Cheating the System
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Scotsman69
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where I come from aargh means...well, never mind what it means! PM me if you really want to know. But as you are just a wee RSPAL......I might just return to your RSPAL post tomorrow....if I can remember where and when that is......
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where I come from aargh means...well, never mind what it means! PM me if you really want to know. But as you are just a wee RSPAL......I might just return to your RSPAL post tomorrow....if I can remember where and when that is......
as to mats and kittens hummm
Certainly would impede their climbing and clawing. My sweet wee black tom once climbed the birch on the canalbank at the bottom of my garden, till he got scared off by the magpies protecting the young in their nest. But he was a mittenless kitten......
as to mats and kittens hummm
Certainly would impede their climbing and clawing. My sweet wee black tom once climbed the birch on the canalbank at the bottom of my garden, till he got scared off by the magpies protecting the young in their nest. But he was a mittenless kitten......
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It would broaden so wide if I cared...but I'm not really a competitive guy. Just an old socialist (remenber them?), wanting everyone to be hippy
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*nods sagely* he probably lost his. No pie for a naughty kitty like that!
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spelling suffering from the lager...............and I'm normally so punctillious tooo
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Ah, I understand. Democratic spelling, I see. Quite...well, not exactly revolutionary. But interesting nonetheless.
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Here's to helping you reach your goal.
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mmmmm......your sage (does THAT grow there too?) nod would have me scurrying beddybyes.......if I didn't find your nonsense so intriguing.......and somehow now, having found some nasty Thatcherite competitiveness................need to keep up my totally silly score
(never have notched my bedpost, I knew it couldn't last)
(never have notched my bedpost, I knew it couldn't last)
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Why, thank you, stalker person. And Scot, I think you really ought to be sleeping off that lager. After all, your drunkenness is the only thing keeping me from beheading you for comparing me to Margaret Thatcher.
Not that I have anything against her personally. I just make it a rule to behead anyone who compares me to anyone. Much neater society that way. Though I can't say the same for my clothing.
Not that I have anything against her personally. I just make it a rule to behead anyone who compares me to anyone. Much neater society that way. Though I can't say the same for my clothing.
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Sweet CM, I wouldn't dare to compare you with anybody, let alone the hated Saint Maggie.
You are in a world of your own, incomparable and indomnitable.....which is why your plea to 'CM' is alas, never going to work. You will have to climb down from your icicle a wee bit, so we poor mortals might find courage to approach you.
You are in a world of your own, incomparable and indomnitable.....which is why your plea to 'CM' is alas, never going to work. You will have to climb down from your icicle a wee bit, so we poor mortals might find courage to approach you.
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Fuck, you have crept up on me, and we are now inequitably equal. I hand you the roses my sweet!
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Just going now. It's nearly 6am here and I am so frightened by your fierceness.
And I now realise that you are anything but sweet!
Night CM
And I now realise that you are anything but sweet!
Night CM
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I fear tis all a hoax set up by these nice folk who provide us with this site. Maybe you'd better ask them?
I do hope your temporary absence doesn't mean you're on the awful scumble again tonight?
Me? I'm sipping innocent Darjeeling. Try it, it's so good for the libido.
Maybe we could all have an online DarjeelingFest?
I do hope your temporary absence doesn't mean you're on the awful scumble again tonight?
Me? I'm sipping innocent Darjeeling. Try it, it's so good for the libido.
Maybe we could all have an online DarjeelingFest?
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Hello ConquerMe! I just wanted to visit your quirky little thread. Thanks to your pointless posts, you now have your own avatar!
And what is this I see?
My favourite silver-haired Celt is flirting with ConquerMe!
I was searching high and low for you
EA's thread is now so blue
Without your rugged presence, YourEagerToy will flee!
(Hello Scotsman, fancy seeing you here! If you're into limericks, you might want to visit that thread. I'm an "older" newbie there, while CM is the "newer" newbie. lol)
And what is this I see?
My favourite silver-haired Celt is flirting with ConquerMe!
I was searching high and low for you
EA's thread is now so blue
Without your rugged presence, YourEagerToy will flee!
(Hello Scotsman, fancy seeing you here! If you're into limericks, you might want to visit that thread. I'm an "older" newbie there, while CM is the "newer" newbie. lol)
ConquerMe
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Why thank you, dear Katze, for visiting my humble abode
And I assure you the Scot is this close to being changed to a toad
This thread, you see,
Is Remarkably Silly,
And its visitors interesting to goad...
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