Cookie's Couch...

[cookiejar]

but my appointment was with you darling i hope you keep ur promise to me lol

man thats a big guys sheesh

Sorry Bear...I have paperwork, besides he has bigger titties

Ashimi?? Be gentle??

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Massage time?

Oh cookie - could I be next in line. Only if my appointment is with you though.

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Massage time?

Oh cookie - could I be next in line. Only if my appointment is with you though.

*Sending NC to his room to play with the cute little dolls*

http://www.spiral.org/oldsite/images/sex_toys.jpg

 

[cookiejar]

A blonde is speaking to a psychiatrist.
Blonde, "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist, "Don't you have a phone in your car?"

Blonde, "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."

Psychiatrist, "Uh ... How's that working?"

Blonde, "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist, "And why do you think that is?"

Blonde, "I figured it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

*******************************************

What happens when a psychiatrist and a hooker spend the night together?

In the morning each of them says: "120 dollars, please."

 

[biggbear8]

Sorry Bear...I have paperwork, besides he has bigger titties

Ashimi?? Be gentle??

ohhh ayyyyyyeeeeeeee ouch crackling bones ewwwwwww
easy big man easy there lol ouch ohhhhh damn that hurts

 

[cookiejar]

ohhh ayyyyyyeeeeeeee ouch crackling bones ewwwwwww
easy big man easy there lol ouch ohhhhh damn that hurts

*Watching from the door* http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-003.gif

 

[biggbear8]

*Watching from the door* http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-003.gif

dont just stand there make him stop

ohhhhh ayyyyyeeeeee ouche please cookie hes killing me
ohhhhh awwwwwwwwwweeeeee god stop

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ~~Peeks head around door~~~ OOPS!

Tsk..Tsk..Poor Kym is in denial...maybe a little shock therapy??

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Doc.... I've been in denial for a lot of years, but I don't think that sort of therapy is what I'm needeing at this moment. I was thinking of something along the lines of a love injection from MY-Sir would be the treatment I need, just the right thing to aid to my timely recovery.


=kym- Me in denial?? No way, not me!

 

[cookiejar]

Ahhhhh another day at Cookiejar's Sanitarium...bed check time....


*peeking in*

Rosy and her banana...
Bear in traction...
STUD and his hose....
LKP and his hand...
Feisty and Earl...
Oman has snuck Jenny in...
Kym and her denial...
NC and his dolls...
NA is still with "Slick Willy"

Everything normal as usual....

 

[cookiejar]

Okay people...I hired the Village People to entertain you today...

*sneaking out to enjoy the race*


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[CharlotteNCguy]

Okay people...I hired the Village People to entertain you today...

*sneaking out to enjoy the race*


TOGETHER - GO WEST



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[Lordknightspoetry]

Ahhhhh another day at Cookiejar's Sanitarium...bed check time....


*peeking in*

Rosy and her banana...
Bear in traction...
STUD and his hose....
LKP and his hand...
Feisty and Earl...
Oman has snuck Jenny in...
Kym and her denial...
NC and his dolls...
NA is still with "Slick Willy"

Everything normal as usual....

i believe um well i should correct you but than i would have to say who has my um banana

 

[cookiejar]

i believe um well i should correct you but than i would have to say who has my um banana

LKP if you don't stop sneaking in Rosy's room with your banana I will have to tie you to the bed...

 

[biggbear8]

Okay people...I hired the Village People to entertain you today...

*sneaking out to enjoy the race*


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sneaking out to watch the race with dr cookie should be a good race
everything ready in the den and the chicken smells great

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

LKP if you don't stop sneaking in Rosy's room with your banana I will have to tie you to the bed...

remeber she asked if she could peel it not my fault.

 

[cookiejar]

Patch Adams break...

Q. Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?
A. To prepare them for the bill

Psychiatrist: What's your problem
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg.

Psychiatrist: What's wrong with your brother?
Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has he been acting like a chicken?
Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.

"I'm treating a patient with a split personality," boasted a psychiatrist, and "Medicare pays for both of them!"

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin.
Psychologist: Don't talk such rubbish

Patient: Doctor, I can't stop stealing things.
Psychiatrist: Take these pills. They should Help you.
Patient: But what if they don't?
Psychiatrist: Pick up a Rolls for me.


Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pool ball.
Psychiatrist: Get to the end of the queue(cue).

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Psychiatrist: Who said that?

Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages.
Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.
Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds.

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

Had a good day!

Hi Doc. Hope I didn't need an appointment. OK. Here's the thing: I keep having this vision of this maiden in a tower in the middle of the woods, and she drives me to creative impulses that alienate the people I love and forces them to have sex with others. I know it sounds weird, but help me choose: the maiden or the muse.

TS

PS. I hope you are well. I have missed you old friend.

PPS. Currently devouring Abandoned Prayers by Gregg Olsen. It is a must read for the summer. Terrific nonfiction!

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Had a good day!

Hi Doc. Hope I didn't need an appointment. OK. Here's the thing: I keep having this vision of this maiden in a tower in the middle of the woods, and she drives me to creative impulses that alienate the people I love and forces them to have sex with others. I know it sounds weird, but help me choose: the maiden or the muse.

TS

PS. I hope you are well. I have missed you old friend.

PPS. Currently devouring Abandoned Prayers by Gregg Olsen. It is a must read for the summer. Terrific nonfiction!

TS this is the "Rapunzel" complex...the maiden in the tower bit. I say climb that "golden stair" and ravish the hell out of that gal. Force you to have sex? *snort* Please come back you need extensive therapy.

 

[Native Alien]

Five thousand comedians out of work and Dr. Cookiejar is trying to break into the business. Lol.

Thanks Cookie, I needed that laugh, and the one about the sausages I really liked. lol.

 

[biggbear8]

dr Cookie help please

ive fallen deeply in love and everyday i fall deeper and deeper
she's all i think of .all i want and need. she's in my dream
and i cant stand to be without her durning the day

what can i do ???? please help

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

What does it mean?

Hey Doc? I had to write and ask you about a very vivid dream I had last night. I was in my kitchen (then in my bedroom, then in the living room, then on your couch, the setting kept changing), and I was eating a cookie. It was the most delicious thing I had ever tasted; the more I ate, the more I wanted to keep my mouth busy savoring it's delectable flavor. I can't describe the taste except to say it tasted like eroticism and desire with a hint of vulnerability added into the mix.

Anyway, here I was eating this Cookie, and, the next thing I knew I was entering a tunnel, but not just any tunnel, this one was pink and smelled like ambrosia. It kept pulling me into it and then I would pull back towards the entrance only to be pulled back deeper into it.

Finally, I awakened, only to discover that I couldn't stop smiling and was out of breath? Could you please shed some light on this subject? I have been having similar dreams for several months now and can't make Head nor Tail of them.

TS

PS. My hour is almost up, and I've spent the entire time staring at your breasts. Does this indicate some abnormality in my psyche?

PPS. In the future, would you mind not crossing your legs like that when we are having a session? Those gorgeous gams make it difficult for me to concentrate on your breasts.

 

[cookiejar]

dr Cookie help please

ive fallen deeply in love and everyday i fall deeper and deeper
she's all i think of .all i want and need. she's in my dream
and i cant stand to be without her durning the day

what can i do ???? please help

I suggest you let this lady send you a pic of her first thing in the morning, hair in curlers...cigarette dangling...coffee cup in hand. If that isn't enough to open your eyes you need massive therapy or your eyes examined.

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

doc i need help i am lost with out this woman from my dreams and all i want to do is let her have my banana

am i ok?

 

[cookiejar]

Five thousand comedians out of work and Dr. Cookiejar is trying to break into the business. Lol.

Thanks Cookie, I needed that laugh, and the one about the sausages I really liked. lol.

Ty Ty .....I'll be here all nighthttp://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/spezial/Fool/bis.gif


Finished with Bill yet? Is his cigar well and truly smoked??

 

[biggbear8]

I suggest you let this lady send you a pic of her first thing in the morning, hair in curlers...cigarette dangling...coffee cup in hand. If that isn't enough to open your eyes you need massive therapy or your eyes examined.

i think i need massive therapy because she looks great and i just want to ravish her even more

please help totally in love