Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[kdunn762012]

That is the oddest scratching post ive ever seen. As for the cocks, insufferable little fuckers.

 

[EctoJohn]

I think everyone in this thread is going to have that similar reaction of "I'll kiss it better."

I can do better than a kiss.

Also, good reason to not own a cat.

 

[hairball18]

I'll kiss it better.

I was thinking the very same.

 

[planetbeat_]

so not much today, though I am about to try on some clothing purchases. maybe you will get a frederick's fashion show. We shall see.

what I have for you today is a little bit on why pets suck.

have to wake up in the morning, and let the chickens out of their coup. roosters are loud. but you get early outdoor tits

http://i.imgur.com/yI47Ox3m.jpg

cats have claws. cats like to sleep on warm soft things. sleeping cat on sleeping human might react unexpectedly when sleeping human rolls.

http://i.imgur.com/mxYr8e1m.jpg

Ouch I think we all want kiss that better.

 

[wtexcat]

so not much today, though I am about to try on some clothing purchases. maybe you will get a frederick's fashion show. We shall see.

what I have for you today is a little bit on why pets suck.

have to wake up in the morning, and let the chickens out of their coup. roosters are loud. but you get early outdoor tits

http://i.imgur.com/yI47Ox3m.jpg

cats have claws. cats like to sleep on warm soft things. sleeping cat on sleeping human might react unexpectedly when sleeping human rolls.

http://i.imgur.com/mxYr8e1m.jpg

I think some long licks would help the healing...

 

[frmtutanota]

so not much today, though I am about to try on some clothing purchases. maybe you will get a frederick's fashion show. We shall see.

what I have for you today is a little bit on why pets suck.

have to wake up in the morning, and let the chickens out of their coup. roosters are loud. but you get early outdoor tits

[url]http://i.imgur.com/yI47Ox3m.jpg[/url]

cats have claws. cats like to sleep on warm soft things. sleeping cat on sleeping human might react unexpectedly when sleeping human rolls.

[url]http://i.imgur.com/mxYr8e1m.jpg[/url]

Ouch! those motherfuckers sting too.... and you got scratched in a sensitive skin area... not the most sensitive of areas, but damn....

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'll kiss it better.

well thank you. you are so nice.

i'll kiss the other one then....

making sure the other doesn't get jealous?

That is the oddest scratching post ive ever seen. As for the cocks, insufferable little fuckers.

lol. yeah. the cocks can be total dicks too.

I think everyone in this thread is going to have that similar reaction of "I'll kiss it better."

I can do better than a kiss.

Also, good reason to not own a cat.

I am seeing that.
now what is better?

I was thinking the very same.

yes, seems to be a trend

Ouch I think we all want kiss that better.

apparently

I think some long licks would help the healing...

well that is different

Ouch! those motherfuckers sting too.... and you got scratched in a sensitive skin area... not the most sensitive of areas, but damn....

could be worse. actually not sure whether this is worse, or the cat that bit my nipple while I was asleep. the bite left virtually no mark, but a lot more sensitive of an area. this I barely noticed, but will take a while to heal.

 

[19jimbo99]

well thank you. you are so nice.


making sure the other doesn't get jealous?



lol. yeah. the cocks can be total dicks too.


I am seeing that.
now what is better?


yes, seems to be a trend


apparently


well that is different



could be worse. actually not sure whether this is worse, or the cat that bit my nipple while I was asleep. the bite left virtually no mark, but a lot more sensitive of an area. this I barely noticed, but will take a while to heal.

So is the cat still alive ??

 

[frmtutanota]

could be worse. actually not sure whether this is worse, or the cat that bit my nipple while I was asleep. the bite left virtually no mark, but a lot more sensitive of an area. this I barely noticed, but will take a while to heal.

Could be worse indeed ...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

ok, I shall give you the first part of the fashion show.

I forgot I also had some Curvy Kate items to try on, so I will start with them.

a negligee based off a bra that you have already seen
http://i.imgur.com/Ge7wW6um.jpg

and another
http://i.imgur.com/TFrQaGEm.jpg

these are actually quite nice for the more feminine lingerie. maybe they are just bad in my head, these actually look cute.

then Frederick's is sitting there, haha, bitch you are feeling too good about this, so lets snap you back to reality.

we start with a robe.

http://i.imgur.com/uvu0iAmm.jpg

should the belt be under my boobs (that is wear the belt loops are) Well could be worse.

and it is, well now my boobs are spilling over the top and below the bottom of the cups at the same time. Excellent.

http://i.imgur.com/d98x5T0m.jpg

ok, what next Frederick's, what next.

http://i.imgur.com/TNcxzfDm.jpg

hum, well that is unfortunate.

