Castration Day

[riff]

When I opened the carrier, he hopped right in. I zipped the top and in the car we went. As I drove I unzipped the top enough to get my hand in and massaged him. He didn't meow or anything, just that strong purring he's noted for.

When I got to the animal hospital and opened up the carrier, the little fucker hauled ass. We looked everywhere! Umberto? Umberto? Umberto? Then out from the back comes one of the tech's with Umberto in her arms, "Does anyone know this guy?" she asks, "I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden he hopped in my lap and scared me to death!"

"He does that at home," I explained.

We got him back in the carrier.

I wonder if he knows what castration means. Front claws coming out too.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

eek poor kitty, i know i need to get gabe fixed i wonder how much is it going to cost me, he is so mean always biting and scratching i'm afraid he will be worse.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Oh Balls!

Nails Too, Eh?
Poor Thing!

Ah Well, It's Best For The Beasty Cat

Feel Better Soon Umberto!

 

[bknight2602]

Castration

If he doesn't know what it means he will soon enough. And with no claws he won't be able ot get back at you!

 

[Guest]

Yap.

The thread went as I expected.

 

[Ginny]

whew....you're snipping the cat's nads....i thought at first you'd just decided to get your wien cut off.....for Christmas.....



Merry Christmas, sweet riff.....

 

[A Desert Rose]

"Does anyone know this guy?" she asks, "I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden he hopped in my lap and scared me to death!"

"He does that at home," I explained.

Oh geeeze, my cat does the same thing. Soon as I sit down on the toliet... here he comes.

 

[Mistress]

OMG! *Has horror flash backs of when she worked fo rthe Vet of cat's with bloody bandages all the way up to their shoulders from being declawed.*


I wanted my cat declawed until I saw what they did! Did you know they go in and cut the claws off at the knuckle? The poor cats look like mummy's paws wrapped all the way up in bloody bandages!


/cringes


Poor Kitty.

 

[riff]

He's strictly an indoor cat. Besides, Amelia lost hers and she did just fine. After 3 days she was back to herself.

 

[amelia]

doing a search on my name and seeing it involved in a castration thread made me giggle. i knew it was a reference to amelia the cat..and not amelia (me) but still.


hehe

 

[DevilBoy79]

eek poor kitty, i know i need to get gabe fixed i wonder how much is it going to cost me, he is so mean always biting and scratching i'm afraid he will be worse.

can we say ouch children? i feel sorry but i gotta agree his nuts must go, maybe he will calm down some then

 

[juicylips]

Give him an extra petting for me, riff.

 

[riff]

She misses him.

She howled and whined like she was in heat when I got home. Right now, she's sitting in my lap purring up a storm- something that Umberto doesn't let her do much (he's just very possessive, I guess).

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Would you people let this thread just die already.

The name alone gives me a major case of the willies.

 

[riff]

What name?

 

[juicylips]

What name?

I think the name of the title of this thread.

Castration

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

The Title of the Thread is "Castration Day"

I'm worried that some radical groups will get some ideas and start pushing for a holiday.

One does tend to become attached to certain parts of ones anatomy.

 

[riff]

I can't wait to get him tomorrow, but I am enjoying having Amelia to myself.

So, my letter to Santa is fulfilled. All I wanted for Christmas was for the elves to de-sex my cats and take their front claws out. I love 'em,

 

[Guest]

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

People.

This is the thread about cutting off balls.

Declawing is another thread.

One where the name doesn't scare me.

 

[juicylips]

People.

This is the thread about cutting off balls.

But they are teeny, tiny balls.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

But they are teeny, tiny balls.

Balls are balls. Its a guy thing.

 

[juicylips]

Balls are balls. Its a guy thing.

Well...I'm rather fond of them, too, you know.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Well...I'm rather fond of them, too, you know.

I've heard that about you....

 

[juicylips]

I've heard that about you....

Everything you've heard about me is true.