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Very funny cj

Your medical jokes were awesome. soem I had heard others were new. Post more if you find.
 
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CharlotteNCguy said:
Your medical jokes were awesome. soem I had heard others were new. Post more if you find.
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Ty NC...now what brings you to my place??:)
 
http://www.stupidstuff.org/main/rorschach.htm


The doc's Rorschach results...


Diagnostic Overview:

Because you're a whacko (sorry, the test never lies), you should be kept away from sharp objects and medicated on a regular, forced, basis. Stay indoors to reduce your exposure to Zeta-Rays from Planet Zarkon, and accept yourself to the fact that your "friends" think you're a jerk. People who answer as you did think the Backstreet Boys are just soooo cool. Your friends laugh about this when you aren't there.

Long-Term Prognosis:

You can be cured, but only if you stop watching The Jerry Springer Show. Meditate deeply, become aware of who you are and your place in the world. Find inner peace and become content to master yourself. Or forget all that crap and go have a beer- it's cheaper and faster. You also hate your brothers and sisters because of childhood traumas (unless you don't have any brothers or sisters, in which case, you hate someone else).
 
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cookiejar said:
Ty NC...now what brings you to my place??:)
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I was just checking out places and thought I might be welcome here. I did not mean to offend. I actually just liked your name and think that your sense of humor is wry and right on the mark .
 
Looking all around...
Cookie? you think you can help me??
I dunno whats wrong, just feeling kinda out of sorts today....
You have pills for that???:confused:
 
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CharlotteNCguy said:
I was just checking out places and thought I might be welcome here. I did not mean to offend. I actually just liked your name and think that your sense of humor is wry and right on the mark .
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NC guy I speak for Cookie when I say she isn't offended and you are most welcome but do yourself a favor??


Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn before she gets back with the straightjacket for you. ;)
 
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rosylady said:
NC guy I speak for Cookie when I say she isn't offended and you are most welcome but do yourself a favor??


Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn before she gets back with the straightjacket for you. ;)
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I think I am afraid to run at this point Lol
 
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rosylady said:
NC guy I speak for Cookie when I say she isn't offended and you are most welcome but do yourself a favor??


Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn before she gets back with the straightjacket for you. ;)
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NC Guy, Rosy is right...you are more than welcome here...lay on the couch and tell the doctor all about it.


Boys...take Rosy back to her room and get her a banana...*note to self*...buy a case of bananas...:)
 
Feistyred16 said:
Looking all around...
Cookie? you think you can help me??
I dunno whats wrong, just feeling kinda out of sorts today....
You have pills for that???:confused:
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Let's see Feisty....I'm looking on my list

Prozac...?
Zoloft...?
Wellbutrin...?


Hon sounds like PMS...take a Midol and call me...:D
 
Cookie I have this dream latley I am making love to a woman and i seem to stay hard for hours and i know who she is but should i tell her even if it was only a dream?
 
cookiejar said:
Let's see Feisty....I'm looking on my list

Prozac...?
Zoloft...?
Wellbutrin...?


Hon sounds like PMS...take a Midol and call me...:D
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Mmmm I'm sueing a doctor if it's PMS..I'm kinda thinking it might be lack of...well you know:devil: ;)
 
Lordknightspoetry said:
Cookie I have this dream latley I am making love to a woman and i seem to stay hard for hours and i know who she is but should i tell her even if it was only a dream?
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LKP if you can stay hard for hours, bottle it and we will clean up. BTW do you have a penis or a banana? Some women are partial to bananas...:devil:
 
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cookiejar said:
NC Guy, Rosy is right...you are more than welcome here...lay on the couch and tell the doctor all about it.


Boys...take Rosy back to her room and get her a banana...*note to self*...buy a case of bananas...:)
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Noooooooooooooooooooo no more bananas, please doc.
 
cookiejar said:
LKP if you can stay hard for hours, bottle it and we will clean up. BTW do you have a penis or a banana? Some women are partial to bananas...:devil:
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depends on who gets to eat my banana?
 
omahaman2 said:
you're welcome.
To show my gratitude,i got you a new client
My friend was going to get help from dr ruth but
i told her you could do better.
Here is her letter to your competitor

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/gender/images/asexmaniac.jpg
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Dear......????

I have the answer to all your problems...get a few of these and attach them to your broom and mop. Let him bonk away as he cleans the house...you go put your legs up and relax with a good vibe...I mean book.:devil:

http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/SE/SE7/7011_01.JPG
 
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