now the next monstrosity, oh god. ok, this is a 2xl. that is a dress size 20 to 22. That is significantly plus size, make no mistake. now you can not really appreciate these bra cups in pictures, you really need to see then in real life, but I will try

the bra comes with inserted tissue paper to keep the cup from loosing its form during shipping. I took a photo, they moved the tissue paper ball to my bra

http://i.imgur.com/6HE673Ul.jpg

yes, indeed the cup of this "2xl" is about the size of my nipple.

ok let's look a little closer. a rough estimate of cup size can often be found looking at depth. ok, as we have learned, cup size is the amount over band size in inches. well, depth will be about half of that measurement. so a 34DDD (34E UK) is 34 around the rib cage and 40 around the bust, meaning to account for 6 inches, the deepest part of the cup, where the nipple would sit is about 3 inches past the base of the cup. The average bra size in america is a 34DD, the average dress size is a 14. so this being a 20/22 should be significantly larger than a DD you'd think as bigger women tend to have even bigger boobs, right.

now, let's look. this cup is 2 inches deep, which would be 4 inches both cups combined, so D. Except the entire bottom of the cup is extremely padded. meaning this is a C cup at best, maybe even a B. when the fuck was the last time you saw a chick in a size 22 with a B cup. dafuk. now, to illustrate how bad this will be, my cup is between 7 to 8 inches deep. so about 4 times deeper. indeed, this would be an american N (14 inches off band, it is actually a UK JJ)

http://i.imgur.com/FRqLbvyl.jpg

so we get to see my N boobs in a B/C bra, oh this shall be awesome

http://i.imgur.com/d5JYtktm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/CtxVbBom.jpg

yeah, thanks Frederick's. So yeah, I took a break. At least the rest should be corsets and robes I think.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am seeing that.
now what is better?

Hands, tongue, more than just simple lips.
Things not a kiss.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So is the cat still alive ??

The cat who just scratched me, yes. The cat who bit my nipple, no longer, but died of natural causes years later.

Could be worse indeed ...

Men would probably be wise to not walk around nude in front of young cats.

 

[EctoJohn]

Just saw your little fashion show, and I can only come to one conclusion.
Your tits are far too awesome for standard clothing manufacturers to comprehend.

Only solution: Staying topless.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Stop teasing my cock so much.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hands, tongue, more than just simple lips.
Things not a kiss.

Well I guess they can make things better too.

Just saw your little fashion show, and I can only come to one conclusion.
Your tits are far too awesome for standard clothing manufacturers to comprehend.

Only solution: Staying topless.

Lol. But but tops are good for protection from cats and cooking splatter and bug bites, and standard clothing is on clearance way more often

Stop teasing my cock so much.

Oh, it was so the last set that turned you on, wasn't it?

 

[Todger65]

Some nice gear. I cracked up over those last 2 pics. Hardly worth bothering. Send them back.

 

[19jimbo99]

The cat who just scratched me, yes. The cat who bit my nipple, no longer, but died of natural causes years later.



Men would probably be wise to not walk around nude in front of young cats.

Haha this reminds me of the time I was in the shower, and my gf decided it would be ok to toss a ball to one of my pits..while the alpha pit was just chilling on his rug.. well all I heard was a dog fight and her screaming ... Yes breaking up a fight while naked and wet be mmm no fucking fun...still got all my parts though lol..

 

[EndlessNameless]

Oh, it was so the last set that turned you on, wasn't it?

Uh huh. I know exactly what I want to do to you too.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Some nice gear. I cracked up over those last 2 pics. Hardly worth bothering. Send them back.

lol, not worth bothering to send them back, stacking sales made it like $3.

Haha this reminds me of the time I was in the shower, and my gf decided it would be ok to toss a ball to one of my pits..while the alpha pit was just chilling on his rug.. well all I heard was a dog fight and her screaming ... Yes breaking up a fight while naked and wet be mmm no fucking fun...still got all my parts though lol..

yeah, probably not the wisest, but it is good that it worked out ok

Uh huh. I know exactly what I want to do to you too.

hopefully 1st is take that last top off.

I love all of the lingerie especially the red one

thanks really, I think the cup fit is so bad on the red. otherwise it is ok. I am liking the curvy kate though. of course, it is sold by bra size, so it would be at least close.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

so not much today, though I am about to try on some clothing purchases. maybe you will get a frederick's fashion show. We shall see.

what I have for you today is a little bit on why pets suck.

have to wake up in the morning, and let the chickens out of their coup. roosters are loud. but you get early outdoor tits

http://i.imgur.com/yI47Ox3m.jpg

cats have claws. cats like to sleep on warm soft things. sleeping cat on sleeping human might react unexpectedly when sleeping human rolls.

http://i.imgur.com/mxYr8e1m.jpg

Fucking cats! Mine's too old to jump on my lap, so he climbs my pant leg. Sadly, he doesn't understand "shorts".

