Cunt.

[spacekowboy]

Have miner's helmet. Will travel.

 

[Aquagal]

try this one bro!

Stew

https://thattoychick.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/splorch2.jpg

That is so weird. It looks like one of those grabber picker up things. Does it grab the cervix? Ouch.

 

[Emerson40]

I'd be willing to try dwarves.

Hi ho, hi ho.....

http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbmuuu8lQ51qzjw8go1_400.gif

 

[Aquagal]

http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbmuuu8lQ51qzjw8go1_400.gif

Your search history must be interesting.

 

[Emerson40]

try this one bro!

Stew

https://thattoychick.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/splorch2.jpg

That is so weird. It looks like one of those grabber picker up things. Does it grab the cervix? Ouch.

Yeah... That's the 'ovipositor', SPLORCH.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/6ca2dc35aab843ff750b1411f6e4dc70/tumblr_ntpf5zPnr61re0c97o1_400.gif

You don't wanna have anything to do with the SPLORCH.

"How do you like YOUR eggs? Introducing the Splorch! It is an ovipositor designed for all those xenomorph fans out there who like the idea of alien eggs and impregnation. Made of soft platinum silicone, the Splorch is stretchy enough to handle chicken egg-sized gelatin eggs. Although we do not supply these directly, all Splorch orders will include a free 6-egg mold."

 

[Emerson40]

Y e a h... you could say interesting. ^^^^

Your search history must be interesting.

 

[Aquagal]

Yeah... That's the 'ovipositor', SPLORCH.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/6ca2dc35aab843ff750b1411f6e4dc70/tumblr_ntpf5zPnr61re0c97o1_400.gif

You don't wanna have anything to do with the SPLORCH.

"How do you like YOUR eggs? Introducing the Splorch! It is an ovipositor designed for all those xenomorph fans out there who like the idea of alien eggs and impregnation. Made of soft platinum silicone, the Splorch is stretchy enough to handle chicken egg-sized gelatin eggs. Although we do not supply these directly, all Splorch orders will include a free 6-egg mold."

That's even weirder than I first imagined.

 

[butters]

changed your medication, rainy?

 

[raindancer]

No, nothing has changed diet, meds, etc. I think I'm just getting old.

 

[pete]

WTF, Stew? pete? You guys are mean.

i keed, i keed

 

[butters]

No, nothing has changed diet, meds, etc. I think I'm just getting old.

nah, gettin' old doesn't stop you. trust me on this one

here's to you finding your mojo soon *sips coffee*

 

[Confuscius]

Woman who can't find pleasure in herself, needs to find pleasure in others.

 

[raindancer]

I disagree. If you can't please yourself, a buffet o' puss and dicks won't please you.

 

[girlsmiley]

You broke it!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Woman who can't find pleasure in herself, needs to find pleasure in others.

Woman who no longer please herself need find others to please her.
You cornfused Confuscius.

Stay far away from funny looking dildos.

 

[raindancer]

I need a pussy mechanic.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I need a pussy mechanic.

Sorry office closed until Monday. Cum back then.

http://uploadpie.com/BtLSM

 

[Emerson40]

Certified Twat Technician.

 

[girlsmiley]

I went out to a very nice Japanese restaurant in the city with the fam last night.

Amaaaazing food and drinks.

I don't know what that has to do with your broken vagina, but maybe if you stopped thinking about it it will work again.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I need a pussy mechanic.

he may get the right hole bro!

Stew

http://www.stripersonline.com/content/type/61/id/1740527/

 

[thør]

I went out to a very nice Japanese restaurant in the city with the fam last night.

Amaaaazing food and drinks.

I don't know what that has to do with your broken vagina, but maybe if you stopped thinking about it it will work again.

Betting that's excellent advice.

 

[warrior queen]

Mine broke too.
So I spent an obscene amount of money on a really awesome vibe, and forced the bitch to play again
All fixed now.

 

[girlsmiley]

he may get the right hole bro!

Stew

http://www.stripersonline.com/content/type/61/id/1740527/

He may get the right hole?

He may get the right hole. He may get the right hole.

That is delightfully unhelpful and gross. All at the same time.

 

[girlsmiley]

Betting that's excellent advice.

Sorry.

 

[jezzilee]

Two days is nothing.....try three weeks when you are usually a 3 times a day kinda chick.