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BradBigBrain

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I'm less than 100 posts to 40,000. Holy Fuck, dude. Get a life. Seriously.

So this is going to be my vanity thread because let's face it, it's about time I started one and I don't really start that many threads anyway. /sarcasm

Post your dirty thoughts and pictures in here. Post funny shit. Give me a hard time both literally and figuratively. Make me laugh, make me cry. I was going to say make me horny...but that's a continual state for me. OK...make me hornier.
 
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You know here I was going to post something about your very LARGE...........





post numbers but then I looked at mine and how long I have been here and decided to shut the hell up
 
Just dropping in to give hugs and :kiss:'s

Wow, almost 40K...Gosh I hope I am not here long enough to even reach 15K...:D

:heart:
 
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You know here I was going to post something about your very LARGE...........





post numbers but then I looked at mine and how long I have been here and decided to shut the hell up

Congrats. You're more of a post whore than BBB:rolleyes:
 
BradBigBrain
Your so Vain
Drinkin ya coffee
In the pouring Rain
 
I'm less than 100 posts to 40,000. Holy Fuck, dude. Get a life. Seriously.

So this is going to be my vanity thread because let's face it, it's about time I started one and I don't really start that many threads anyway. /sarcasm

Post your dirty thoughts and pictures in here. Post funny shit. Give me a hard time both literally and figuratively. Make me laugh, make me cry. I was going to say make me horny...but that's a continual state for me. OK...make me hornier.



I hate maths, too.
 
Thanks for stopping by everyone!!!

I'm thankful for my friends and family not only today, but every day. I'm truly a blessed man.

Now...I'm know I'm vain...it's because I'm pretty and smart and chicks dig me cuz I seldom wear underwear.

However....Where are the sexy pictures? Where are the wild sexual fantasies about me? Only one (ydahecnot) hinted at a previous sexual relationship. Sheesh people. Just WTF kinda vanity thread is this?
 
I'm less than 100 posts to 40,000. Holy Fuck, dude. Get a life. Seriously.

So this is going to be my vanity thread because let's face it, it's about time I started one and I don't really start that many threads anyway. /sarcasm

Post your dirty thoughts and pictures in here. Post funny shit. Give me a hard time both literally and figuratively. Make me laugh, make me cry. I was going to say make me horny...but that's a continual state for me. OK...make me hornier.

You have, as of your last post, 936 left to go. :cool:
 
I hate maths, too.

lmao... Yeah, I read BBB's op and thought..I need more coffee, but only 100? :p:):D

You have, as of your last post, 936 left to go. :cool:

It's all in the details, isn't it? I was going to post that I may have been drinking when I posted the original post, but it was 10:54 AM, so that wasn't it. Then I was going to say that I have huge fingers - I wear a size 12.5 ring the last time I was measured for rings. But then that would have meant that I would have hit the 0 one extra time, not one fewer.

So....you know that the celebrities who have twitter accounts don't actually tweet ever, right? Same with me on Lit. I'm Sam Jackson IRL and I can't be bothered with actually posting here anymore. It used to fun when I started, but then I hired someone to post for me. Actually I've got a staff of three posting here at different times of the day and night. The staffer, working the mid-morning shift, who posted the original post has been fired because he fucked up the post countdown.... I hope all of you are happy for making me do that. Someone had to take the fall.
 
It's all in the details, isn't it? I was going to post that I may have been drinking when I posted the original post, but it was 10:54 AM, so that wasn't it. Then I was going to say that I have huge fingers - I wear a size 12.5 ring the last time I was measured for rings. But then that would have meant that I would have hit the 0 one extra time, not one fewer.

So....you know that the celebrities who have twitter accounts don't actually tweet ever, right? Same with me on Lit. I'm Sam Jackson IRL and I can't be bothered with actually posting here anymore. It used to fun when I started, but then I hired someone to post for me. Actually I've got a staff of three posting here at different times of the day and night. The staffer, working the mid-morning shift, who posted the original post has been fired because he fucked up the post countdown.... I hope all of you are happy for making me do that. Someone had to take the fall.

Firing the needy on Thanksgiving morning...way to go!

What happened to your question thread? :confused:
 
Firing the needy on Thanksgiving morning...way to go!

What happened to your question thread? :confused:

It had to be done. I'm like Judge Smails..."I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."

It died...like all of my threads that don't feature boobies. :D
 
It had to be done. I'm like Judge Smails..."I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."

It died...like all of my threads that don't feature boobies. :D

Maybe you should have asked for dick pics too...it might have lived longer.
 
Firing the needy on Thanksgiving morning...way to go!

What happened to your question thread? :confused:

Are you an alt? The last time anything was posted was about a year ago...your join date is after that...hmmmm....you can PM me with who you were before. :D
 
Are you an alt? The last time anything was posted was about a year ago...your join date is after that...hmmmm....you can PM me with who you were before. :D

Not only can you not count posts, you can't read dates?

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=49986605#post49986605

Duh. I looked up your previous threads. :rolleyes:

Didn't I? I just asked for sexy pictures. Wouldn't that include dicks, too?

Not this thread, your dead thread.
 
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