Chance Made Us Sistersluts; Choice Made Us Friends

[Miss_Cassidy]

So wait, are you a willing volunteer slave to the Sistersluts? 'Cause I have some work for you, like licking my thighs clean.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/18/1870ebe09e08cfe44c39e82813ec32d623e50fe3be3adf1f42ced82634f77a09.jpg

 

[Little_Sister]

I for one, love the frat house feel and I am sorry I missed it. Sneaking in to watch Elli and the newbie. I wonder what she has gotten out of him... literally. lol

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

Quart of lube????? You should see what else I've thrown out, over 2 gallons of the stuff, am recycling the batteries, donating the clothing to the "Old Sluts House". Ryan shook my hand, (hope his was clean), before he left. Still have the upstairs beds to redo, wash, then shower myself!!

"Oh Prince Albert..."

<calls from down the hall, doing white glove inspection of living room as she gives cliteatingman a break>

http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/funny-pictures/Cleaning-The-Shower.jpg

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[elli1]

. Ryan shook my hand, (hope his was clean), before he left.

hey, PA, you know feminist Ryan loves us, right?
he just went grocery shopping!

http://s9.postimg.org/ll2niclgv/gosling6.jpg

 

[Prince Albert]

So wait, are you a willing volunteer slave to the Sistersluts? 'Cause I have some work for you, like licking my thighs clean.

Not neccassirly "vonlunteer", more like "reluctantly draggedd", into. Holwever } do love me some thighs!!

 

[Little_Sister]

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Heads to town to hunt Ryan down.

 

[may_I_please]

Not neccassirly "vonlunteer", more like "reluctantly draggedd", into. Holwever } do love me some thighs!!

Was that dragged or drugged?

*stares pointedly at MissCassidy*

 

[Prince Albert]

Was that dragged or drugged?

*stares pointedly at MissCassidy*

Raises hand "YES!!"

 

[Prince Albert]

hey, PA, you know feminist Ryan loves us, right?
he just went grocery shopping!

http://s9.postimg.org/ll2niclgv/gosling6.jpg

I just bet he does!!

 

[may_I_please]

Why do you all like that Ryan chap?

I don't see it *wails*

 

[elli1]

I for one, love the frat house feel and I am sorry I missed it. Sneaking in to watch Elli and the newbie. I wonder what she has gotten out of him... literally. lol

oh, hey sis!
*collapses on the bed next to over_night and various toys, throws latex glove on the floor*
phew, that was fun! think we should let him rest for a while, he might be exhausted and a little sore....

http://s11.postimg.org/cqzj4hxib/images_6.jpg

 

[Little_Sister]

Couldn't find Ryan but I didn't come home empty handed...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/afdd9c8151afa41e1ac8b806e61234e0/tumblr_n3wpsfBVud1qlzevso1_500.jpg

 

[Little_Sister]

oh, hey sis!
*collapses on the bed next to over_night and various toys, throws latex glove on the floor*
phew, that was fun! think we should let him rest for a while, he might be exhausted and a little sore....

http://s11.postimg.org/cqzj4hxib/images_6.jpg

LMAO and you are officially my hero!!

 

[FragileUnbroken]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/18/1870ebe09e08cfe44c39e82813ec32d623e50fe3be3adf1f42ced82634f77a09.jpg

Truly laughed out loud...

 

[FragileUnbroken]

Not neccassirly "vonlunteer", more like "reluctantly draggedd", into. Holwever } do love me some thighs!!

Volunteered, dragged, whatever. If the sisters let you in you must be good for something.

I'll tell you how many men are in those thighs when you're done.

 

[over_nite_sensations]

Quart of lube????? You should see what else I've thrown out, over 2 gallons of the stuff, am recycling the batteries, donating the clothing to the "Old Sluts House". Ryan shook my hand, (hope his was clean), before he left. Still have the upstairs beds to redo, wash, then shower myself!!

Hey Prince be a pal and unbind me while you're up here. No need to clean ME up, I can handle that.

oh, hey sis!
*collapses on the bed next to over_night and various toys, throws latex glove on the floor*
phew, that was fun! think we should let him rest for a while, he might be exhausted and a little sore....

*phew* Good thing those are battery operated! I pop my lit forum cherry and one virginity wasn't enough, eh?! Ah well, another innocence lost, another pervesion gained!

I for one, love the frat house feel and I am sorry I missed it. Sneaking in to watch Elli and the newbie. I wonder what she has gotten out of him... literally. lol

Why thank you so much for your concern!

*goes off to google image more Wonder Woman pics*

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

Was that dragged or drugged?

*stares pointedly at MissCassidy*

http://highroulette.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/shaggy-weed-meme.jpg

 

[Jaime_H]

I can' t help but think of the horny witches from Macbeth.......


https://24.media.tumblr.com/5067bd4c3a40d3b764bb6302a7378e5f/tumblr_mufdymWuis1qf61xdo1_400.jpg

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

Hey Prince be a pal and unbind me while you're up here. No need to clean ME up, I can handle that.



*phew* Good thing those are battery operated! I pop my lit forum cherry and one virginity wasn't enough, eh?! Ah well, another innocence lost, another pervesion gained!



Why thank you so much for your concern!

*goes off to google image more Wonder Woman pics*

Overnite? Sweetie? After you get cleaned up? Wanna meet me in the newly cleaned bathroom? I promise I won't bite. You probably need to relax a little after what you've been through.

http://www.troll.me/images/yoda-senses/hmmmmmmmm-good-weed-this-is.jpg

 

[Little_Sister]

So if love is....
http://quotes-lover.com/wp-content/uploads/Love-is-a-blind-whore-with-mental-disease-and-no-sense-of-humor.jpg


And sex is...
http://www.superiorsilkscreen.com/506-552-large/sex-is-like-pizza-when-its-good-its-good-when-its-bad-its-still-good.jpg



Pass the Pizza May. So who is your type??

 

[Little_Sister]

Remember ladies THIS is very important...

http://nuckingfutsmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sex-is-not-the-answer.jpg

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

Someone call Prince Albert, we need cleaning done! "Out, out damn spot!"

I'd do it myself but I'm busy providing Over_Nite with some much-needed *couch cough cough* aftercare. Geez elli1, what'd you do to him?!

I can' t help but think of the horny witches from Macbeth.......


https://24.media.tumblr.com/5067bd4c3a40d3b764bb6302a7378e5f/tumblr_mufdymWuis1qf61xdo1_400.jpg

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

Why do you all like that Ryan chap?

I don't see it *wails*

*Doorbell rings

<Opens bathroom door, smoke billows out, quickly blurts out the following and then slams the door to return to Over_Nite>

"Yo May! Look who's comin' over: it's our homegirl!

She texted me earlier. *cough* We totally have each other on speed dial. *cough, cough*

She said Feminist Ryan Gosling bumped into her in the organic produce section of the grocery store *pfffff holds sides and collapses into giggles* and tipped her off to all the fun we've been having at the Sistersluts Sorority House.

And look, *coughing pffft cough* she even has manners, and knows a good guest never arrives empty-handed!"

...Better?

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[elli1]

Someone call Prince Albert, we need cleaning done! "Out, out damn spot!"

I'd do it myself but I'm busy providing Over_Nite with some much-needed *couch cough cough* aftercare. Geez elli1, what'd you do to him?!

hey, nothing he didn't enjoy! I made him moan like a sisterslut

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

hey, nothing he didn't enjoy! I made him moan like a sisterslut

https://24.media.tumblr.com/7b3f56e8352c88de13921dd6845602ad/tumblr_n4eoptR2kS1tph8tqo1_400.jpg

I say let's vote her in, ladies!