creative perv....

dolf said:
graceannes bedtime story......
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and when you woke up in the morning
you had a daddy

~the end~


And for those of you who are thinking . . . huh? I was making up a story, off the top of my head for dolf. About how the cat that pooped in her shoe was doing that as a sign of love. In it's past life, and hers they were great loves.

What happened was dolf was in love with a bum. But one day she kissed him, and magically turned him into prince charming. The problem was that prince charming wasn't all he was cut out to be. He was a momma's boy who was lucky if he could hold of cumming till he was in poor dolf. Dolf felt gyped, so she went and complained to her fairy god mother, who felt bad that her spell hadn't turned out right. Dolf didn't want a prince, she wanted a daddy. So her fairy god mother gave her a magic potion, which we'll call KY Jelly (it's short for something - I forget what. Read above). If she could just get the dear old prince to touch his penis to the KY Jelly then in the morning he'd wake up and be a daddy for dolfie. So it worked, and voila that's how dolf got her daddy.

Poor guy, in one life time he goes from being a bum to a prince to a daddy. Then in his next life he's a cat who shits in dolf shoe and gets put in the blender where it sounds like dolfs voice. You just can't win for loose sometimes. :p

My mind is a scary dark place to be.
 
Kinky poem

So Very Beautiful

She showed him her mind
Intelligent, quick witted
The naughty scenes she created
For the theatre of her fantasies
The way she knew how to
Make people smile
And laugh
Or flirt just so
And he looked at her and said
"You are so very beautiful"

She showed him her body
Part by part, little by little
Tight jeans and a thin tank top
Just her bra and panties
Naked and unashamed
Proud of her breasts
and legs
Nervous as to what he saw
And he looked at her and said
"You are so very beautiful"

She showed him her heart
How she cried at sappy movies
Her fears and her loneliness
When she laughed til she cried
and cried til she wept
and sobbed
All her emotions laid bare
And he looked at her and said
"You are so very beautiful"

She showed him all that she is
And was and will be in time
Nothing withheld from him at all
So that she could be His
Only His
If it meant that she could be with Him
And with each kiss she knew
She was so very beautiful
 
My little girl.

I willl control her body and mind and she will worship me and be in awe of me. I will spank her if I have to, make her cry, break her down and then build her back up and I will know her as if she were a part of me my whole life. I will treasure her and protect her. She is my little girl.

I will take her in my arms time and time again and learn everything about her. Her hopes and dreams from as far back as she can remember. I will learn the things that the world has done to her and made her dreams change and made her grow up. In my arms she can become a little girl again and set aside the weight of the world and revel in the wonder of life and the beauty of everything. I'll take her back to a place where evil and greed never touches her and let her grow up again protected in my shadow.

When we touch it will be without any intent other than to please.

Anyone who is stupid enough to try to get in between us or judge us will be bent over and broken, spit on and humiliated.
 
I need to vent a lot of frustration and anger on someone's poor, unsuspecting little body.
 
Thanx dolf for making this thread...cheered me up a bit this morning..so keep it coming:D




:kiss:



witcha
 
Betticus said:
I need to vent a lot of frustration and anger on someone's poor, unsuspecting little body.

ARe you looking for volunteers?
 
Betticus said:
I need to vent a lot of frustration and anger on someone's poor, unsuspecting little body.
that'd be me *nods* in fact i had that dream last night...woke up in a cold sweat, unsure if it was wonderful dream, a sweet nightmare or both...
xx
 
OMG Netzah, welcome to this thread. Feel free to visit and post anytime you want. *fans self off*
 
Slowly, I strip off my clothes, knowing that your eyes are on me as I teasingly reveal my pale flesh. Almost shyly, I turn around, my breasts already heavy with desire, and climb into the bed, carefully centering myself. I hold myself still as you tie the blindfold snugly around my eyes, then let my hair out of it's pony tail, so that if falls silkily around my shoulders.

On your soft command, I lay down in the bed, stretching out my arms. You grasp my wrist, and carefully tie the rope around it, a finger sliding between the ropes to make sure they're not to tight. You then stretch out my arm and tie it securely to the bedpost. Experimentally I pull, only to find out their's no give. Good.

My ears straining to hear you, I can tell that you've moved down to my ankle, and you repeat the same ritual there, and then with my other limbs. When you're done, I'm pulled tight, and I relish the security of my position. I can feel the roughness of hte ropes on my skin, the cool breeze of the fan as it blows over us. I can hear you breathing, and I know that the site of me tied and helpless is pleasing you. Breathlessly I await your next move.

