Cheating the System

[msmaggie]

You're almost 3/4 of the way. Nice job.

 

[asian_princess]

Ok, kkeping in mind i'm about 333 sheets ot the wind.

I went back to lok through the thead and ou nutcases were talking about APPY!!!

I didn't even see that when i posted before!!! I jsut thought conquer bonkers was crasyz so i cam einto say hi.

when i'm sober and i rmeebr this you all are going DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN



*eats s a scoprion *

if any one needs deciphering, ask gracienoart.

 

[asian_princess]

Not that I've ever swallowed a tablespoonful without water on a dare or anything. That would be Remarkably Silly.

sings* uust a spoon fll of water doens't help the medicine go dwonnnnnnnnnnnnn!

the medicine go do-

yuck.

i hat emedicine.
medcine should die *nods*

 

[Gracie29]

*sneaks in to grab Appysnort and pull her outta the thread*

I totally didn't mean to let her out. She's sneaky, that one

 

[asian_princess]

*sneaks in to grab Appysnort and pull her outta the thread*

I totally didn't mean to let her out. She's sneaky, that one

don't wannea.

hey look! *points8 i edited to addemoticons

psssst..miedcine should die graciesnortsalottasnortqa

 

[dankerus]

Here for you

Your beauty transcends all
Its futile to attempt tp surpass your abilities and intelligence
We are indeed fortunate to be in your esteem presence

 

[Gracie29]

don't wannea.

hey look! *points8 i edited to addemoticons

psssst..miedcine should die graciesnortsalottasnortqa

*nods* Pretty emoticons, honey. And the medicine should totally die.

*slowly leads you out the door* You know it's almost time for you to pass out now? Sleep. Sleep so you can annoy another day <--- Oh, look. A pretty emoticon.

 

[asian_princess]

Your beauty transcends all
Its futile to attempt tp surpass your abilities and intelligence
We are indeed fortunate to be in your esteem presence

oi.

DOn't scare teh newb.s

i likes her.

*ninja moves on your ass*

 

[asian_princess]

*nods* Pretty emoticons, honey. And the medicine should totally die.

*slowly leads you out the door* You know it's almost time for you to pass out now? Sleep. Sleep so you can annoy another day <--- Oh, look. A pretty emoticon.

hahaha no sleep. we're bovotting that too. and waater!

i ielk that emoitocn!!!

you knwo which one i nVER USE?!


this oe wtf is thaat?

'since when are caats know for being all smiley happyness lalla fun?!

 

[ConquerMe]

hahaha no sleep. we're bovotting that too. and waater!

i ielk that emoitocn!!!

you knwo which one i nVER USE?!


this oe wtf is thaat?

'since when are caats know for being all smiley happyness lalla fun?!

Wow... whatever she's on... I'll take two. Make that three...

 

[ConquerMe]

She's right, too, though. Cats are not happy beasties. Oh, they can be quite content themselves, but they definitely do not portent good. They can be malicious beasties, but most of the time they just don't bother. They eat, sleep, cough up the occasional furball, go wild on cat litter... but have you ever heard of a cat being actually nice? They just don't care.

Unless you've insulted them. Then you come home to find an expensive sofa completely shredded.

Tact is not a cat's greatest strength.

 

[Scotsman69]

Your thread is so captivating I just had to join in. Now where exactly in Antarctica are you? I need to find you CM.......so we can play at conquering each other, and discuss the sunsets and the penguins, and which icewall we're going to climb tomorrow to......errr.....cool us off a bit. And then return to kill all the cockroaches in your kitchen.

How the fuck do they get here, like, twenty feet under the ice and a million miles from anywhere?

 

[Scotsman69]

Ummmm.....maybe the arctic terns brought them from Scotland on their amazing migration?

 

[ConquerMe]

No, you've got it all wrong. It's not cockroaches in my kitchen, it's rock coaches. You know, the gentlemen trying to bring equality to nonliving matter through education?

I daresay it was the swallows that brought them.

And before you ask... Antarctican swallows.

 

[ConquerMe]

You do understand that this is the Antarctic, not the Arctic?

We eat a lot of fish.

Mostly frozen fish.

It's not so bad if you can't taste it...

 

[ConquerMe]

You know what irritates me?

How "random" suddenly became cool a few years ago.

I'd been saying it for years, and all of a sudden the cool people come in and appropriate it! Isn't that rude!

Slowly falling out of fashion though... soon maybe it will be uncool and I can say it again...

 

[ConquerMe]

*drunken cheer* Five hundred bottles of scumble on the wall, five hundred bottles of scumble...

 

[Annicka]

wtf is a scumble?

 

[ConquerMe]

You know, a drunken cheer's just not the same with only one person, even if she is a pathological Antarctican.

 

[ConquerMe]

wtf is a scumble?

It's a VERY strong alcoholic drink made out of apples. Well, mostly apples.

 

[ConquerMe]

*continues singing* ...you take one down, pass it around, and there's one less person standing.

 

[Scotsman69]

Hell, I can tell the ant from the arc, even though I've been to neither.

But arctic terns do migrate from Scotland to the ant, their name notwithstanding.

Ach, you in your scumbles, me in my (very good) ASDA-brand Belgian lager.

But how the fuck do the apples grow in the ant? They almost can't grow here!

Scumbling.......ach, you know what I meeeen?......off to bed soon, to have nightmares about you. AAAAAArgh

 

[ConquerMe]

Has anyone else wondered exactly how a cat would wear mittens? I mean, how many thumbs would they put in, for one? And wouldn't it damage their climbingness and clawingness?

These are very important questions.

Send your answers to:
Remarkably Silly People
The Silly House, Antarctica
Postcode 1.

 

[ConquerMe]

Where I'm from, "Aargh" means either "Your wife is a large hippo," or "More boiling oil, please!"

And of course apples grow here. Didn't you know the Antarctic is the Garden of Eden and Atlantis all rolled in one?

(Don't mind me. I'm just a Remarkably Silly pathological Antarctican liar.)

 

[Scotsman69]

and noting in my total insobriety that I have scored a few more posts than you......not that it matters a .......well.......a scumble.

Or a roach.......fuck, haven't had a blow for ages. Does it grow down there, maybe in greenhouses?