Cat

As promised earlier here is Toby, our dear departed friend :heart:

Another cat in a box!!
 
mark197205 said:
Thank you again HLS :heart:

We lost our previous cat about 6 month's before when he was hit by a car, we hadnt planned on getting another because it felt like we was forgetting him, but after a while we decided that there might be another cat who needed some love and a good home so we decided it wouldn't be forgetting him it would be looking after them in his honour so to speak.
So one sunday afternoon we all went to the rescue centre and the rest is history.
I will post some pics of toby soon when i have scanned them in, unfortunately we never took many of him so there wont be a lot of them, little did we know.
We all miss him still cos he was such a character but he is never far from us, he is buried in his favourite spot in our back garden under a fir tree.

Toby R.I.P :heart:
That's a sweet story :rose:
Bless you !
I'm looking forward to seeing pictures of Toby.

Ever since I can remember, cats have been a part of my life.
I even brought one home from a family vacation.. that was a very long 9 hour drive for my Dad.. lol.. he had the patience of a saint :kiss:
*hugs*

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toby is quite a handsome guy :)
 
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Asleep on his dads lap.....
After he had spent five minutes clawing my thigh to make it comfortable that is.......... :catroar:
 
Thats it for now, there are a few more that i have'nt found yet, will post them as and when.

Toby R.I.P. :heart:
 
Great piccies folks, what a lovely bunch of pets you all have (or sadly had :rose: ).

Now I have mastered the scanner I will have to dust off my old albums and find some of my dearly loved and long departed four legged friends.
 
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New here, been guided in by a friend and will be posting some pics for you all of my special pussy pal "Ceefa" (Ceefa cat.....gettit?)
anyway, thought you might like this piece of educational literature to read first.

Enjoy!!



How to give a cat a pill

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and
thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand.
As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap. Cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand.
Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws.
Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth.
Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains.
Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit.
Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away.
Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill.
Open another beer, place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing.
Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Shoot pill down throat with rubber band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer.
Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab.
Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve the f------ cat from tree across the road.
Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

13) Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table,
find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak.
Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room,
sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye.
Stop by furniture shop on way home to order new table.

How To Give A Dog A Pill ...

1) Wrap it in bacon.
 
Now I like dogs and find most of them very intelligent and quite unlikely to do things to cause their people any embarrassment but, this chap hasn't read the script! The cat doesn't seem to mind too much though!
 
Not too sure but, I wouldn't be surprised to see this one on the "Doggone" thread too! LOL
 
This is my lil Ceefa, she is only tiny but, she's 13 years old this year and is cock of the walk round this area, she guards "her" property from all comers and interlopers with ferocity and is also Queen in the house, reigning over 2 dogs that must be 10 times her size!

Quite a gal!!
 
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