Cock Talk

[aussiegeekygal]

Would you be considered a risky hire, or are you a sure thing?
My first instinct was risky, but I actually think I'm more solid than I give myself credit for.

Do you have a solid résumé to back it up or are you more of a hands on learner?
I make a living out of diving in deep in to companies that are experiencing issues and just need help figuring out what the hell is going on and get things back on track. I have to follow my instincts and keep an open mind.

These are excellent qualities both at work, and more importantly when not at work.

Are you anxiously awaiting your next performance review or are you planning on a raise?

Baby, in this economy... I demand to be met with exactly what I'm worth

Bonus points if you’ve ever been promoted for extracurricular excellence and would like to share with the class how you achieved such excellence

I'm so glad you asked.
I earned mad street cred after being fisted recently
There's video. No (most of) you can't see it.

 

[EvaLane]

I earned mad street cred after being fisted recently

I was genuinely out here, a 29 year old woman, thinking fisting meant, y’know, an actual fist knuckles out, bar brawl style.

Butttt from what I’ve gathered, it’s more of a squid glide situation? Less punching and more… plunging?

I’m not asking for the video, but could you help a previously un-fisted Litster understand I don’t even know what to ask because I know so little about the experience and it’s 4:40AM but let me try -

How did your partner react, were they experienced or just enthusiastic? Would either of you do it again? Is it something you’d recommend to a curious friend, or more of a “you had to be there” moment?

Was it something you planned and talked about or more heat-of-the-moment? How did you feel afterward, physically, emotionally?

️ you deserve all the gold stars, flowers, chocolates, and admiration for your service.

 

[AlpineFresco]

Would you be considered a risky hire, or are you a sure thing?

Nothing risky here. I'm very reliable.

Do you have a solid résumé to back it up or are you more of a hands on learner?

Not the longest resume but I'm comfortable with it. But hey, hands-on is a great way to learn more, right?

Are you anxiously awaiting your next performance review or are you planning on a raise?

Not really anxious nowadays. I know what I'm about.
That said, always room for more raises!

Bonus points if you’ve ever been promoted for extracurricular excellence and would like to share with the class how you achieved such excellence

I'm afraid that's paywalled content

 

[chame1eon]

I was genuinely out here, a 29 year old woman, thinking fisting meant, y’know, an actual fist knuckles out, bar brawl style.

Butttt from what I’ve gathered, it’s more of a squid glide situation? Less punching and more… plunging?

I’m not asking for the video, but could you help a previously un-fisted Litster understand I don’t even know what to ask because I know so little about the experience and it’s 4:40AM but let me try -

How did your partner react, were they experienced or just enthusiastic? Would either of you do it again? Is it something you’d recommend to a curious friend, or more of a “you had to be there” moment?

Was it something you planned and talked about or more heat-of-the-moment? How did you feel afterward, physically, emotionally?

️ you deserve all the gold stars, flowers, chocolates, and admiration for your service.

That's what I thought fisting was too lol

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Well, it's both. The squid is good for stretching, but the punching is intensely delightful.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm afraid that's paywalled content

How much are we talking here?
I've got enough curiosity and a dozen dollars to spare

 

[LadyLascivious1]

There's video. No (most of) you can't see it.

Now I’m insanely curious (actually that’s my default state, but it’s now an elevated insanely curious) what type of conditions do you have for sharing such a cool and intimate experience?

Asking for me, of course

 

[jason28053]

Now I’m insanely curious (actually that’s my default state, but it’s now an elevated insanely curious) what type of conditions do you have for sharing such a cool and intimate experience?

Asking for me, of course

Same!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm so glad you asked.
I earned mad street cred after being fisted recently
There's video. No (most of) you can't see it.

You also earned mad incontinence and a trip to the diaper aisle.

Was it something you planned and talked about or more heat-of-the-moment? How did you feel afterward, physically, emotionally?

I don’t think one can casually slip in a fisting. Like, one might “slip” their dick into the wrong hole. But even that, it’s more like a knock at the door. You’re not barging in like the SWAT team.

But a fist? No. That doesn’t just happen casually. I have zero experience fisting and it will remain that way. However, there’s no way it happens without a LONG conversation and a bunch of illicit drugs.

Dammit, @aussiegeekygal. You gave your first blowjob and fisting within like two months of each other. That’s just bizarre. Those things should be decades apart. At this rate, gonna be shooting electric eels out of your twat by July 4th.

Let freedom ring.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Now I’m insanely curious (actually that’s my default state, but it’s now an elevated insanely curious) what type of conditions do you have for sharing such a cool and intimate experience?

