driphoney
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Controversial topic!!!!!!!!!!
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TheeGoatPig
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Still looking for a date?
*sigh*
I don't think I'm cut out for getting along with real people...
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Good! You can hang out with me.
As you can see to the left, I'm a fake boob.(And I was just attempting to be controversial and keep with the theme an' all.
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Perhaps you should give him a lesson.
Sorry, not from me. It takes an extreme provocation just to get me to say "heck."
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Perhaps you should give him a lesson.
Yeah! Teach him how to swear like a sixth-grader without training wheels!
{Insert citations of fictitious studies purporting to demonstrate a causal link between puerile foul language and scientific creativity, including a dozen by Stephen Hawking warning of the end of mankind at the hands of aliens if elementary school children do not develop their swearing skills}}
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Ravage me
take your time
swallow me
glamorize
Loving touch
sick suicide
feels so much
glamorize
Be extreme
take your time
silently
glamorize
Feel my breath
upon your thighs
feeling wet
glamorize
{insert moony rant over being in lust with a gay celeb. If lusting Adam is wrong, I don't wanna be right!}
take your time
swallow me
glamorize
Loving touch
sick suicide
feels so much
glamorize
Be extreme
take your time
silently
glamorize
Feel my breath
upon your thighs
feeling wet
glamorize
{insert moony rant over being in lust with a gay celeb. If lusting Adam is wrong, I don't wanna be right!}
theravenfox
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I need a lesson...I've been a naughty girl. My mouth has gotten me in trouble on more than a few occasions.
driphoney
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I'm imagining that at the peak of ecstasy.
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I need a lesson...I've been a naughty girl. My mouth has gotten me in trouble on more than a few occasions.
Was their chocolate involved?
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I need to just stop creating words while drunk
Tio_Narratore
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Why? Aren't they as interesting as the ones you create while sober?
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Oh baby...stick your THING in my THING...just like that. So good. Do me!
Porn on training wheels?
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ben porn.
"Oh . . . oooh . . . h-- . . . heck yeah!! Oh jolly, baby. That felt good. You do me so right."
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ben porn.
"Oh . . . oooh . . . h-- . . . heck yeah!! Oh jolly, baby. That felt good. You do me so right."
I think if a man ever said "jolly" while in bed with me, I'd be unable to control the laughter!
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They get me made fun of lol
Some of the most memorable, or the ones I get teased most for:
Sugar-nuts (said to TMNT on a few ocassions)
Honey-dick (no clue who I called that)
Fucksocks and...
Ass Jack
They may not be the most creative, but apparently I shouldn't know those words...
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OMG...that sounds delicious!
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I concur lol
TGP you cuss like Rocco from the Boondock Saints lol
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I don't remember saying it as a come on lol. Though I was drunk and caffinated so it may have been lol
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Oh, God, I have nothing creative to add to this controversial conversation except that I just spent the last two pages laughing my ass off.
Thank you, I needed that!
Oh, and
{insert long scientific article about how one's ass can't truly be laughed off}
You know, just to stay on topic. I think I need a drink. *grabs the Jameson's and heads to the Naked Thread*
Thank you, I needed that!
Oh, and
{insert long scientific article about how one's ass can't truly be laughed off}
You know, just to stay on topic. I think I need a drink. *grabs the Jameson's and heads to the Naked Thread*
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*hugs* It's all good
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