Can I just rant for a second??

[Elaya]

I'm just frustrated.. in more ways than one.

I think I'd make a damn good girlfriend. I think I'm pretty good at understanding, communication, sharing work and fun, giving someone their space, not "using someone for money" and definitely try to be low key in not living up to the stereotype of bitchy/ nagy woman.

But guys around here won't take look at me for more than a second.
I live in a fairly major metropolis, and I swear, the guys here won't date anything over a size 6, making a so called romantic life at size 16 pretty much hopeless.

The kicker is.. apparently I'm ready and eager to offer up what apparently a lot of guys want. I'm more than happy to get kinky.. I'm very eager to practice becoming an elite member of the BJ club (which I just invented). I'm very much into giving, and love to read here and elsewhere various techniques and methods, physical and mental. Aside from wanting a fun companion to date, I want someone's body to make my new pastime. I just finish reading "He Comes Next".. and man am I eager to put some of those ideas to use, especially in the areas of fellatio. I'm eager to please... but no one's interested.

Only.. I'm as single as they get.

I guess I"m super grumpy at the moment as there's a pretty cute guy at work.. and I swear he's flirting with me.. but hes the kind of guy where as soon as you show you're interested back.. he turns into a jerk. He chases you.. you look back at him.. he turns all Macho and too cool for you... .

I've never had a long term steady BF. Partly, (mostly?) because of confidence, social anxiety and I am pretty sure, weight. But these last couple of years.. I've been looking, and I've been putting myself out there. I've even tried posting on craigslist looking for a FWB.. the guy I started chatting with canceled dates 9 times out of 10. After 8 scheduled arrangements, meeting in person only once.. I gave up.

I'm so very frustrated. Any advice out there?
THanks.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I got some advice for you...

 

[blobfish]

I'm just frustrated.. in more ways than one.

I think I'd make a damn good girlfriend. I think I'm pretty good at understanding, communication, sharing work and fun, giving someone their space, not "using someone for money" and definitely try to be low key in not living up to the stereotype of bitchy/ nagy woman.

But guys around here won't take look at me for more than a second.
I live in a fairly major metropolis, and I swear, the guys here won't date anything over a size 6, making a so called romantic life at size 16 pretty much hopeless.

The kicker is.. apparently I'm ready and eager to offer up what apparently a lot of guys want. I'm more than happy to get kinky.. I'm very eager to practice becoming an elite member of the BJ club (which I just invented). I'm very much into giving, and love to read here and elsewhere various techniques and methods, physical and mental. Aside from wanting a fun companion to date, I want someone's body to make my new pastime. I just finish reading "He Comes Next".. and man am I eager to put some of those ideas to use, especially in the areas of fellatio. I'm eager to please... but no one's interested.

Only.. I'm as single as they get.

I guess I"m super grumpy at the moment as there's a pretty cute guy at work.. and I swear he's flirting with me.. but hes the kind of guy where as soon as you show you're interested back.. he turns into a jerk. He chases you.. you look back at him.. he turns all Macho and too cool for you... .

I've never had a long term steady BF. Partly, (mostly?) because of confidence, social anxiety and I am pretty sure, weight. But these last couple of years.. I've been looking, and I've been putting myself out there. I've even tried posting on craigslist looking for a FWB.. the guy I started chatting with canceled dates 9 times out of 10. After 8 scheduled arrangements, meeting in person only once.. I gave up.

I'm so very frustrated. Any advice out there?
THanks.

Charge for your services on Craigslist. They think they're getting something good if you charge.

 

[dolf]

it's not your size, it's your desperation.
plenty of dudes like big women.

 

[RoryN]

I'm very eager to practice becoming an elite member of the BJ club (which I just invented).

"BJ" reminds us of a male character on M*A*S*H*. Bad association.

Also, when women abbreviate stuff, it's usually stuff they don't like to talk about, or do.

 

[KRCummings]

Decisions. Do I call you a fat whore or a man pretending to be a fat whore? Life is hard sometimes.

