Cunt.

[raindancer]

Broken!

 

[Saint Peter]

http://www.maloneyperformance.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Volume-11.jpg

 

[Aphro]

 

[raindancer]

I'm becoming a nun.

 

[Saint Peter]

Let me see it. I am good at fixing stuff.

 

[raindancer]

It's inverted.

 

[Saint Peter]

Your butthole is broken?

 

[raindancer]

Not sure. That part of me is untouched, still in the package.

 

[Saint Peter]

unhooked?

 

[raindancer]

Tight as a tiger, whatever that means.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yeah, sure.




They all say that.

 

[raindancer]

Well, my ass is like Mount Everest. It's that big.

 

[Saint Peter]

We were discussing your butthole, not your ass.

Similar. Close together.

Worlds apart.

 

[raindancer]

If you can't tackle the mountains, you won't make it to the valley.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I'm becoming a nun.

that is a fetish of mine bro!

Stew

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm here for the ass. Fork it over, lady.

 

[raindancer]

that is a fetish of mine bro!

Stew

For you? A habit!

 

[raindancer]

I'm here for the ass. Fork it over, lady.

No way!

Have you tried turning it off and on again??

It won't turn on.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

For you? A habit!

yours would be a hard habit to break bro!

Stew

 

[raindancer]

Self flagellation, bro?

 

[Quintheeskimo56]

I'm becoming a nun.

Don't do it because you'll never get none.
Just need to relax, go get a massage then go do some shopping have a few drinks and rethink the problem.

 

[glamorilla]

is there nothing juicy left on the general board???

 

[neci]

nothing.

 

[neci]

it's all leather hard.

 

[glamorilla]

five pages in and i'm the only one who thinks kissing it might make it better?