Can't think strait?

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Ever been so horny to the point that you were not able to think strait. The idea of putting together speech doesnt work out to well? All you can think about is sex sex sex? That you think you are going to die if you dont cum that moment?

Yeah that is me right now. I don't know what is holding me from just pleasuring myself right now. Maybe its the holdout of the idea that somebody else might cum help me. WHo knows!
 
That somebody PM me and offer me phone sex right now!
 
Lazarus1280 said:
Ever been so horny to the point that you were not able to think strait.

I'll tell you straight out that I try never to think "strait." Being narrow minded limits the choices when I'm horny. (and most of the rest of the time too.)
 
Lazarus1280 said:
Ever been so horny to the point that you were not able to think strait. The idea of putting together speech doesnt work out to well? All you can think about is sex sex sex? That you think you are going to die if you dont cum that moment?

:eek: You mean I'm not supposed to be that way all the time???

:D
 
I'm sorry, I just can't help myself.

Straight. Not strait.

I really couldn't help it. Something made me do it. Some strange force.
 
i never think straight when im horny or not ... always think bent hehehe terrible joke :p
 
Lazarus1280 said:
That somebody PM me and offer me phone sex right now!
Gosh I sent you a pm yesterday, Opps I did not realise I had to include phone sex in it, lol
 
straight

lmao, thank God for teachers!

just a strange force huh?
i also teach, but i teach special ed.
it is a lot of hand over hand work lol
so, if i see your holding something wrong i may just reach over and help you grasp it better!!!
but grammer is not my thing, i teach physical motion and life skills learning!

so if you need a hand call a special ed. teacher.
if ya need a spell check call on a regular ed. teacher :)
 
Sch00lteacher and WH,

It appears that you are trying to join the "Hitlerian Obssessions with Spelling Society."



Please submit your complete application to the founder and CEO, Problem Child in triplicate. He'll have on of the editors proofread and get back to you soon.

mg
 
Lazarus1280 said:
Ever been so horny to the point that you were not able to think strait. The idea of putting together speech doesnt work out to well? All you can think about is sex sex sex? That you think you are going to die if you dont cum that moment?

Hell yes, its a constant. I remain the babbling fool of society with nipples shining and a gleam in my eye.

Now about that PM?

Dawn
 
SO what if I cant spell? I made it to college, I think I am alright. My degree is technical anyways, so if I cant spell it doesnt matter. I just have to know how to calculate differential equations. All of you teachers are giving me bad flashbacks of all the spelling tests I failed in Elementry school. I still remeber my reportcards to this day. A C in spelling and A's in everything else. I guess it is finally catching up to me.

Laz
 
morninggirl5 said:
Sch00lteacher and WH,

It appears that you are trying to join the "Hitlerian Obssessions with Spelling Society."

I protest! I was NOT picking on his spelling. I was picking on his word choice -- he spelled "strait" correctly -- and couldn't resist the obvious pun about "thinking strait" = "Narrow minded."

Lazarus said, "SO what if I cant spell? I made it to college, I think I am alright. My degree is technical anyways, ..."

As a part time, self-taught, computer programmer, I think that proper spelling is going to figure into your future more than you expect -- as is proper word choice. Computers do really stupid things when you give them the wrong command.

I think it's unfortunate that you, like far too many others, made it to college without learning the importance of spelling in making yourself understood.
 
I haven't been thinking straight for a while now. I don't expect to be cured soon, and this week feels "unbearable" for me already! Might possibly feel "better" and think more clearly the middle of February!:D :cool:
 
Weird Harold said:


I protest! I was NOT picking on his spelling. I was picking on his word choice -- he spelled "strait" correctly -- and couldn't resist the obvious pun about "thinking strait" = "Narrow minded."


Protest duly noted. Thanks for pointing it out to me, my "strait thinking" brain missed it entirely until you pointed it out again.
 
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