You’

Amazon man waits for you to go out just so he can see your knickers and maybe a glimpse of cleavage, I know I would.

yeah, always the story with corsets. I think I am going to go with "kid" for a while.

I guess anything is possible. he joked about my day off today (again wrinkled clothes, unbrushed hair, killing it)

Can't argue with that.

best of both worlds

 

[SinIt2Win]

The neighborhood teen is definitely hoping you have unmet needs.

The amazing delivery guy wants to deliver a different kind of package.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The neighborhood teen is definitely hoping you have unmet needs.

The amazing delivery guy wants to deliver a different kind of package.

Anything is possible, i just think the teen wants better snacks than home and the driver is just nervous about lost package complaints, but admit I could be wrong about one or the other.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

well happy sunday. ok let's finish up the fashion show

we have another robe
http://i.imgur.com/rOGjQDNm.jpg

and another. damn those belt loops are high
http://i.imgur.com/Jz9f3tpm.jpg

and two frederick's corsets

http://i.imgur.com/gTy0NWnm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/2SrofuJm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0J4vhHom.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UYqCIX4m.jpg

I like them. I think the edging on the top helps keep the boobies in there, and they are laced with 2 ribbons, one for the top half, one for the bottom, so it is easier to have the bottom fully closed but the top very open.

Oddly enough, I like the red robe better than the black, more revealing one. The corsets look great. Do you think you will be able to walk any appreciable distance without the girls trying to escape? Asking for a friend. (The idea of two-level lacing is brilliant. I mean, I had a lot of fun helping her do up a corset once, but it seems to me it took a couple of tries to get it on without getting it on as we used to say in the 70s).

So today’s rant is simply why I am a bitch today.

1st, bored neighborhood teen can over. I don’t want to entertain him. He annoys the fuck out of me in general. I blocked my door, gave him a drink, and sent him on his way. This one just comes over too much and is so annoying. I hope he gets a license or a job or a girlfriend or something soon. Ugh

2nd, for the 2nd day in a row, and amazon delivery driver calls from outside my house, while I was trying on clothing and nude. So not only do I keep making him wait a minute or two, I grab anything I can that isn’t completely indecent. However, it isn’t all that put together either. I think I am creating an uncomfortable environment for the amazon guy. But why doesn’t he just honk his horn and throw crap over the fence like every other delivery guy. I think he has seen my panties more than y’all have this weekend.

3rd. So I have a friend who we have been friends with since college. She has a 17 year old. The 17 year old has been in a fairly constant state of change for the past two years. The given name is like Christina, then was changed to Chris, then Kai, then Dylan, then Dakotah. Ok, these aren’t the real ones, just close. Oh, and no pronoun. So here is the issue, like a recent conversation. Hubby tells me him and kid went to visit Dan and Robin. I say oh did you see Dakotah. Hubby says like well, I saw Dakotah but didn’t talk to Dakotah, because Dakotah was um um walking from Dakotah’s school to Dakotah’s home but Dakotah’s friends were with Dakotah, and I didn’t want to interrupt Dakotah and Dakotah’s friends, besides not like I could have given Dakotah a ride to Dakotah’s home because pickup. (kid’s seat takes up a lot of room).

See this is challenging and we just got used to Dakotah instead of Dylan. I mean it was manageable other than reverting to last month’s name sometimes. Well Dakotah’s mom just sent out a message blast that said “Hello, I just wanted to let you know that Dakotah has decided to go by Sharkensteinerdoorton, so if you hear me talking about Sharkensteinerdoorton, I am talking about my kid. Please call my kid that too. Thank you” ok, not only do I still not have a pronoun, but now it is just random syllables strung together in a long chain that I have to remember. How is the going to go? I changed it some, but it really is that many random syllables strung together beginning with an animal. So yeah, Hubby asks how may day was. I say good, oh hey I went to Publix and ran into Robin and um um um Sharken um rutabaga. Apparently, Sharken um um ramadamdingdong just got a new haircut but Sharkenrumbavac is not really happy about Sharkywhogoogle’s new haircut because it wasn’t like the picture Sharkyrakuteny brought with Sharkorasau…. You know what, fuck it, I can’t, it just isn’t important. My day was fine.