Your rough hand reaches out and one finger trails over my face. I turn my cheek into your carress, but it doesn't stay there long, gently moving down from cheek to my my mouth. You slowly trace the curve, and eagerly I part my lips, and suck your finger tip into my mouth. Sensually I wrap my tongue around it, enjoying the feel of you in my mouth. It's not what I want, but for now it'll do.

Almost reluctantly you pull your finger from my mouth, continuing your slow trail down my face, to my neck, and over my collar bone. Your finger moves lower, and my breath catches as you near my breast. To my disappointment and delight you avoid the tip, just lightly touching the soft, ivory skin. Teasingly you circle, touching everything but the spot that needs your attention. Moaning, my hips began to move, I so desperately need your touch. Please, please touch me there. Touch my nipples. Then, when I think i can stand it no more, I feel you finger flick it, then our thumb comes and you pinch it sharply. I cry out at the exquisite pain, desire shooting from the pouty tip down to my core.

. . . . :devil: . . .
 
Snippet from an old story

Amy allowed herself one growl under her breath before walking to stand by his side. She knew better than to step in front of the television, then knelt down to hand him the glass and plate. As he took them, she bent forward and straightened her back to accept the dinner. The plate balanced easily enough, but she had to concentrate to not squirm under the chill of the frosted pilsner glass. Her ass was well exposed and her breast hung freely below her. Tim leaned over to peek under her ribs and then lowered the glass down below. "The head is a little too frothy. I need to drop it a bit." And as he spoke he lifted the rim of the cup around her breast, letting the already chilled flesh dip into the foam and cause it rescind.

"BE a shame to let beer go to waste like that" wiping the drops from her with his free hand. The brush was slow and deliberate, taking the time to let his finger appreciate their form. "Would you like a taste?"

His hand was before her face, mere inches away. The smell of the beer tickled her nose. "Thank you sir." She licked the droplets, and the saltiness of his palm. So close to her face, she saw the firm strength in his hands. She imagined them gently caressing her, the fingers trailing in small wakes behind them. Damn him, he was getting to her. Whether the adventure of the dare or the fantasy of the submission, or her own suppressed desire for him, she was beginning to enjoy the evening...and yet the constant treatment of subjection and servitude pissed her off just as deeply. "When are we going to get around to sex?" she thought to her self "Isn't that the ultimate goal of betting someone to be a slave?"

He replaced the cold glass on her hindquarter and set about to finish his sandwich. Every few bites, he would wipe his hand on the backside of her thigh as if it was a napkin, the touch was electric, but the gesture was so distant. Finally finishing his beer, he gave her a small swat on the ass cheek. "I'm done. Once you've cleared these and finished the dishes, we'll see what we can find for you to do next."
 
The tease is half the fun.

ANd the way one of my co-workers is looking today, I may have another tase in just a little bit.

So sexy and so erotically inspiring, I just wish I could tell her without getting a sexual harrasment suit.
 
Pervy Poetry slam

Somedays I just want to cum
I don't want the foreplay
Or even the sex really
I just want to cum
The tying up or kneeling down
Spanking begging fucking
None of that I just want to cum
I wish I had 20 cocks
And a hundred balls
So I could be a one man walking bukkake
and just cum and cum and cum
I'm not even hard, turned on or mildly aroused
I don't want porn,
Even if it is the kinky shit
Bikers in diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs
Just the cum baby
Make me cum
NOW!




And bring me a coke when I'm done.
 
Re: Pervy Poetry slam

Salvor-Hardon said:
Somedays I just want to cum
I don't want the foreplay
Or even the sex really
I just want to cum
The tying up or kneeling down
Spanking begging fucking
None of that I just want to cum
I wish I had 20 cocks
And a hundred balls
So I could be a one man walking bukkake
and just cum and cum and cum
I'm not even hard, turned on or mildly aroused
I don't want porn,
Even if it is the kinky shit
Bikers in diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs
Just the cum baby
Make me cum
NOW!




And bring me a coke when I'm done.

Pervy poetry slam!!!!!!!!!


fuckin awesome idea!


yo yo yo check it
burn your thong off with a bunsin burner
and get your ass on the deck kid
I'm gonna wreck it.
gonna dress you up like holly hobby in a big bonnet
recite a pervert sonnet
yo, gimme a new mike this one got sperm on it
nasty pervs like salvor been spittin verse
this slimey shit is all over everything like a curse
hadda buy my bitch a new 20 dolla knockoff kate spade purse
*girl voice* "daddy that nasty man told me get face down and put it in reverse
said he was gonna dress me up like a nurse and put his willy in my butt
and worse"
Then shut up woman and get down to it
As long as I can watch him goo it.
And watch him do it.
I'm the bruce lee of masturbation
I brought the wank to the nation.
Use dirty words in all conversation.
Eyes go crosseyed with orgasm elation!


whew that was hard.
 
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