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rosylady said:
May I never see another banana again..:nana: :nana: :nana:
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Just "eat" with your eyes closed sweety:devil:


BTW..that guy in the pic looks awful happy...why is that?:devil:
 
~~Peeks head around door~~~ OOPS!

Heh, heh............. Wrong door, so sorry for the intrusion Doc, I'll be going now. >>worried look on face as kym sees Doc Cookie walking towards her with huge needle :eek:<<< No seriously Doc, I was looking for ............for...........the RESTROOM! Yea!! That's the answer. >>>running out of the door and down the hall as fast as she can<<<

-kym- looking over my shoulder as I make my way outa this thread........... :(
 
Dr Cookie

do you have about four hours , lying down the the couch
mmmmmm where do I start



hello sweetheart Im home hugs kisses
 
biggbear8 said:
Dr Cookie

do you have about four hours , lying down the the couch
mmmmmm where do I start



hello sweetheart Im home hugs kisses
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OMG...Bearrrrrrrrr...welcome home!!!!:kiss: :kiss: :heart: :heart:


You take all the time you need darling:rose:
 
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MY-Sir's-k- said:
Heh, heh............. Wrong door, so sorry for the intrusion Doc, I'll be going now. >>worried look on face as kym sees Doc Cookie walking towards her with huge needle :eek:<<< No seriously Doc, I was looking for ............for...........the RESTROOM! Yea!! That's the answer. >>>running out of the door and down the hall as fast as she can<<<

-kym- looking over my shoulder as I make my way outa this thread........... :(
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Kym....come back here...would I hurt you?? *hiding needle*:devil: :devil:
 
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cookiejar said:
Kym....come back here...would I hurt you?? *hiding needle*:devil: :devil:
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Popping in when Doctor Cookie is out at happy hour..................ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't like the looks of those fancy white jackets hanging up in the corner, nor does that couch with the heavy straps look to comfy. Me thinks its time to get my hiney outa here before the Doc returns :eek:


-kym-taking my window of opportunity whilst I can :p
 
OMG!! I hynotized Bear and he is trying to lay an egg...hmmmm I could use the eggs....;)
 
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MY-Sir's-k- said:
Popping in when Doctor Cookie is out at happy hour..................ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't like the looks of those fancy white jackets hanging up in the corner, nor does that couch with the heavy straps look to comfy. Me thinks its time to get my hiney outa here before the Doc returns :eek:


-kym-taking my window of opportunity whilst I can :p
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Kym get back here!! Billy Bob...rope that girl and take her to room 3...:)


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ohhhhhhhhhhhhh CLUCK CLUCK OHHHHHHHH cluck cluck pecking more corn and straw cluck cluck CCLUCK OHHHHHH CLUCK
 
biggbear8 said:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh CLUCK CLUCK OHHHHHHHH cluck cluck pecking more corn and straw cluck cluck CCLUCK OHHHHHH CLUCK
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Sheesh this place is getting weirder by the minute...:eek:
 
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cookiejar said:
Kym get back here!! Billy Bob...rope that girl and take her to room 3...:)


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Whew! :eek: Skated outa Doctor Cookie's clutches in the nick o' time! And that bastard with the lariat........ thought he was gonna yank me bleedin neck off! @#%$!! :mad: I'll show 'im...... I know of a Native who might be willing to take care of his lasso! :p


-kym- Home..... Home with the strange :D
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ~~Peeks head around door~~~ OOPS!

MY-Sir's-k- said:
Whew! :eek: Skated outa Doctor Cookie's clutches in the nick o' time! And that bastard with the lariat........ thought he was gonna yank me bleedin neck off! @#%$!! :mad: I'll show 'im...... I know of a Native who might be willing to take care of his lasso! :p


-kym- Home..... Home with the strange :D
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Tsk..Tsk..Poor Kym is in denial...maybe a little shock therapy?? :D

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Doctors:
What they say versus what they're really thinking.


"This should be taken care of right away." -- I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month, but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
"Welllllll, what have we here...?" -- He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.

"Let me check your medical history." -- I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.

"We have some good news and some bad news." -- The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.

"Let's see how it develops." -- Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.

"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week." -- I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time. --I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

"Let me schedule you for some tests." -- I have a forty percent interest in the lab.

