Cheating the System
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Have you ever noticed how similar the words "saltine" and "sardine" are? It would be quite a tragic error to mix them up, I think. Sardines can't be any good with soup. And they would be fatal to a vegetarian. Or at least highly objectionable.
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Your sooooooooo right kitty, we have to get APpy in here....
Welcome conquer me...
I'm the resident post whore...
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Of course, I'm highly objectionable myself, being a Remarkably Silly pathological liar from Antarctica. Which I'm really not, because I'm lying. Or is that a lie?... Anyway, I put the real Antarctican Remarkably Silly pathological liars to shame.
I don't go well with soup, though.
Not that I'm a sardine.
I don't go well with soup, though.
Not that I'm a sardine.
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Mind you, I only appear to be thinking deeply. I'm not actually capable of Deep Thought. I'm more a Golden Heart kind of girl myself. Improbability Drive, here we go!
And who's this Appy I keep hearing about? I've never been Appy myself, you know. More a bright shade of sanguine, I'd say. Or high content.
And who's this Appy I keep hearing about? I've never been Appy myself, you know. More a bright shade of sanguine, I'd say. Or high content.
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I'm Experienced now! That's me, posting pointlessly and getting an Experienced level! No way I could have gotten this so quickly with real posts. I'm briliant! (Yes, briliant with one ell. Who cares if it looks stupid? Do you see this fist? Now tell me who cares if it looks stupid! Good. I knew you'd come around.)
mark197205
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LOL, if I was I wouldnt have anywhere near as many posts....
I post all over the place on as many threads as I can....
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Is that more important than socializing with the people here?
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LOL, if I was I wouldnt have anywhere near as many posts....
I post all over the place on as many threads as I can....
I took my post whore pic down. People only saw the word whore.
ConquerMe
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Good point, Old(?) (DGO? Lady Undressed? How are you properly addressed? I don't wish to be rude.)
However, I've become attached to this thread, like a piece of gum on the bottom of a brand-new shoe. (Wow, am I poetic or what?!)
Anyone want some cheese? Fresh in from Ankh-Morpork!
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she aint got nothing on appy...I've never seen a person use as many smiles and so many random thoughts in 1 post as the one and only perverted ninja loving too cool for private messages appy
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another pointless post!
I'm here to jack up my post count, folks. If my insanity amuses you, terrifical. If not, well, that's fine by me! Just don't waste your time PM'ing me to tell me I'm not funny. I know I'm not funny. Hello, I have brothers?
I'm here to jack up my post count, folks. If my insanity amuses you, terrifical. If not, well, that's fine by me! Just don't waste your time PM'ing me to tell me I'm not funny. I know I'm not funny. Hello, I have brothers?
Hello ConquerMe. Most refer to her as DGO. Welcome to the playground.
Congratulations. You're a third of the way to the 100 mark.
ConquerMe
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Hello ConquerMe. Most refer to her as DGO. Welcome to the playground.
Congratulations. You're a third of the way to the 100 mark.
Thanks, Ms Maggie!
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