I am too old for this. I clearly just can’t teen anymore. My kid is 7, so how the fuck will I cope in 6 years? If I am not a big enough bitch for not only thinking this, but saying it here, it continues. Hubby got the message too, walked over to me, said ok, I am just going to call Robin and Dan’s kid Hey You. I have agreed. It is the best solution…at least for a while to see if it sticks. I am also beginning to think Sharkermadoohickey is screwing with everyone and laughing Sharkenerthingamajig’s ass off as we all try to make sure Sharkywhohabigmacsauce feels heard and accepted. I don’t really give a shit if you identify as male, female, animal, vegetable, mineral, but please pick and keep it for a while, or revert back to an old identity. And maybe keep it only a couple of syllables. Ok and not a weird symbol like Prince. Ok, and maybe not genitalia as it is really hard for me not to giggle when someone says their name is SmellyVajajay. Yes, make all these accommodations just to suit my bitchy ass. Thanks

So yes, I am a big old bitch today because I shooed a bored teen away with a soda because I didn’t want to entertain his annoying ass, dubbed another teen Hey You because I don’t want to keep trying, and I keep showing the amazon guy my panties, as well as being braless, after making him wait. I am sitting here on my big old bitch throne yelling at people to get off my lawn while I tell a story about how I walked 80 miles in 20 feet of snow to school everyday. Give me my fucking knitting needles and yarn.

Don't forget "Get off my lawn"

I suppose its all related to too much freedom? Not even that: I had lots of freedom in the 60s and 70s. But I had to fight for it. My dad and I argued about why I wasn't getting a buzz cut at the start of every summer. I last got one when I was nine. Every year he would calmly (as a hurricane) explain why I needed to get a buzz "Right now", then would give in once I made a creative enough argument.

"Keep it neat or your going to see Joe" was his threat

"Who's Joe?" I asked.

"Your barber"

"I have a barber?"

Hey, but no buss cut since 1967.

I know it was hardly the struggle for civil rights, but maybe earning actual freedom in a small way made me not try to change my name to Punkydoodle Vandergraff. If Sharkinfestedwaters had to earn his Nintendo Switch he'd still be um, shit I forgot his real name.

I suspect both the teen and the delivery driver think Porn is real.

 

[RjThoughts]

So today’s rant is simply why I am a bitch today.

1st, bored neighborhood teen can over. I don’t want to entertain him. He annoys the fuck out of me in general. I blocked my door, gave him a drink, and sent him on his way. This one just comes over too much and is so annoying. I hope he gets a license or a job or a girlfriend or something soon. Ugh

2nd, for the 2nd day in a row, and amazon delivery driver calls from outside my house, while I was trying on clothing and nude. So not only do I keep making him wait a minute or two, I grab anything I can that isn’t completely indecent. However, it isn’t all that put together either. I think I am creating an uncomfortable environment for the amazon guy. But why doesn’t he just honk his horn and throw crap over the fence like every other delivery guy. I think he has seen my panties more than y’all have this weekend.

3rd. So I have a friend who we have been friends with since college. She has a 17 year old. The 17 year old has been in a fairly constant state of change for the past two years. The given name is like Christina, then was changed to Chris, then Kai, then Dylan, then Dakotah. Ok, these aren’t the real ones, just close. Oh, and no pronoun. So here is the issue, like a recent conversation. Hubby tells me him and kid went to visit Dan and Robin. I say oh did you see Dakotah. Hubby says like well, I saw Dakotah but didn’t talk to Dakotah, because Dakotah was um um walking from Dakotah’s school to Dakotah’s home but Dakotah’s friends were with Dakotah, and I didn’t want to interrupt Dakotah and Dakotah’s friends, besides not like I could have given Dakotah a ride to Dakotah’s home because pickup. (kid’s seat takes up a lot of room).

See this is challenging and we just got used to Dakotah instead of Dylan. I mean it was manageable other than reverting to last month’s name sometimes. Well Dakotah’s mom just sent out a message blast that said “Hello, I just wanted to let you know that Dakotah has decided to go by Sharkensteinerdoorton, so if you hear me talking about Sharkensteinerdoorton, I am talking about my kid. Please call my kid that too. Thank you” ok, not only do I still not have a pronoun, but now it is just random syllables strung together in a long chain that I have to remember. How is the going to go? I changed it some, but it really is that many random syllables strung together beginning with an animal. So yeah, Hubby asks how may day was. I say good, oh hey I went to Publix and ran into Robin and um um um Sharken um rutabaga. Apparently, Sharken um um ramadamdingdong just got a new haircut but Sharkenrumbavac is not really happy about Sharkywhogoogle’s new haircut because it wasn’t like the picture Sharkyrakuteny brought with Sharkorasau…. You know what, fuck it, I can’t, it just isn’t important. My day was fine.

