Chew Toys

[Eumenides]

I need one. My teeth are gnashing for a bite.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Not for your pets?







~ backing out quietly ~

 

[Eumenides]

Nope, for me. I hear they are soothing.

 

[I'mVan]

Teething?

 

[Eumenides]

Something like that.

 

[Vilac]

Pick your poison, Ume.

I've got Rawhide Rings, and sticks.....NylaBones, Pig Ears, Dried Beef Sticks, and a few other misc. things for the puppy.

I'll ship something over. You mind a few bite marks or did you want a new one?

heh
V~

 

[Bluesboy2]

I could be a chew toy

Depending on how hard and where you chew...

 

[LordMagicMan]

*hugs* You can gnaw on my arm

 

[Eumenides]

Anything lime flavored would do, teeth marks or none.

I wont be using human flesh as a chew toy. My insurance doesn't cover others.

 

[QuickDuck]

I have been told rubber ducks are good

 

[Eumenides]

Lime flavored rubber ducks rock.

 

[Nora]

I think she need a big ol' wad of lime-flavored BubbleYum. *nodsnods*

Did y'all ever notice how it's impossible to be cranky when you're blowing big, day-glo green bubbles?

Well, until they pop and get in your hair. Then you're back to cranky.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I wont be using human flesh as a chew toy. . .

I'm feeling better now, thank you.

 

[Eumenides]

Nah, I like bubble gum hair. It gives me a goal.

 

[LukkyKnight]

My goal is to strip both women in your avatar without using my hands.

 

[Eumenides]

*Sigh*

They have all the luck.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Not necessarily - I didn't say, "before attempting the same with you," now did I?

 

[Eumenides]

No, you didn't.

Therin lies the rub.

 

[LukkyKnight]

It leaves open the possibility I'd prefer to strip you first, eh?

 

[naaki]

I give my baby a frozen bagel to gnaw on while teething.
The freezing makes it choke proof and the cold is soothing on her gums.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Pick your poison, Ume.

I've got Rawhide Rings, and sticks.....NylaBones, Pig Ears, Dried Beef Sticks, and a few other misc. things for the puppy.

Listen to Vilac. Until the chews arrive, try putting a wet washcloth in the freezer and then gnawing on it.

I was teething a wisdom tooth a couple of months ago and feel your pain sister.

It's no wonder babies are so cranky.

 

[Nora]

*giggling*

So basically, Ruby, you're telling her to stuff a sock in it?

 

[teddybear4play]

Teddies hate when teething babies chew on their ears.

TB4p

 

[Eumenides]

Mmrfffmrfffmmrrrrfff...

^ is from the girl with a sock in it.

 

[TheDR4KE]

That doesn't remind me so much of sore teeth,

as it does of bondage play.


While you're gagged, mind if I tie your wrists to the bed?

Quack

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