Controversial topic!!!!!!!!!!

Whining about having trouble creating erotic audio stories for others when I've only got one boy on my mind!
 
Whining about having trouble creating erotic audio stories for others when I've only got one boy on my mind!

You've got to stop this monomaniacal amour, Raven

{Insert New Lost City Ramblers singing New River Train followed by the Polyamorist Manifesto}
 
You've got to stop this monomaniacal amour, Raven

{Insert New Lost City Ramblers singing New River Train followed by the Polyamorist Manifesto}

We have a manifesto? No one told me. {types scathing email to all of my poly groups about the lack of communication and information updates}
 
There you go... Personally I like sex covered in chocolate and tied to my bed. Fuck putting it on a stick
 
Elvis Presley lives!

He has been re-incarnated as an illegal immigrant flipping burgers in Arizona.

Og
 
Elvis Presley lives!

He has been re-incarnated as an illegal immigrant flipping burgers in Arizona.

Og

Don't be absurd! He'd NEVER put his pompadour in a snood!!!!!

{Insert 417 articles and diatribes on the purity of the King's fashion sense.}
 
{Add thirteen articles why he met the mother ship and went home.}

Anyway, Arizona ain't got enough trees for that old hound dog. :D
 
{Add thirteen articles why he met the mother ship and went home.}

Anyway, Arizona ain't got enough trees for that old hound dog. :D

Tx I totally saw Elvis... he totally went through the closet to Narnia with me...
 
there's one you haven't used in a while lol

can't say Ive ever heard that before...

ETA: I looked it up, here's what it said: A stupid, fucking, useless dumbass.

Usage: "Don't be a fuck nugget!"
 
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I've used fuck-nugget and butt-nugget on so many occasions (quite a few times in the last week). Then again, I consider myself to be an artist with curses!

What the fuck you fucking fuck? I'll fuck you in your fucking fuck you motherfucking motherfucker motherfucker. Mother fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

Fucking twat-ass, cunt-shit, dick-ball, cheese-bitch, fucking whore-shed.
 
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