I am too old for this. I clearly just can’t teen anymore. My kid is 7, so how the fuck will I cope in 6 years? If I am not a big enough bitch for not only thinking this, but saying it here, it continues. Hubby got the message too, walked over to me, said ok, I am just going to call Robin and Dan’s kid Hey You. I have agreed. It is the best solution…at least for a while to see if it sticks. I am also beginning to think Sharkermadoohickey is screwing with everyone and laughing Sharkenerthingamajig’s ass off as we all try to make sure Sharkywhohabigmacsauce feels heard and accepted. I don’t really give a shit if you identify as male, female, animal, vegetable, mineral, but please pick and keep it for a while, or revert back to an old identity. And maybe keep it only a couple of syllables. Ok and not a weird symbol like Prince. Ok, and maybe not genitalia as it is really hard for me not to giggle when someone says their name is SmellyVajajay. Yes, make all these accommodations just to suit my bitchy ass. Thanks

So yes, I am a big old bitch today because I shooed a bored teen away with a soda because I didn’t want to entertain his annoying ass, dubbed another teen Hey You because I don’t want to keep trying, and I keep showing the amazon guy my panties, as well as being braless, after making him wait. I am sitting here on my big old bitch throne yelling at people to get off my lawn while I tell a story about how I walked 80 miles in 20 feet of snow to school everyday. Give me my fucking knitting needles and yarn.

Suddenly I feel sorry for all my mom's friends I annoyed when I was 16, 17.

well happy sunday. ok let's finish up the fashion show

I like them. I think the edging on the top helps keep the boobies in there, and they are laced with 2 ribbons, one for the top half, one for the bottom, so it is easier to have the bottom fully closed but the top very open.

*big thumbs' up!*

 

[BobjustBob99]

Just simply loved the fashion show.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oddly enough, I like the red robe better than the black, more revealing one. The corsets look great. Do you think you will be able to walk any appreciable distance without the girls trying to escape? Asking for a friend. (The idea of two-level lacing is brilliant. I mean, I had a lot of fun helping her do up a corset once, but it seems to me it took a couple of tries to get it on without getting it on as we used to say in the 70s).



Don't forget "Get off my lawn"

I suppose its all related to too much freedom? Not even that: I had lots of freedom in the 60s and 70s. But I had to fight for it. My dad and I argued about why I wasn't getting a buzz cut at the start of every summer. I last got one when I was nine. Every year he would calmly (as a hurricane) explain why I needed to get a buzz "Right now", then would give in once I made a creative enough argument.

"Keep it neat or your going to see Joe" was his threat

"Who's Joe?" I asked.

"Your barber"

"I have a barber?"

Hey, but no buss cut since 1967.

I know it was hardly the struggle for civil rights, but maybe earning actual freedom in a small way made me not try to change my name to Punkydoodle Vandergraff. If Sharkinfestedwaters had to earn his Nintendo Switch he'd still be um, shit I forgot his real name.

I suspect both the teen and the delivery driver think Porn is real.

well thank you. and I assume the top will collapse under the weight at some point.

And that reminds me that I always said I would pick some stupid rules that I don't care about, like no hair dye or piercings. That way when they get to that age, they have something I don't actually care about to use as a fight with all their rebellion and such. I can pretend to be angry, they can prove that they'll show me.

and wish the guys and their porn confusion the best of luck

Suddenly I feel sorry for all my mom's friends I annoyed when I was 16, 17.



*big thumbs' up!*

lol and thanks

Just simply loved the fashion show.

thank you. I found a few pieces that I like.

 

[RjThoughts]

I should write an apology letter to them

 

[Dandum1570]

Anything is possible, i just think the teen wants better snacks than home and the driver is just nervous about lost package complaints, but admit I could be wrong about one or the other.

There's only one way to find out. Start giving the kid those awful hydrox cookies in place of the oreos, and Sam's Club soda instead of Coke (because we all know Coke is better than Pepsi...)

If he stops coming by...it was the snacks. If he continues to swing by....boobs.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I should write an apology letter to them

lol. well I think teens are more annoying today.

There's only one way to find out. Start giving the kid those awful hydrox cookies in place of the oreos, and Sam's Club soda instead of Coke (because we all know Coke is better than Pepsi...)

If he stops coming by...it was the snacks. If he continues to swing by....boobs.

haha, but then I have to by that crap

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

happy monday.

yet again boobs.

click the gif to go to the video. yeah aren't you glad I left sound in the video. Welcome to my life

http://i.imgur.com/99l6kkS.gif

 

[Rt127]

happy monday.

yet again boobs.

click the gif to go to the video. yeah aren't you glad I left sound in the video. Welcome to my life

http://i.imgur.com/99l6kkS.gif

Now those look fun!!!

 

[scotluvsoral]

so not much today, though I am about to try on some clothing purchases. maybe you will get a frederick's fashion show. We shall see.

what I have for you today is a little bit on why pets suck.

have to wake up in the morning, and let the chickens out of their coup. roosters are loud. but you get early outdoor tits

http://i.imgur.com/yI47Ox3m.jpg

cats have claws. cats like to sleep on warm soft things. sleeping cat on sleeping human might react unexpectedly when sleeping human rolls.

http://i.imgur.com/mxYr8e1m.jpg

OUCH!!!

