Sean
We'll see.
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- Feb 17, 2005
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Do you often daydream about men in Spandex? Not that there's anything wrong with that, obviously.Somewhere there's a thread (or ought to be) that lists the various replies from the "woke" by number.
I think this one is #1 on that list - "You sound TRIGGERED!" is the primary go-to by the desperate to find something to say after they've been publicly shown to be a first rate twat without a clue.
Red and Blue spandex is so yesterday. You should choose something more appropriate for today's fashions. Maybe purple and yellow? Be sure to put the yellow vertically down your spine to let everyone know exactly what kind of character you have. Oh, and don't forget your codpiece; a HUGE one. You wouldn't want everyone to not instantly know you're much more manly than they are as you drive by in your truck to toss packages out the back.
Fuck, you could even have a sign all your own if you really felt desperate enough for attention. I suggest a smoke ring. Or something else with an unmistakable resemblance to an asshole.