 

[Wld1936]

so not much today, though I am about to try on some clothing purchases. maybe you will get a frederick's fashion show. We shall see.

what I have for you today is a little bit on why pets suck.

have to wake up in the morning, and let the chickens out of their coup. roosters are loud. but you get early outdoor tits

http://i.imgur.com/yI47Ox3m.jpg

cats have claws. cats like to sleep on warm soft things. sleeping cat on sleeping human might react unexpectedly when sleeping human rolls.

http://i.imgur.com/mxYr8e1m.jpg

I will kiss it better!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

ok, I shall give you the first part of the fashion show.

I forgot I also had some Curvy Kate items to try on, so I will start with them.

a negligee based off a bra that you have already seen
http://i.imgur.com/Ge7wW6um.jpg

and another
http://i.imgur.com/TFrQaGEm.jpg

these are actually quite nice for the more feminine lingerie. maybe they are just bad in my head, these actually look cute.

then Frederick's is sitting there, haha, bitch you are feeling too good about this, so lets snap you back to reality.

we start with a robe.

http://i.imgur.com/uvu0iAmm.jpg

should the belt be under my boobs (that is wear the belt loops are) Well could be worse.

and it is, well now my boobs are spilling over the top and below the bottom of the cups at the same time. Excellent.

http://i.imgur.com/d98x5T0m.jpg

ok, what next Frederick's, what next.

http://i.imgur.com/TNcxzfDm.jpg

hum, well that is unfortunate.

now the next monstrosity, oh god. ok, this is a 2xl. that is a dress size 20 to 22. That is significantly plus size, make no mistake. now you can not really appreciate these bra cups in pictures, you really need to see then in real life, but I will try

the bra comes with inserted tissue paper to keep the cup from loosing its form during shipping. I took a photo, they moved the tissue paper ball to my bra

http://i.imgur.com/6HE673Ul.jpg

yes, indeed the cup of this "2xl" is about the size of my nipple.

ok let's look a little closer. a rough estimate of cup size can often be found looking at depth. ok, as we have learned, cup size is the amount over band size in inches. well, depth will be about half of that measurement. so a 34DDD (34E UK) is 34 around the rib cage and 40 around the bust, meaning to account for 6 inches, the deepest part of the cup, where the nipple would sit is about 3 inches past the base of the cup. The average bra size in america is a 34DD, the average dress size is a 14. so this being a 20/22 should be significantly larger than a DD you'd think as bigger women tend to have even bigger boobs, right.

now, let's look. this cup is 2 inches deep, which would be 4 inches both cups combined, so D. Except the entire bottom of the cup is extremely padded. meaning this is a C cup at best, maybe even a B. when the fuck was the last time you saw a chick in a size 22 with a B cup. dafuk. now, to illustrate how bad this will be, my cup is between 7 to 8 inches deep. so about 4 times deeper. indeed, this would be an american N (14 inches off band, it is actually a UK JJ)

http://i.imgur.com/FRqLbvyl.jpg

so we get to see my N boobs in a B/C bra, oh this shall be awesome

http://i.imgur.com/d5JYtktm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/CtxVbBom.jpg

yeah, thanks Frederick's. So yeah, I took a break. At least the rest should be corsets and robes I think.

FWIW, I think the first two were pretty hot.

I'm surprised that Fredericks of Hollywood doesn't understand women's bodies. That's just sad.

 

[SinIt2Win]

Educational

This was by far the best education that I’ve ever received about dress & bra sizing. I’m still not sure that I completely get it, but I comprehend it significantly better now. Clearly pictures help.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Fucking cats! Mine's too old to jump on my lap, so he climbs my pant leg. Sadly, he doesn't understand "shorts".

ouch. that is worse as it is on the regular

I will kiss it better!

thank you.

FWIW, I think the first two were pretty hot.

I'm surprised that Fredericks of Hollywood doesn't understand women's bodies. That's just sad.

thank you.

Well I think their panties and stockings work, but I have never had luck with their tops. even with carrying plus sizes in most store, all plus sizes do is make them wider and stick to the same formula most regular clothing manufactures do. I think that is odd, really not only in boobs, but in ass and hips too. like the 2 most common female body tops put weight on disproportionately in the hips and ass or in the boobs. that means as sizes go up, odds are they not only need wider, but good chance they will need deeper in one of those. true hourglasses that keep to the golden ratio percentages are really rare. obviously, I am one who gains in the most weight in the boobs

either way, I expected too big in the band and too small in the cup. just this one and the red one have cups much smaller than I expected. the black was what I was guessing where I'd end up.

I think the corsets will fair better, still not amazing, but better.

 

[Dandum1570]

I should really open a shop that caters to women with measurements that aren't in line with it the standard /normal woman. Of course I can't sew, or even use a measuring tape very well, but....boobs.