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Wow, satanic mills... always thought that would be an interesting sight to see. Wouldn't the black candles and stuff catch the grain and what on fire?
 
Of course, I've never understood why Jerusalem should be in England either. She seems quite at home in the Middle East. Did anybody ask Jerusalem what she thought before writing this song?

Tsk! Typical Western Imperialism!
 
Of course, I'm completely free of Western Imperialism, being a pathological Antarctican liar. No, I have southern Imperialism, which is much nicer.
 
My imperialism just wants everybody to stop driving so we don't have to swim everywhere! :D
 
*wonders if my post count will go DOWN if I post in a thread for newbies* ;)

Keep jack...jack...jackin'... ConquerBonkers!!!

... up your post count that is :D :p
 
asian_princess said:
*wonders if my post count will go DOWN if I post in a thread for newbies* ;)

Keep jack...jack...jackin'... ConquerBonkers!!!

... up your post count that is :D :p
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No, no, your post count won't go down... it'll zap into imaginary numbers and go the plaid!

I take it from Mark's comment that you're the fantabulous Appy everyone keeps telling me about?*Shakes your hand* Pleeeeeeeeased to meet you, m'lady.

I swear I didn't steal your purse!
 
And this thread isn't just for newbies. It's also for the Remarkably Silly people out there who are in the mood for a Remarkably Stupid thread. I'm proud to say I was "iggied" by KoalaBear on the very first page! :D
 
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ConquerMe said:
No, no, your post count won't go down... it'll zap into imaginary numbers and go the plaid!

I take it from Mark's comment that you're the fantabulous Appy everyone keeps telling me about?*Shakes your hand* Pleeeeeeeeased to meet you, m'lady.

I swear I didn't steal your purse!
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Oh! I can totally carry off plaid! I was just scared it'd go with polka dots, and that's just too retro for me :eek:

Um. You got that I was this strange Appy creature thing from him calling me Bonkers? I should hope never to run into this APpy then :eek:

*keeps shaking your hand then pulls you into a huggle you and whispers low, conspiratorially*

We'll hide from her here. *nods* She tries to avoid Funky at all costs ;)

And I totally saw you stealing my purse when I was peeking around the corner while I was stealing your shoes :p
 
It's a jolly good thing I put away all the shoes that didn't have scorpions in them!

And polka-dots don't exist in hyperspace. They're more like stripes. Just ask Twoflower. Or Louis Wu.

Anybody care for some vinegar? The flies didn't want it, and I'm allergic to nasty smells.

I don't hide well. I think it probably has something to do with climbing trees and singing at the top of my lungs. I always lose hide & go seek. They tell me I should use the bottom of my lungs, but personally I think that defeats the purpose of helium, don't you?
 
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Gracie29 said:
*steals all your alcohol and pours it down the fuckin' drain*
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Tsk, tsk, Gracie. Alcohol goes down that drain. The fuckin' drain is strictly for oils and lotions. *shakes her head* What do they teach them in these schools?
 
If yer gonna cheat the system darlin ...

Do it all in one night

;)

Welcome to the PG
 
Oooh, i'm ever so glad I drank my scorpion poison antidote this morning, you really never know when you're going to need it.

And don't mind Gracie.

She's just jealous of alcohol.

And anything that lives in a bottle.

I think she watched too much "I dream of Jeanie" when she was a child.

*smiles*

So how are you settling into your Lit home?

Have you got a frame ready for your first "Nice tits, wanna cyber?" PM? :D
 
asian_princess said:
Oooh, i'm ever so glad I drank my scorpion poison antidote this morning, you really never know when you're going to need it.

And don't mind Gracie.

She's just jealous of alcohol.

And anything that lives in a bottle.

I think she watched too much "I dream of Jeanie" when she was a child.

*smiles*

So how are you settling into your Lit home?

Have you got a frame ready for your first "Nice tits, wanna cyber?" PM? :D
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Scorpion poison antidote?! "I gotta get me some of that!" Here in Antarctica, the scorpions are copious. Especially in the ice. Never know when you're going to slip and fall on your arse straight onto a scorpion. Wily little beasties.

No takers on the vinegar? I can add apple juice to it...
 
Guess we should warn you that Lit. is addicting...;) Glad to see you're settling in nicely, hon. :D
 
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