Chance Made Us Sistersluts; Choice Made Us Friends

[elli1]

that should have been plural actually

 

[Jaime_H]

that should have been plural actually

That makes put a whole new perspective on things..... I think....

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

What? She drives a digger truck?

y'all europeans are confusing me... i drive a mazda5 and haven't seen a chain gang in mah entire lifetime. they aint round these parts no more.

this is my idea of a chain gang

http://www.websitewizkids.co.uk/religion/aw11/tshirt_chain-gang-wht6.jpg

Now, if you'd like to apply for other positions within the SlutHouse, JaimeH, please do discuss with Elli and i.

We are always interviewing....

-Cooks (namely for themed breakfasts)
-Servers (to bring us, ya know, anything!)
-Bartenders (mixologists, if you prefer.)
-Massage Therapists (Sistersluts need a lot of rubbing)
-Musicians (music therapy, soothing savage beasts, etc)
-Construction Workers (BYOT bring your own tools)
-Bouncers (must be willing to wear leather pants)
-Cunnilingual Therapists (69 Specialization available)

*has been thinking about hiring a Professional Cuddler*

and, hey, if you have a form of Sisterslut Therapy in mind that i haven't suggested, we are open to ideas

if interested do apply within.

if not interested, ya better run! *jingles handcuffs emphatically* because, no, these aren't for chain gangs, they're for restraining manservants. to bars, to chairs, to beds, what have you....

 

[Jaime_H]

y'all europeans are confusing me... i drive a mazda5 and haven't seen a chain gang in mah entire lifetime. they aint round these parts no more.

this is my idea of a chain gang

http://www.websitewizkids.co.uk/religion/aw11/tshirt_chain-gang-wht6.jpg

Now, if you'd like to apply for other positions within the SlutHouse, JaimeH, please do discuss with Elli and i.

We are always interviewing....

-Cooks (namely for themed breakfasts)
-Servers (to bring us, ya know, anything!)
-Bartenders (mixologists, if you prefer.)
-Massage Therapists (Sistersluts need a lot of rubbing)
-Musicians (music therapy, soothing savage beasts, etc)
-Construction Workers (BYOT bring your own tools)
-Bouncers (must be willing to wear leather pants)
-Cunnilingual Therapists (69 Specialization available)

*has been thinking about hiring a Professional Cuddler*

and, hey, if you have a form of Sisterslut Therapy in mind that i haven't suggested, we are open to ideas

if interested do apply within.

if not interested, ya better run! *jingles handcuffs emphatically* because, no, these aren't for chain gangs, they're for restraining manservants. to bars, to chairs, to beds, what have you....

Well its not Paul Newman in chains, that's for sure.
I'm not running anywhere........

 

[elli1]

Well its not Paul Newman in chains, that's for sure.
I'm not running anywhere........

*cough* i could really use a foot rub *cough*
*gets comfy on the couch*

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

Well its not Paul Newman in chains, that's for sure.
I'm not running anywhere........

you asked for it.

*cuffs JaimeH to the bar*

Now: You have a choice of uniforms... let me go dig in the back and see what's available. In the meantime, please remove your pants and pour me a shot of something.

*doesnt care what*

You do a good job bar tending, and there just might be promotional opportunities for upward advancement.

Now lemme go find something suitable for you to wear.... and yes those are the real cuffs.

*puts keys between tits*

You can stop looking for the release tab

 

[Bitesback]

Please add Professional Cuddler to the list. I was thinking I needed a hug, but really I want a big, long, all encompassing cuddle. I think we could discriminate here are suggest only broad shouldered, strong armed men need apply...... I want what I want.....

 

[Jaime_H]

*cough* i could really use a foot rub *cough*
*gets comfy on the couch*

https://38.media.tumblr.com/da55beef2e497b78aae18810c21f3102/tumblr_mo18de2jDI1qe0lqqo1_1280.jpg

What ever you say, Miss Ellie

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

Please add Professional Cuddler to the list. I was thinking I needed a hug, but really I want a big, long, all encompassing cuddle. I think we could discriminate here are suggest only broad shouldered, strong armed men need apply...... I want what I want.....

Any suggested applicants, Bitesback?

Where's DrWho when you need him... He's got some broad fuggin shoulders

*shouts out to internet*

"THE SISTER-SLUTS WOULD LIKE TO HIRE A CUDDLING SPECIALIST PLEASE!"

 

[elli1]

Any suggested applicants, Bitesback?

Where's DrWho when you need him... He's got some broad fuggin shoulders

*shouts out to internet*

"THE SISTER-SLUTS WOULD LIKE TO HIRE A CUDDLING SPECIALIST PLEASE!"

uncle sciwi is a really good and enthusiastic cuddler, but he ain't around much and, also he's already got the position of sloth/elli caretaker....

 

[Bitesback]

uncle sciwi is a really good and enthusiastic cuddler, but he ain't around much and, also he's already got the position of sloth/elli caretaker....

not looking to step on anyones' toes...... Applicant must be free and willing to share himself around.

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

not looking to step on anyones' toes...... Applicant must be free and willing to share himself around.

um fuck yes? recommendations?

*opens little black book*

 

[elli1]

ok, jaime, these are your options:

http://s30.postimg.org/fykpvjpv5/mankini_800x800.jpg

http://s30.postimg.org/ouvhzhghd/union_jack_mankini_191_p.jpg

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/da55beef2e497b78aae18810c21f3102/tumblr_mo18de2jDI1qe0lqqo1_1280.jpg

What ever you say, Miss Ellie

Holy fuck, you got a fresh mouth on ya, JaimeH, and it takes one to know one!

