Cold Tequila Comfort

[Haught]

I hate blowing my own trumpet, but TOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

http://haught.com.au/my-eroticest-fiction-yet/

 

[Haught]

Whoa. Got to admit, I'm a little surprised this hasn't received a thousand ecstatic replies yet.

Is it TOO sexually arousing? Is that its problem?

 

[sr71plt]

Well, for starters, this forum is for the Literotica Web site and the Literotica file of stories. Since your link isn't internal to Literotica, I guess it's not ginning up much interest. Not much taken with freeloaders around here. No offense meant, of course. You probably didn't know that unless you read the forum rules.

 

[Haught]

Not much taken with freeloaders around here. No offense meant, of course. You probably didn't know that unless you read the forum rules.

Oh, heavens. This is deeply embarrassing.

I can't apologise enough. I just wanted to disseminate my unique brand of erotic/crime hybrid fiction and was told Literotica was THE place for one to make a name for oneself as a rudy nudy writer. (Although, technically, having attracted 400,000 'views' of Cold Tequila Comfort, I'm probably already in the 'made it' category.)

I would like to apologise again and would like to demonstrate my remorse in the most appropriate way possible. I'm new to these parts, so if that means posting a selfie of my genitalia or an audio recording of myself furiously masturbating, so be it - please let me know.

This is mortifying; and I'm on the edge of years as I write this. Please forgive me.

 

[sr71plt]

I've been on an "edge of years" for some time myself, so I can certainly understand how mortified you must feel.

 

[Handley_Page]

Whoa. Got to admit, I'm a little surprised this hasn't received a thousand ecstatic replies yet.

Is it TOO sexually arousing? Is that its problem?

Well, yer real & genuine ecstatic is not too common, you know?

Try and put a few short stories into the site first, perhaps ?
They at least a reader can make up his/her own mind about external documents ?

 

[MatthewVett]

If these posts are at the same quality level as the rest of your writing, I think I'll pass.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Frankly, I'm shocked at my colleagues' comments on this thread. Clearly, the author of the thread has some sort of an account here, and i cannot, for the life of me, comprehend why you are all being so civil to the egoist.

 

[JackLuis]

I'd give you a 3, if it were on Lit. Since it is not, I'll pass.

 

[Haught]

This has certainly been a sobering experience.

Until now, the response to my excerpts has been extremely positive. One woman told me she read them nightly and "usually reach[ed] orgasm about three seconds in". Another told me she "fudded with angry contempt for my box's own health" as she read of Davis' adventures.

I now realise I'm not quite the writer I thought I was. This is painful, but I will take leanings from it.

Oh, boy, here come the tears/years again.

Are there any saving graces, or is it pure crap?

 

[sr71plt]

Are there any saving graces, or is it pure crap?

Are we talking about your story or your posts to this thread here? I haven't read the story and don't intend to. It's not posted to Literotica, so there's no reason from me to talk about it on Literotica. But as far as your posts . . . at least you are amusing. Maybe not quite as amusing as you think you are, of course.

 

[TE999]

[/QUOTE]

Show us your tits, baby!

 

[sr71plt]

There are literally thousands of story authors on Literotica, Haught. I dare say that very few of them would think you and your story are more special than they and their stories are--just because you say you are. Post your story to Literotica and take your chances along with the rest of us and just cut the crap.

 

[Handley_Page]

Oh ain't she pretty ?

 

[driphoney]

It’s nice to see some things (or is that people?) never change.

 

[sr71plt]

Long time no read, Drip.

 

[driphoney]

Long time no read, Drip.

Hello!

Just been overwhelmed with a combination of life and school this last year. Out of the blue I received a PM in my email which amused me, so I had to stop by and reply. Naturally, that got me to looking around the AH.

 

[Exquisition]

Show us your tits, baby! [/QUOTE]

Jesus, if she's a mature beauty she's looking mighty fine for her age.

 

[Exquisition]

I was thinking of writing a story entitled:

Hot Mezcal Discomfort.

Are you a plagiarost sir?

 

[JackLuis]

Does this give you inspiration?

 

[jomar]

Hey Haught, rub some dirt on it and then post your story with a link in your sig line. You're fine...no tears or years...huh, reminds me of a band for some reason...

 

[Haught]

I love erotica. I write it particularly well.