Cookie's Couch...

Oh how I wish that his cigar was good and truly smoked Doc. Glad that you will be here all night.
 
Re: What does it mean?

Tequila Sunrise said:
Hey Doc? I had to write and ask you about a very vivid dream I had last night. I was in my kitchen (then in my bedroom, then in the living room, then on your couch, the setting kept changing), and I was eating a cookie. It was the most delicious thing I had ever tasted; the more I ate, the more I wanted to keep my mouth busy savoring it's delectable flavor. I can't describe the taste except to say it tasted like eroticism and desire with a hint of vulnerability added into the mix.

Anyway, here I was eating this Cookie, and, the next thing I knew I was entering a tunnel, but not just any tunnel, this one was pink and smelled like ambrosia. It kept pulling me into it and then I would pull back towards the entrance only to be pulled back deeper into it.

Finally, I awakened, only to discover that I couldn't stop smiling and was out of breath? Could you please shed some light on this subject? I have been having similar dreams for several months now and can't make Head nor Tail of them.

:rose: TS

PS. My hour is almost up, and I've spent the entire time staring at your breasts. Does this indicate some abnormality in my psyche?

PPS. In the future, would you mind not crossing your legs like that when we are having a session? Those gorgeous gams make it difficult for me to concentrate on your breasts.



TS you have been watching too many of those 1950"s public information films. You know trains entering tunnels...big chimneys being erected and then demolished, then waves breaking on a seashore. I think you need some cookies to fill with some cream....here you go...http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/cookiemommas/images/twohoochy.jpg


Hell my legs are crossed cause I forgot my panties:eek:
 
Lordknightspoetry said:
doc i need help i am lost with out this woman from my dreams and all i want to do is let her have my banana

am i ok?



LKP...you have a fruit fetish, try eating her peach and who knows ? Your banana may be next...:devil:
 
Thank You Doc!

I want to thank the Doc for the very special treatment she helped me with on an outpatient basis today!

I will use my powers for good. I promise!
 
Dear Doctor Cookie

I have a friend with the following problem:

She is in a relationship with a very nice bloke and they are both crazy about each other.
They both post frequently on a popular adult chat board, but have separate circles of friends.
Now she is a very popular poster and is considered kind, caring, giving, funny, witty and very sexy by her friends. She gets hit on all of the time in both the threads that she posts in and in pm. Most of the time a simple “I’m not interested” type of reply does the trick and other times a more direct “I’m in a relationship” type of reply eventually gets the message across.

The problem she is having now is that there are a couple of guys that just don’t know when to stop. They both know that she is in a very happy relationship, but still persist with their fruitless efforts. One of them considers himself a friend of the couple, in fact, recently he was having a major reputation issue on the boards and her boyfriend was one of the only people that stood up for him.

This is taxing their relationship because (a) she is made to feel very uncomfortable every day, and (b) her boyfriend is getting irritated by the blatant disrespect they show him.

Do they think that because her boyfriend doesn’t post on the same threads as her, they can act like this… that they have the right to say whatever they like and he won’t mind? Would posting on her threads make them realise that he really exists? Would they have the audacity to say those things directly in front of him?

So Doc, how can she put an end to this constant stalking (yes, stalking) without offending them? I’ve told her many times to be straight with them in the hope they get the message, but she doesn’t know how to without the risk of jeopardising their friendship.
 
Re: Thank You Doc!

CharlotteNCguy said:
I want to thank the Doc for the very special treatment she helped me with on an outpatient basis today!

I will use my powers for good. I promise!


Wow if resizing a couple of pictures gets this kind of gratitude, I wonder what you say to a girl who cybers you..?:devil:
 
Re: Re: Thank You Doc!

cookiejar said:
Wow if resizing a couple of pictures gets this kind of gratitude, I wonder what you say to a girl who cybers you..?:devil:

LoL - Well then cyber me sometime and find out... - Yahoo handle is docnolz

Dare ya sweetie
 
Re: Dear Doctor Cookie

Slick said:
I have a friend with the following problem:

She is in a relationship with a very nice bloke and they are both crazy about each other.
They both post frequently on a popular adult chat board, but have separate circles of friends.
Now she is a very popular poster and is considered kind, caring, giving, funny, witty and very sexy by her friends. She gets hit on all of the time in both the threads that she posts in and in pm. Most of the time a simple “I’m not interested” type of reply does the trick and other times a more direct “I’m in a relationship” type of reply eventually gets the message across.

The problem she is having now is that there are a couple of guys that just don’t know when to stop. They both know that she is in a very happy relationship, but still persist with their fruitless efforts. One of them considers himself a friend of the couple, in fact, recently he was having a major reputation issue on the boards and her boyfriend was one of the only people that stood up for him.

This is taxing their relationship because (a) she is made to feel very uncomfortable every day, and (b) her boyfriend is getting irritated by the blatant disrespect they show him.

Do they think that because her boyfriend doesn’t post on the same threads as her, they can act like this… that they have the right to say whatever they like and he won’t mind? Would posting on her threads make them realise that he really exists? Would they have the audacity to say those things directly in front of him?

So Doc, how can she put an end to this constant stalking (yes, stalking) without offending them? I’ve told her many times to be straight with them in the hope they get the message, but she doesn’t know how to without the risk of jeopardising their friendship.





Well she gets hit on a lot but she has one man on her mind and in her bed...I feel your pain...:rose:


BTW...Can I feel something else? :devil:
 
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Re: Re: Re: Thank You Doc!

CharlotteNCguy said:
LoL - Well then cyber me sometime and find out... - Yahoo handle is docnolz

Dare ya sweetie



A doctor and her patient cybering???:eek:


You have a handle? Can I see?...:devil:


BTW...you are a cutie:)
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Thank You Doc!

cookiejar said:
A doctor and her patient cybering???:eek:


You have a handle? Can I see?...:devil:


BTW...you are a cutie:)

Cookie- Clear out you PM box. I cannot send you the mail i want too.

Sorry for being a cutie...Curse I was born with. I wish I could get recognized for my mind. - true story
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thank You Doc!

CharlotteNCguy said:
Cookie- Clear out you PM box. I cannot send you the mail i want too.

Sorry for being a cutie...Curse I was born with. I wish I could get recognized for my mind. - true story




Oh boy a PM...lol ...my box is empty...:D


Yea...you poor man....:rolleyes:
 
Doc. I have a problem I woke up this morning to silence. No screaming, No I want this, No do that, what should I do Doc?
 
rosylady said:
Doc. I have a problem I woke up this morning to silence. No screaming, No I want this, No do that, what should I do Doc?



Rosy, poor Rosy...try doing something for you..

Soak in the tub
Eat a banana
Read a book
Eat a banana
Go shopping
Eat a banana
Run through a field of daisies nekkid
Eat a banana
Torture the dog
Eat a banana
Flash the neighbor
Eat a banana
Go to a movie and yell "FIRE!!!"
Eat a banana


You get the picture...
:)
 
cookiejar said:
Rosy, poor Rosy...try doing something for you..

Soak in the tub
Eat a banana
Read a book
Eat a banana
Go shopping
Eat a banana
Run through a field of daisies nekkid
Eat a banana
Torture the dog
Eat a banana
Flash the neighbor
Eat a banana
Go to a movie and yell "FIRE!!!"
Eat a banana


You get the picture...
:)

I can soak and read, which is about all I can do.

No money for shopping, no field of daisies, don't believe in animal torturing , no neighbors to flash and same as shopping no money for a movie.

Ignoring the Banana
 
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