"I'd like to prescribe a new drug." -- I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.

"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call." -- I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.

"That's quite a nasty looking wound." -- I think I'm going to throw up.

"This may smart a little." -- Last week two patients bit off their tongues.

"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?" -- I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?

"This should fix you up." -- The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.

"Everything seems to be normal." -- Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.

"I'd like to run some more tests." -- I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.

"There is a lot of that going around." -- That's the third one this week! I'd better learn something about this.

"If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment." -- I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thankfully I'm off next week.
 
cookiejar said:
Doctors:
What they say versus what they're really thinking.


"This should be taken care of right away." -- I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month, but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
"Welllllll, what have we here...?" -- He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.

"Let me check your medical history." -- I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.

"We have some good news and some bad news." -- The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.

"Let's see how it develops." -- Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.

"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week." -- I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time. --I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

"Let me schedule you for some tests." -- I have a forty percent interest in the lab.

"I'd like to prescribe a new drug." -- I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.

"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call." -- I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.

"That's quite a nasty looking wound." -- I think I'm going to throw up.

"This may smart a little." -- Last week two patients bit off their tongues.

"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?" -- I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?

"This should fix you up." -- The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.

"Everything seems to be normal." -- Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.

"I'd like to run some more tests." -- I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.

"There is a lot of that going around." -- That's the third one this week! I'd better learn something about this.

"If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment." -- I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thankfully I'm off next week.
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A little Patch Adams therapy:D


Doctor: 'Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten fivepence pieces?'
Nurse: 'No change yet.'


Have you heard about the baby born in the high-tech delivery room? - It was cordless.


Real sick notes received by teachers:

'Mary could not go to school because she was bothered by very close veins'
'Please excuse James from PE. He has loose vowels.'
'My son has been told by his doctor not to take PE. Please execute him.'
'Please excuse John for being. It was his father's fault.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.'
'How do you feel?'
'A little down in the mouth'


Doctor to patient: 'Your condition is so rare, we're not even sure we're pronouncing it right.


Tom: What's good for excessive wind, doctor?
Doctor: A kite!


A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."



1st man: I woke up this morning and felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking a thousand aspirin.
2nd man: Oh really, what happened?
1st man: After the first two, I felt better.


The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.


A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"So Doc, what do you think is the matter with me?" he asks.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."


Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex !

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Well pull yourself together then

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're too tents.

Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm.Let's hope nothing develops.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.


Patient : These tablets have a very funny effect on my bowels.
Surgeon : What are they?
Patient : Ferocious sulphate.


Overheard in a busy clinic as a receptionist spoke to an obviously hard-of-hearing client: "No Mrs Smith, not the HEARSE, I'm sending the NURSE!"


A former radiologist from Northern Ireland tells that years ago, kitted up in leaden apron and gloves, he was conducting a radiographic examination of a woman's abdomen.
Finding that her clothing was causing some opacity on the fluorescent screen, he remarked: "Would you pull down your knickers, please?"
The patient did nothing so he repeated the request. He then heard her say: "I'm so sorry, doctor. I thought you were talking to the nurse."


Here's one that really did happen in our hospital. A very pretty Swedish medical student was admitted to the medical wards suffering from pneumonia. During the Professorial ward round the Houseman was asked to inspect the lady's chest for abnormal breath sounds. Having just come out of his final exam and remembering that one had to examine the chest free from clothes, he sheepishly asked the patient-medical student to undress and examined her with his stethoscope. All was going well until he noted that everybody was in hysterics and the Swedish medical student asked him if he might wish to listen to her lungs again, but this time with the stethoscope in his ears.


Q. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Q. How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now.

Q. How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.

Q. What is the difference between God and an orthopedic surgeon
A. God dosn't think he is an orthopedic surgeon.

Q. How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five. One to change the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.


So this guy goes to the hospital and the doctor says that he's got this terrible disease and gave him six months to live.


The guy couldn't pay his bill in time, so the doctor gave him another six months!!!!!
 
Medical humor, is the cure all for everything. Thanks ya'll and have a very good morning.
 
Look out the Doc has gone round the bend now, guess to many wackos...umm..patients were bound to rub off on her sooner or later.

Hope you are having a good day Cookiejar. lol.
 
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