Nice undies, lil sis, good taste i vote either.

I hate to have to do this to you, JaimeH, but you're one of the worst bartenders we've ever had!

*Uncuffs JaimeH from bar*
*Tackles him along with other sistersluts, stuffs him into Union Jack thong*
*Drags him to fourposter bed in spare room with the assistance of the other dissatisfied and dangerously sober sistersluts*
*Ropes all four limbs down to corners of bed, secures firmly, tests strength of binds, tightens/loosens accordingly*

There we go. Welcome to your new room, JaimeH!

Sorry elli, i think he might have to rub your feet later. But if you'd like to stick some toes in his mouth, he's in the perfect position, plus it might shut him up....

 

[Dr_Who_11]

What's up wenches! LOL

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

What's up wenches! LOL

booze! we need booze! and manservants! and cuddles! its been a looong week for the Sistersluts.

 

[Dr_Who_11]

booze! we need booze! and manservants! and cuddles! its been a looong week for the Sistersluts.

opens the bar and puts all the bottles on the bar.. Help yourselves sluts

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

opens the bar and puts all the bottles on the bar.. Help yourselves sluts

*eyes DrWho as she "helps self" to a bottle*
*tosses hair over shoulder, walks to den with laptop to type up ad*

"Manservants Needed; Serious Inquiries Only; Apply Within"

 

[Novita76]

What's up wenches! LOL

Im stuck working. Just on a smoke break

 

[StFornicate]

*eyes DrWho as she "helps self" to a bottle*
*tosses hair over shoulder, walks to den with laptop to type up ad*

"Manservants Needed; Serious Inquiries Only; Apply Within"

*poof! Appears in a cloud of pot smoke*

Someone called for a manservant who specializes in cuddling?

 

[Muhndoggie]

Guess who's in Tampa till Tuesday.

 

[Dr_Who_11]

Guess who's in Tampa till Tuesday.

There are worse towns to be stuck in

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

*poof! Appears in a cloud of pot smoke*

Someone called for a manservant who specializes in cuddling?

*ganks his joint, inhales deeply*

why yes, yes StF, i believe we did just call for a Professional Cuddler. Can you handle the following job responsibilities?

https://31.media.tumblr.com/43d2f802a74757199b561bc6233c7a30/tumblr_inline_n0sv1bw2rP1szpemg.jpg

http://37.media.tumblr.com/29050022e29113e14fd0f3a0aa8005a4/tumblr_myfxe9NnMX1s9su6zo1_500.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BYY9u0Bo1oo/UvlzriAd3cI/AAAAAAAAQrE/wP1TdyFQetQ/s1600/romance-in-bed-couple-love-hot-legs-lust.jpg

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/24/62/ba/2462bafbb93b4947c11b6de26ab88eb5.jpg

http://data.whicdn.com/images/15290029/tumblr_lr6sqlgv1T1r2ln80o1_500_large.jpg

http://data2.whicdn.com/images/49317917/thumb.png

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_jrwXT4SnEg/Ui0hv-QGBKI/AAAAAAAAqmQ/JvWaieOVUqU/s1600/Cuddle+-+Simply+SAMAD.jpg

i'd like one of each please.

 

[Dr_Who_11]

*ganks his joint, inhales deeply*

why yes, yes StF, i believe we did just call for a Professional Cuddler. Can you handle the following job responsibilities?

https://31.media.tumblr.com/43d2f802a74757199b561bc6233c7a30/tumblr_inline_n0sv1bw2rP1szpemg.jpg

http://37.media.tumblr.com/29050022e29113e14fd0f3a0aa8005a4/tumblr_myfxe9NnMX1s9su6zo1_500.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BYY9u0Bo1oo/UvlzriAd3cI/AAAAAAAAQrE/wP1TdyFQetQ/s1600/romance-in-bed-couple-love-hot-legs-lust.jpg

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/24/62/ba/2462bafbb93b4947c11b6de26ab88eb5.jpg

http://data.whicdn.com/images/15290029/tumblr_lr6sqlgv1T1r2ln80o1_500_large.jpg

http://data2.whicdn.com/images/49317917/thumb.png

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_jrwXT4SnEg/Ui0hv-QGBKI/AAAAAAAAqmQ/JvWaieOVUqU/s1600/Cuddle+-+Simply+SAMAD.jpg

i'd like one of each please.

cuddles!!!!

 

[StFornicate]

Oh you know i'm quite adept at all of those responsibilities.

Just remember: i always cuddle naked

*ganks his joint, inhales deeply*

why yes, yes StF, i believe we did just call for a Professional Cuddler. Can you handle the following job responsibilities?

https://31.media.tumblr.com/43d2f802a74757199b561bc6233c7a30/tumblr_inline_n0sv1bw2rP1szpemg.jpg

http://37.media.tumblr.com/29050022e29113e14fd0f3a0aa8005a4/tumblr_myfxe9NnMX1s9su6zo1_500.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BYY9u0Bo1oo/UvlzriAd3cI/AAAAAAAAQrE/wP1TdyFQetQ/s1600/romance-in-bed-couple-love-hot-legs-lust.jpg

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/24/62/ba/2462bafbb93b4947c11b6de26ab88eb5.jpg

http://data.whicdn.com/images/15290029/tumblr_lr6sqlgv1T1r2ln80o1_500_large.jpg

http://data2.whicdn.com/images/49317917/thumb.png

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_jrwXT4SnEg/Ui0hv-QGBKI/AAAAAAAAqmQ/JvWaieOVUqU/s1600/Cuddle+-+Simply+SAMAD.jpg

i'd like one of each please.