Cunt.

[Bigspurt]

Two days is nothing.....try three weeks when you are usually a 3 times a day kinda chick.

I have a mouth, fingers and a cock. Maybe I can help?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

he may get the right hole bro!
http://www.stripersonline.com/content/type/61/id/1740527/

Monday I went to a urologest for a prostat exam. Doctor had the biggest finger I've ever seen!
My ass stilll hurts. http://uploadpie.com/OPhKg

 

[thør]

Sorry.

For??

 

[Conager]

I need a pussy mechanic.

I'm the wrong brother for that. You need young Dr. Conager.

Come to think of it, he doesn't wrench on 'em unless they are already knocked up.

 

[yossi]

And by help, do you possibly mean HELP?

Just lie back and spread your legs.

 

[girlsmiley]

For??

I (GB) pride myself on being as unhelpful as possible usually, but sometimes excellent advice just leaks out.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I (GB) pride myself on being as unhelpful as possible usually, but sometimes excellent advice just leaks out.

Have ya noticed very few take our good advice anyway. Might as well make something up.

 

[Jennifer]

Zoloft is a big culprit in these situations.

 

[thør]

I (GB) pride myself on being as unhelpful as possible usually, but sometimes excellent advice just leaks out.

Understood.

 

[Comshaw]

I'd be willing to try dwarves.

I haven't lost an orgasm since age 11.

You need to find it ASAP. How about enlisting the help of someone who is really, really, really, really, really, really experienced as in done it a very long time. Yea, ok, OLD! But I know the guy would volunteer in a damn heartbeat.....or less.

Comshaw

 

[girlsmiley]

I have a mouth, fingers and a cock. Maybe I can help?

Look at this guy

Just lie back and spread your legs.

Check this chick out

I'm kidding, Yossi. You're awesome

Not kidding about you though BigBird.

Have ya noticed very few take our good advice anyway. Might as well make something up.

May's well make it fun, eh?

Zoloft is a big culprit in these situations.

I guess if you're taking that, yeah. A few years back my GP prescribed some for me because I was stressed and teary around the time of my period. But I took one tablet that day and that was it.

It was my job. Working too many hours, not enough sun. That's all changed now thank goodness.

 

[yossi]

Check this chick out

I'm kidding, Yossi. You're awesome

Ahahaha. Can't help myself some days. Too many wonderful women here.

 

[trysail]

I'd be willing to try dwarves.

I haven't lost an orgasm since age 11.

Say what ??


Lost an orgasm ?


Lost ?


How the fuck do you lose an orgasm ?


Have you checked the Lost And Found ?
Have you reported it to the Police Department ?
Will you file a claim under your homeowner's or renter's insurance ?
You ought to post notices around your neighborhood.





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[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Lost an orgasm ?

Losing an orgasm is like missing a chance to have intercourse.
No matter how many more you have what was lost is gone forever.

A cunt is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[Radiohead]

Cunt.

Well, I'm ready.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I think I broke mine.

Two days of masturbation and no orgasm to be found.

You just need to find a guy (or girl) wearing one of these shirts.

https://img1.etsystatic.com/123/0/8475015/il_214x170.1083887805_9jyb.jpg

 

[jezzilee]

I have a mouth, fingers and a cock. Maybe I can help?

And you are too far away to lend a hand, or penis or tongue.

 

[raindancer]

I'm honored so many care about the status of my cunt.

I am going to resist my desire to masturbate.

I continue to have this weird sex dreams though. And I wake up feeling like I am swollen and need to pee. I want to press my thumb into my clitoris to see if anything awakens. But, I won't. Eventually my poor cunt won't be so pressured, right?

 

[glamorilla]

have you tried duct tape?

 

[raindancer]

Glam! Duct tape won't help, in this situation.
I'm going for abstinence. It's the end of an era.

 

[glamorilla]

where did i put my emergency orgasm....

 

[raindancer]

Glam! Was this a fly-by tease or will you be around a bit?

 

[Aphro]

New batteries always help me.

 

[raindancer]

I've never been a huge fan of vibrators. I used to be too sensitive that vibration was painful.

 

[Saint Peter]

Pussy!