 

[scotluvsoral]

ok, I shall give you the first part of the fashion show.

I forgot I also had some Curvy Kate items to try on, so I will start with them.

a negligee based off a bra that you have already seen
http://i.imgur.com/Ge7wW6um.jpg

and another
http://i.imgur.com/TFrQaGEm.jpg

these are actually quite nice for the more feminine lingerie. maybe they are just bad in my head, these actually look cute.

then Frederick's is sitting there, haha, bitch you are feeling too good about this, so lets snap you back to reality.

we start with a robe.

http://i.imgur.com/uvu0iAmm.jpg

should the belt be under my boobs (that is wear the belt loops are) Well could be worse.

and it is, well now my boobs are spilling over the top and below the bottom of the cups at the same time. Excellent.

http://i.imgur.com/d98x5T0m.jpg

ok, what next Frederick's, what next.

http://i.imgur.com/TNcxzfDm.jpg

hum, well that is unfortunate.

now the next monstrosity, oh god. ok, this is a 2xl. that is a dress size 20 to 22. That is significantly plus size, make no mistake. now you can not really appreciate these bra cups in pictures, you really need to see then in real life, but I will try

the bra comes with inserted tissue paper to keep the cup from loosing its form during shipping. I took a photo, they moved the tissue paper ball to my bra

http://i.imgur.com/6HE673Ul.jpg

yes, indeed the cup of this "2xl" is about the size of my nipple.

ok let's look a little closer. a rough estimate of cup size can often be found looking at depth. ok, as we have learned, cup size is the amount over band size in inches. well, depth will be about half of that measurement. so a 34DDD (34E UK) is 34 around the rib cage and 40 around the bust, meaning to account for 6 inches, the deepest part of the cup, where the nipple would sit is about 3 inches past the base of the cup. The average bra size in america is a 34DD, the average dress size is a 14. so this being a 20/22 should be significantly larger than a DD you'd think as bigger women tend to have even bigger boobs, right.

now, let's look. this cup is 2 inches deep, which would be 4 inches both cups combined, so D. Except the entire bottom of the cup is extremely padded. meaning this is a C cup at best, maybe even a B. when the fuck was the last time you saw a chick in a size 22 with a B cup. dafuk. now, to illustrate how bad this will be, my cup is between 7 to 8 inches deep. so about 4 times deeper. indeed, this would be an american N (14 inches off band, it is actually a UK JJ)

http://i.imgur.com/FRqLbvyl.jpg

so we get to see my N boobs in a B/C bra, oh this shall be awesome

http://i.imgur.com/d5JYtktm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/CtxVbBom.jpg

yeah, thanks Frederick's. So yeah, I took a break. At least the rest should be corsets and robes I think.

Pervy and educational!!!

 

[scotluvsoral]

well happy sunday. ok let's finish up the fashion show

we have another robe
http://i.imgur.com/rOGjQDNm.jpg

and another. damn those belt loops are high
http://i.imgur.com/Jz9f3tpm.jpg

and two frederick's corsets

http://i.imgur.com/gTy0NWnm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/2SrofuJm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0J4vhHom.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UYqCIX4m.jpg

I like them. I think the edging on the top helps keep the boobies in there, and they are laced with 2 ribbons, one for the top half, one for the bottom, so it is easier to have the bottom fully closed but the top very open.

I love fashion shows!!!

 

[TarHeelGuy]

happy monday.

yet again boobs.

click the gif to go to the video. yeah aren't you glad I left sound in the video. Welcome to my life

http://i.imgur.com/99l6kkS.gif

Yep...absolutely nothing to see here!!!

 

[planetbeat_]

well happy sunday. ok let's finish up the fashion show

we have another robe
http://i.imgur.com/rOGjQDNm.jpg

and another. damn those belt loops are high
http://i.imgur.com/Jz9f3tpm.jpg

and two frederick's corsets

http://i.imgur.com/gTy0NWnm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/2SrofuJm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0J4vhHom.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UYqCIX4m.jpg

I like them. I think the edging on the top helps keep the boobies in there, and they are laced with 2 ribbons, one for the top half, one for the bottom, so it is easier to have the bottom fully closed but the top very open.

Well bejesus isn't this a lovely flurry of pics, I like em a lot

 

[EctoJohn]

happy monday.

yet again boobs.

click the gif to go to the video. yeah aren't you glad I left sound in the video. Welcome to my life

http://i.imgur.com/99l6kkS.gif

The BEST jiggling tits.

 

[planetbeat_]

happy monday.

yet again boobs.

click the gif to go to the video. yeah aren't you glad I left sound in the video. Welcome to my life

http://i.imgur.com/99l6kkS.gif

My day has been vastly improved now...and I thank you for that