Controversial topic!!!!!!!!!!

[Miss_Pixie]

WHEEEEE! 1,000 posts!

 

[djserani]

I thought, at first, that was YOUR 1,000th post, and I saw the number under your picture and was momentarily stumped. (It really doesn't take much these days).

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Lol. Not gonna lie I've wated all week for this thread to hit 1,000 ... I needed something to get excited about

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Lol. Not gonna lie I've wated all week for this thread to hit 1,000 ... I needed something to get excited about

congrats on your millenial, Pixie!

 

[oggbashan]

WHEEEEE! 1,000 posts!

Congratulations on achieving 1000+ posts in this thread on a controversial topic.

Isn't in controversial that we can post 1000+ times to a controversial thread and writing threads (except my contest support threads) die like uprooted weeds?

We need to get back to the mythical Good Old Days in the Author's (as it then was) Hangout when we posted about the appropriate use of 'who' and 'whom', criticised each other for misuse of 'its' and 'it's' and wondered whether it was ever appropriate to use "whomsoever" in a porn story.

We cooperated on projects such as The Literotica Olympics and The Worst Chain Story Ever so effectively (that some parts never got written)...

But wait? Is that a writing thread I see over there - just disappearing at the bottom of page two? Rush over to it. NOW! Give it the kiss of life! Push it back to the top.

Og

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Cursing up a storm doesn't need to be like insults. It doesn't need to be witty or biting. It just needs to flow beautifully. My curse strings are beautiful. And if my core audience is 6th graders so be it. I don't need all you whore toast wenches to enjoy it

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Cursing up a storm doesn't need to be like insults. It doesn't need to be witty or biting. It just needs to flow beautifully. My curse strings are beautiful. And if my core audience is 6th graders so be it. I don't need all you whore toast wenches to enjoy it

Hey! I like Rocco!

 

[Handley_Page]

Hey! I like Rocco!

who ?

{ produces a bundle of ancient manuscript pages in support of a Legal tort }

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Ha, HP you need to watch The Boondock Saints. He's a character in a really badass movie

 

[mynameisben]

Cursing up a storm doesn't need to be like insults. It doesn't need to be witty or biting. It just needs to flow beautifully. My curse strings are beautiful. And if my core audience is 6th graders so be it. I don't need all you whore toast wenches to enjoy it

Maybe you could print out your curse strings using a fancy cursive font to give them extra flowy flow.

 

[Miss_Pixie]

{Insert manic tirade about current political events that makes no sense here}

 

[litfan10]

sheesh. Bringing back an old dinosaur!!!!

(insert rambling discussion on how dinosaur skeletons are found and put back together)

Dinosaur skin tones - how they hell can they tell!!! (mutter, grumble, snort)

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Had to do it, there was really no way to vent properly with my normal tirade on my blog.

 

[litfan10]

Had to do it, there was really no way to vent properly with my normal tirade on my blog.

blog! Tweet! what is with all these crazy made up words!!!!!! What is happening to our language!!!!
<waves a dictionary in the air maniacally>

<Webster this, snort! Thesaurus that, mumble, grumble!>

Don't even get me started on the whole Thesaurus/Dinosaur debate <growl, grunt, snort!>

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Ok hows this, there was no way to vent properly in a web based format so I decided to make fun of it?

 

[litfan10]

Ok hows this, there was no way to vent properly in a web based format so I decided to make fun of it?

Can't vent properly in a web-based forum?

Simple - get bigger spiders!!!

<fingers fly on google search looking up tarantulas.>

 

[oggbashan]

US citizens are...

All US citizens are [insert abusive generalisation that might apply to a few hundred people who should be in mental homes] and they think [insert stupid statement made by a minor US elected official ?dogcatcher? at the end of a long hard day] and they [insert obscure sexual practice that most people would find impossible to do].

Respond by changing 'US' to 'UK' or 'European', throw in the complete works of some nutcase author that the poster thinks is semi-divine, accuse half the population (i.e. one or other sex) of being incapable of logical thought and in need of direction from the other sex, and bring in every divisive political item that I have brought into to every post for the last few years...

