graceanne
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dolf said:graceannes bedtime story......
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and when you woke up in the morning
you had a daddy
~the end~
And for those of you who are thinking . . . huh? I was making up a story, off the top of my head for dolf. About how the cat that pooped in her shoe was doing that as a sign of love. In it's past life, and hers they were great loves.
What happened was dolf was in love with a bum. But one day she kissed him, and magically turned him into prince charming. The problem was that prince charming wasn't all he was cut out to be. He was a momma's boy who was lucky if he could hold of cumming till he was in poor dolf. Dolf felt gyped, so she went and complained to her fairy god mother, who felt bad that her spell hadn't turned out right. Dolf didn't want a prince, she wanted a daddy. So her fairy god mother gave her a magic potion, which we'll call KY Jelly (it's short for something - I forget what. Read above). If she could just get the dear old prince to touch his penis to the KY Jelly then in the morning he'd wake up and be a daddy for dolfie. So it worked, and voila that's how dolf got her daddy.
Poor guy, in one life time he goes from being a bum to a prince to a daddy. Then in his next life he's a cat who shits in dolf shoe and gets put in the blender where it sounds like dolfs voice. You just can't win for loose sometimes.

My mind is a scary dark place to be.

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