Cat

[Gusty Wind]

You got good looking dog too.

And Hi all cats lovers!

 

[Gusty Wind]

I meant you've got good looking cat, Big Salami. Thanks for posting.

Hello All cat lovers AGAIN!!

Lmao. .. I thought I lost my post ... sheeh ... just never know ...

 

[big salami]

Nice pics, Salami

Thanks Gusty, glad you liked 'em.


some of the pics on my dog thread have cats in 'em too, why not have a look?

 

[big salami]

This isn't a good place to be when someone's about to wash up!!

 

[His lil secret]

happy saturday all

Love the newly posted pics

*hugs*

 

[babycake190]

http://www.funnypop.com/pictures/data/505/47CatHeadFence.jpg

 

[babycake190]

Hi Gusty and everyone love all the pics. Hope all are having a good weekend we are having snow again.http://freakyanimals.com/pets/0605.jpg

 

[babycake190]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/NIM/PHD0270.jpg

 

[Bob Briton]

Thank goodness for Broadband - more time to check out all the corners of Lit. There's so much to read and see.

I love this thread..keep the pics coming.
Meiow and purr.

 

[mark197205]

New here, been guided in by a friend and will be posting some pics for you all of my special pussy pal "Ceefa" (Ceefa cat.....gettit?)
anyway, thought you might like this piece of educational literature to read first.

Enjoy!!



How to give a cat a pill

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and
thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand.
As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap. Cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand.
Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws.
Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth.
Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains.
Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit.
Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away.
Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill.
Open another beer, place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing.
Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Shoot pill down throat with rubber band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer.
Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab.
Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve the f------ cat from tree across the road.
Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

13) Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table,
find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak.
Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room,
sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye.
Stop by furniture shop on way home to order new table.

How To Give A Dog A Pill ...

1) Wrap it in bacon.

Anyone would think you had a cat BS........
Fancy seeing you here

 

[mark197205]

As promised here is the remainder of my Toby pics along with a few more of Elsa and Gremlin

The Toby ones first.......

How did I get up here?......

 

[mark197205]

toby in the box again, playing this time......

 

[mark197205]

You found me.....

And that brings to a close an all to brief look at our good friend Toby, now sadly departed
Rest in peace Toby, your forever in our hearts

 

[mark197205]

Now for the Elsa and Gremlin show

Do you mind? your blocking the sun.......

 

[big salami]

Anyone would think you had a cat BS........
Fancy seeing you here

LOL, that's a tried and trusted procedure mark then, Go to the Vet and let him do it!! LOL

 

[mark197205]

Your still in the way!!!.......

 

[mark197205]

Stalking in the jungle.....

 

[mark197205]

Toothpick.....

 

[mark197205]

Yet more cuddling.......

 

[mark197205]

Let me wrap my paws around you.....

 

[mark197205]

My favourite box......

 

[mark197205]

Last one for now, Elsa on her pillow, looking a little annoyed at being woken up for a photo-call.....

 

[His lil secret]

thanks for sharing mark.. they are such wonderful shots

here's my Dusty acting like she owns the world

 

[His lil secret]

.......and one of Missy waiting for dessert

 

[His lil secret]

and my babygirl abbygail.
she's fascinated with the printer