Barry White, candlelight and cocaine.

 

[EvaLane]

But a fist? No. That doesn’t just happen casually. I have zero experience fisting and it will remain that way. However, there’s no way it happens without a LONG conversation and a bunch of illicit drugs.

Coming from the Playgrounds resident puppet, I’m inclined to believe you, but I dunno… you just talk like a man with first-hand and forearm experience

 

[AtramentousRex]

My hands are positively huge and so there will be no fisting from me. And before anyone asks, NO I wont be on the receiving end either! A finger, tongue or dildo are one thing, but not a whole fuckin hand!. I'm too old for that shit.

...don't you dare. *glares @Lord Pmann *

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How did your partner react, were they experienced or just enthusiastic? Would either of you do it again? Is it something you’d recommend to a curious friend, or more of a “you had to be there” moment?

Was it something you planned and talked about or more heat-of-the-moment? How did you feel afterward, physically, emotionally?

️ you deserve all the gold stars, flowers, chocolates, and admiration for your service.

I'm sure I've written about this somewhere ... I'll go find it.

Funnily enough, much to @Lord Pmann s anticipated disbelief- it was a spur of the moment thing. Even as it was happening I hadn't quite registered what was going on. I was deep in lust and high on mushrooms.

It was the night of the coconut oil/inflatable pool/psychedelic fuckfest I had with The Panther. I'd just finished gobbling his cock for about 20 minutes (again, cue disbelief) and he asked if I'd ever wanted to be fisted. I know I said yes, but I have no idea where it came from I didn't think anything of it until the fingering he was giving me got more and more intense. He was five fingers in when I asked him if he was trying to fist me.

It was incredible.
So deeply erotic. I was thrashing around in ecstacy making deep guttural sounds. I went to a similar place I go to during childbirth. I was so deeply in my body and the pleasure just washed over me.

Yes, I would do it again.
The person and the atmosphere totally matter for me.

It satiated me in a way I've needed for a long time. It helped me reconnect with myself and my sexuality and take some of it back for myself.

It was a first for The Panther too. That stroke my ego a little considering how experienced he is in all things sex.

I felt like a total badass afterwards

And contrary to the assertion of needing incontinence help - I found it help shove everything that had fallen out during childbirth back up in.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My hands are positively huge and so there will be no fisting from me. And before anyone asks, NO I wont be on the receiving end either! A finger, tongue or dildo are one thing, but not a whole fuckin hand!. I'm too old for that shit.

...don't you dare. *glares @Lord Pmann *

So are his

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Coming from the Playgrounds resident puppet, I’m inclined to believe you, but I dunno… you just talk like a man with first-hand and forearm experience

I bet his grandfather wasn't even an Artificial Insemination Technician like mine was...

All talk.

 

[AtramentousRex]

So are his

Oh pleeeaase honey he isnt my type. Now...there are some cocks I've seen that might be interesting.

Want to help me pop my bi cherry? *flutters lashes*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh pleeeaase honey he isnt my type. Now...there are some cocks I've seen that might be interesting.

Want to help me pop my bi cherry? *flutters lashes*

#hotboyanal

*Squeals*

Yes.

Tell me what kind of cock you like. I'll go dig in the archives and play matchmaker

 

[AtramentousRex]

#hotboyanal

*Squeals*

Yes.

Tell me what kind of cock you like. I'll go dig in the archives and play matchmaker

Gentle and kind. A sensualist and a romantic who likes crossing lines. Someone a lot like me, only good looking with a nice body? Cocks should be thick and dripping and hard as a rock.

 

[AtramentousRex]

Of course like I said, I'm a romantic.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Gentle and kind. A sensualist and a romantic who likes crossing lines. Someone a lot like me, only good looking with a nice body? Cocks should be thick and dripping and hard as a rock.

We have the same type

 

[AtramentousRex]

We have the same type

lol doesn't surprise me kid. *kisses your forehead*

I'm gonna get out of here and go back to my own places. Posting pretty pictures of magical things...

 

[Endless_Night]

There's video. No (most of) you can't see it.

Gentle and kind. A sensualist and a romantic who likes crossing lines. Someone a lot like me, only good looking with a nice body? Cocks should be thick and dripping and hard as a rock.

@hotwords229_A?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

@hotwords229_A?

You've seen his cock?!

Unintended takeaway of the day

 

[hotwords229_A]

You've seen his cock?!

Unintended takeaway of the day

Maybe she peeked after all!

 

[Endless_Night]

You've seen his cock?!

Unintended takeaway of the day

He talks about it a lot.



(Kidding! )

Maybe she peeked after all!

When exactly would that have been?