Classic sexual lines in movies!

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What the best that you have seen:

"Fuck like rabbits, make rugrats and live happily ever after"

"so let me get this straight, you slipped and your dick just fell into my wife?" I know DCL yours to get right I didn't even know where it came from

OK, lets roll 'em!
 
Meg Ryan to Anthony Edwards in Top Gun:

"Goose, you big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever!!!"
 
"Okay, but I get to be on top!"

Tom Hanks in BIG

said after woman asks if she can spend the night (he is ref. to the bunk beds)

hee hee

~Jade
 
Wait!!!
I just watche Animal House!!!

"Besides, I lied to you too!... I'm only 13!"

AHHHHHH

~Jade
 
"What I did I did for King and Country. You don't think I got any pleasure from it, do you?" James Bond, "Thunderball" as he is being held captive by the evil temptress for SPECTRE.

"I offered him my body once. He settled for a pizza."
The Jazz Singer Luci Arnez to Neil Diamond's wife.

"So let's get to talking about sex. Anything you want to know, just ask."
On Golden Pond Henry Fonda to Dabney Coleman
 
"No time for the ol' in-out, in-out, luv, just came to read the meter"


--Malcom Macdowell, "A Clockwork Orange"
 
"Look how picky I am about shoes, and those only go on my feet"

--Alicia Silverstone, explaining why she's still a virgin in "Clueless"
 
"Hey - hows come yous won't make it wif me?"

--John Travolta, "Saturday Night Fever"
 
"Giving you money makes me wanna cum."

--Nicolas Cage to prostitute Elizabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas
 
"The only way superman could bang regular chicks it with a kriptonite condom... And that would kill him!"
-- Mallrats.
 
Ok, someone help me, I cannot remember the name of this movie (tho I remember it was not very good.

"Think of it this way. The worst that will happy is we will have a couple of hours of great unreproductive sex."
"Work. Work. Work"

Jill Clayburn? to Gene Wilder while going upstairs to try and get pregnant.
 
Good to see I'm not the only one with a Kevin Smith fetish

"And you think I can change just cause you have a fucking crush!" - Joey Lauren Adams

"If this is a crush, I'm not going to be able to take it when the real thing happens!" - Ben Affleck
 
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