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Can I just rant for a second??

Porkwarrior said:
BTW -- RoryN, you have to change your avatar back. I have a hound dog and that is exactly the same look he has on his face when I catch him watching me fap. Kinda creeps me out.
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When I first used him, the reaction was instantly visceral across the board. Trolls even copied him and put him in their profiles.

For that reason alone, he has to stay.
 
Elaya said:
LOL..
Alright already!!

I never knew BJ had such a bad rep...

I want to take all the techniques I've been reading about recently for filling.. gripping and stroking through till the end.

I want to play with him and feel him as he turns from soft to god dammed rock hard in my hand, knowing I caused that. I want to play with the frenulum.. teasing the shit out of him, and caress the corona..

When he's nice and hard.. I want his cock in my mouth.. where I can swirl my tongue around the head.. under.. flicking in on the underside, tapping, licking, sucking, and I do love sliding up and down.. having that little "pop" from passing over the crown.. its' really such a delightful spot..

I want to play with and massage his (shaved!) balls with my fingers, thenkiss with my mouth. I'll get in as much t'aint play and bum spreading as possible. If he'll let me ever directly massage his g spot.. then he can fuck me up the ass.. fair's fair.

Yes I want to suck his cock. I'm only assuming that it's beautiful.. I hope he's uncut.. I've seen some suggestions on having wicked fun with that little piece of skin..

But yeah.. I secretly say "BJ".. cause I don't "really" like em. GFY. :kiss:
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i have no idea how you've managed to make describing a bj into the most clinical unsexy thing i've read for a long time.
 
bg23 said:
i have no idea how you've managed to make describing a bj into the most clinical unsexy thing i've read for a long time.
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True to the clinical.. thanks. I was wondering who'd be the first to point that out.


But you can visualize it all.
Saying "cock" the whole way through.. not really the same.
If you have better, SPECIFIC, common words.. throw em out there!
 
Elaya -
Try pm'ing either squibbs or disgustipated.
They both would adore a needy, clingy woman who likes bj's ;)
 
blobfish said:
There's more than one type of frenulum. You may be thinking of the perineum.
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I was getting my eum's mixed up! I knew that. Perineum is right before the ass. Frenulum is the sweet spot on a cock head.
 
Aquagal said:
I was getting my eum's mixed up! I knew that. Perineum is right before the ass. Frenulum is the sweet spot on a cock head.
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Yes, but there are several frenula throughout the male genitalia. At least three. The most famous is the one that connects the glans to the shaft.
 
So we are unsure where Elaya is teasing since there are several and she wasn't specific.
 
Aquagal said:
So we are unsure where Elaya is teasing since there are several and she wasn't specific.
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Probably the one on the glans, with which she seems to have an unhealthy obsession.

A glanular problem, if you will.
 
I'm still trying to figure out why the imginary bj guy has a beer on his balls.
 
Elaya said:
I'm just frustrated.. in more ways than one.

I think I'd make a damn good girlfriend. I think I'm pretty good at understanding, communication, sharing work and fun, giving someone their space, not "using someone for money" and definitely try to be low key in not living up to the stereotype of bitchy/ nagy woman.

But guys around here won't take look at me for more than a second.
I live in a fairly major metropolis, and I swear, the guys here won't date anything over a size 6, making a so called romantic life at size 16 pretty much hopeless.

The kicker is.. apparently I'm ready and eager to offer up what apparently a lot of guys want. I'm more than happy to get kinky.. I'm very eager to practice becoming an elite member of the BJ club (which I just invented). I'm very much into giving, and love to read here and elsewhere various techniques and methods, physical and mental. Aside from wanting a fun companion to date, I want someone's body to make my new pastime. I just finish reading "He Comes Next".. and man am I eager to put some of those ideas to use, especially in the areas of fellatio. I'm eager to please... but no one's interested.

Only.. I'm as single as they get.

I guess I"m super grumpy at the moment as there's a pretty cute guy at work.. and I swear he's flirting with me.. but hes the kind of guy where as soon as you show you're interested back.. he turns into a jerk. He chases you.. you look back at him.. he turns all Macho and too cool for you... .

I've never had a long term steady BF. Partly, (mostly?) because of confidence, social anxiety and I am pretty sure, weight. But these last couple of years.. I've been looking, and I've been putting myself out there. I've even tried posting on craigslist looking for a FWB.. the guy I started chatting with canceled dates 9 times out of 10. After 8 scheduled arrangements, meeting in person only once.. I gave up.

I'm so very frustrated. Any advice out there?
THanks.
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http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/11/30/16/enhanced-buzz-3532-1354309570-4.jpg
 
Well hell.

I can't even type the words much less suck on one those nasty things.
 
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