"Captain Marvel" Results Thread: the GB deplorable predictions vs. box office!

Captain Marvel will probably win a bunch of Oscars...even for categories the movie wasn't nominated in:

Best Foreign Language Film - Captain Marvel
Best Animated Feature - Captain Marvel
Best Documentary Feature - Captain Marvel
The Irving G. Thalberg Memorial Award - Captain Marvel

Best Schmuck Stimulator Award - Captain Marvel
Best Triggering Triggered Triggerers Award - Captain Marvel
Best Sexless Douchebags Gettin' Froggy Award - Captain Marvel
Best Batshit Crazy Dudebros Going Batshit Crazy Over Nothing Award - Captain Marvel
Best Dumbfuck Fail Thinkin' It Was Going To Flop Award - Captain Marvel
Best Penis Shrinkage Due To Fear Of Vagina Award - Captain Marvel

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I see it compared to BvS all the time online and I don't get why. The reviews are better, it's from Marvel, it's not comparable in story, the controversies are different.
The only reason I can think of is that some want it to fail like the other and that's it.
The whole thing on hating it just doesn't make sense.
 
‘Captain Marvel’ Posts Marvelous $11M+ Monday, Eyes Super $70M Second Weekend

https://deadline.com/2019/03/captain-marvel-monday-box-office-record-1202574177/amp/

After a dry winter, it’s nice to see a double-digit-grossing weekday, which is exactly what Disney’s Captain Marvel did Monday, grossing an estimated $11M+ in early morning reports. That’s the third-best Monday ever in March, after 2016’s Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice ($15M) and 2017’s Beauty and the Beast ($13.5M), and ahead of 2012’s The Hunger Games ($10.8M).

Through four days of release, Captain Marvel counts an estimated gross of $164.6M in U.S./Canada (Disney reported the pic’s opening weekend under the $154M that rivals saw Monday AM with $153.4M). No surprise if Tuesday sees a spike due to exhibs’ discount tickets today.


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Y'all why the fuck did they rename Chewie?

I thought maybe it was a copyright thing, but doesn't Disney own both Star Wars and Marvel?

I don't like it when they change shit from the books for no reason. And I know that's my own personal nerd thing but like WHY? Why was that done?
 
I think this Captain Marvel movie is going to rocket to some kind of historic debut.
 
Y'all why the fuck did they rename Chewie?

I thought maybe it was a copyright thing, but doesn't Disney own both Star Wars and Marvel?

I don't like it when they change shit from the books for no reason. And I know that's my own personal nerd thing but like WHY? Why was that done?

For the Top Gun allusion.
 
We are still patiently waiting for that list of deplorable predictions



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Rory is once again tilting at windmills...
 
What happened to the never ending victory thread inspired by Jussie Smollett?


You know, the great MAGA hat saga?
 
Captain Marvel is projected to earn in the neighborhood of $750M by the end of this weekend. So much for being a commercial failure. ;)
 
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