Og

 

[vrosej10]

All US citizens are [insert abusive generalisation that might apply to a few hundred people who should be in mental homes] and they think [insert stupid statement made by a minor US elected official ?dogcatcher? at the end of a long hard day] and they [insert obscure sexual practice that most people would find impossible to do].

Respond by changing 'US' to 'UK' or 'European', throw in the complete works of some nutcase author that the poster thinks is semi-divine, accuse half the population (i.e. one or other sex) of being incapable of logical thought and in need of direction from the other sex, and bring in every divisive political item that I have brought into to every post for the last few years...

Og

Spot on Og. I swear some of the people on this place are nuts. i know a few paranoid schizophrenics. They are nowhere near as convinced that everyone is trying to get them than some of the nutter butters on here.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Spot on Og. I swear some of the people on this place are nuts. i know a few paranoid schizophrenics. They are nowhere near as convinced that everyone is trying to get them than some of the nutter butters on here.

Now there's a problem that no one, not even a single lily-livered pinko bleeding heart, is concerned with. Tell me who will help the paranoid schizos with multiple personality disorder deal with the connundrum of believing they are out to get themselves? I'm sure Sarah Obama won't be dealing with it in h(i)e(s)r free-market socialized medi-care-less system!

(Insert extremely long-winded rant about the inability of modern medicine to deliver miracle cures for improbable illnesses through either socialized or privatized systems. Be sure to include at least 775 references to traditional healing practices from indigenous peoples on at least five of the six continents).

 

[Loring2]

I bow to you sir

All US citizens are [insert abusive generalisation that might apply to a few hundred people who should be in mental homes] and they think [insert stupid statement made by a minor US elected official ?dogcatcher? at the end of a long hard day] and they [insert obscure sexual practice that most people would find impossible to do].

Respond by changing 'US' to 'UK' or 'European', throw in the complete works of some nutcase author that the poster thinks is semi-divine, accuse half the population (i.e. one or other sex) of being incapable of logical thought and in need of direction from the other sex, and bring in every divisive political item that I have brought into to every post for the last few years...

Og

Oggbashan, I have never before, neither heard nor seen two more magnificently convoluted paragraphs; beautiful, they remind me of my last will and testament; no one will ever know what I intend to do, which of course my last will and testament.

You have won the Golden Globule of my Gratitude for dramatic disruption to the domestic domain of divisive politics.

Loring

Can I have your vote?

 

[Miss_Pixie]

All US citizens are [insert abusive generalisation that might apply to a few hundred people who should be in mental homes] and they think [insert stupid statement made by a minor US elected official ?dogcatcher? at the end of a long hard day] and they [insert obscure sexual practice that most people would find impossible to do].

Respond by changing 'US' to 'UK' or 'European', throw in the complete works of some nutcase author that the poster thinks is semi-divine, accuse half the population (i.e. one or other sex) of being incapable of logical thought and in need of direction from the other sex, and bring in every divisive political item that I have brought into to every post for the last few years...

Og

*hugs* Og you just made my day

 

[oggbashan]

Suggest that the team currently winning whatever sporting competition you favour is only winning because of superior spending power.

Accuse the judges, referees and officials of incompetence, accepting bribes, sexual favours etc.

Refuse to admit that the team you support might be less competent or poorly led despite losing every competition for the last ten years.

When your team loses again, beat up your partner, again, because it must be their fault.

Og

PS. Did I mention the quantities of beer necessary to inform your superior judgement of sporting talent? I didn't? Perhaps I didn't have a quantity large enough to measure your consumption.

 

[JackLuis]

Suggest that the team currently winning whatever sporting competition you favour is only winning because of superior spending power.

Accuse the judges, referees and officials of incompetence, accepting bribes, sexual favours etc.

Refuse to admit that the team you support might be less competent or poorly led despite losing every competition for the last ten years.

When your team loses again, beat up your partner, again, because it must be their fault.

Og

PS. Did I mention the quantities of beer necessary to inform your superior judgement of sporting talent? I didn't? Perhaps I didn't have a quantity large enough to measure your consumption.

Stinking Packers!

 

[fairygoddess68]

Oh this entire thing (well, the ones I read) made my whole damned night......and for this, I offer thanks.

 

[1sickbastard]

Hey! I like Rocco!

WYATT FUCKIN' EARP!!!!