creative perv....

[rosco rathbone]

Re: Rube Goldberg Pervy Bump

I open my a) pants which makes b) a woman laugh uncontrollably. As she is waving her arms she knocks over c) a Bottle of water which spills into a d) bucket on a e) teeter-totter. The end with the bucket falls, lifting the other side with a f) monkey who grabs for the g) banana on a string. The string is attached to h) shower curtain pulling it back and exposing i) dolf in the tub. Naked dolf makes j) luxey run to catch her to drag her into another room for hot lex sex, but she is on a k) tread mill. Tread mill is connected to a l) generator which powers a m) fan which blows up n) corkie's skirt ala Marilyn Monroe in the seven year itch. o) Roscoe turns to look, dropping the p) bowling ball he was carrying and it rolls until it hits r) this thread effectively bumping it back to the top.

Now this is a creative perv bump

fuckin awesome.


They used to have Rube GOldberg devices in the old Smithsonian magazines when I was a kid. Rube GOldberg devices!!!!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Stockings with bows

Legs held fast in sheer white silk
The bows so delicatley at the thighs
Nothing else to cover herself with
Alone in her boudoir she softly sighs

The look alluring, ever tempting
Innocent seduction in her pose
To captivate and to enchant
Petals and thorns, like a rose

Desire incarnate, want and lust
A succubus on film is she
Sweetly poised with legs curled up
Then exposed indecently

Psyche's touch will weave the dreams
Yet Eros too is moved it seems.



She knows who she is.