 

[gardenia19]

Work on your confidence. I wouldn't want a guy that kept looking down on himself.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I think I'd make a damn good girlfriend. I think I'm pretty good at understanding, communication, sharing work and fun, giving someone their space, not "using someone for money" and definitely try to be low key in not living up to the stereotype of bitchy/ nagy woman.

But guys around here won't take look at me for more than a second.

You have a very confused understanding of what guys want. Check out the mainstream porn-mags -- not the fetish-mags, check out the sort you can buy at any convenience store -- and conform your body (nothing else matters) to that ideal.

 

[Elaya]

Thanks..

Honestly.. I don't think I come across as too desperate..
I think my confidence is fine in person, I'm not that sad girl in the corner dying for attention..

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You know what you need to do, but you are unable or unwilling to do it.

 

[blobfish]

Thanks..

Honestly.. I don't think I come across as too desperate..
I think my confidence is fine in person, I'm not that sad girl in the corner dying for attention..

Seriously, charge $100. They'll think they're getting a bargain, and you'll make some spare scratch whilst practicing your fellatio. It's a win-win.

 

[KRCummings]

Thanks..

Honestly.. I don't think I come across as too desperate..
I think my confidence is fine in person, I'm not that sad girl in the corner dying for attention..

Perhaps it's the cake you got shoved in your face that is turning them off.

 

[RoryN]

You're in the GB. People will attempt to tear you to pieces here.

If you stick around and continue to discuss things like this, they'll assume you enjoy the verbal abuse, and do it 10x worse.

Just to let you know what you're in for...

 

[Elaya]

Thanks RoryN..

Never did figure out why anything I posted to GB ends up rounding up all the jackasses on here.. though a general rant didn't seem to fit in the how to column where I mostly stay..

 

[BotanyBoy]

Perhaps it's the cake you got shoved in your face that is turning them off.

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Thanks RoryN..

Never did figure out why anything I posted to GB ends up rounding up all the jackasses on here..

Honesty is a mother fucker isn't it? Maybe you should look to the playground where they blow sunshine up your ass and talk shit behind your back.

 

[blobfish]

Perhaps it's the cake you got shoved in your face that is turning them off.

Trading one oral fixation for another could work wonders.

Also, start using words like "Rubenesque". That seems to soften the blow, so to speak. Alternately, look up a user here by the name of thør and view his most recently created thread. I believe he has presaged your arrival.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Also, when women abbreviate stuff, it's usually stuff they don't like to talk about, or do.

Bingo.

Repeat after me, Elaya. It's blowjob. BEELOWWWWJAWWB.

Or better yet, sucking cock. KAAWWWK.

Once you get over the fear of saying these and other terms for the nasties you wanna do but are too 'fraid of, your confidence levels will be boosted beyond measure.

 

[dolf]

might've been better as a blurt than as a new thread...

 

[Aquagal]

Before even getting into a relationship you sound like you might be clingy. Maybe they sense that.

 

[thør]

Before even getting into a relationship you sound like you might be clingy. Maybe they sense that.

Like a puppy.....

 

[RoryN]

Bingo.

Repeat after me, Elaya. It's blowjob. BEELOWWWWJAWWB.

Or better yet, sucking cock. KAAWWWK.

Once you get over the fear of saying these and other terms for the nasties you wanna do but are too 'fraid of, your confidence levels will be boosted beyond measure.

Women calling fellatio a "BJ" is like men calling cunnilingus "That Nasty Thing I Have To Do Which Shall Not Be Named, And Which I Have No Interest In Being Any Better Than Below Average At".

 

[Porkwarrior]

Toronto is full of fat bastards & BBW lovers, you just haven't found one yet.
Unless you are hanging out in one of the twizzler drop crotch denim pseudo hipster areas where people will ride unicycles while wearing black & white cow print tights because....they're doing it in New York and we're almost as cool as they are.

Then yeah, you're pretty much fucked. Or not, which I gather is your problem.



BTW -- RoryN, you have to change your avatar back. I have a hound dog and that is exactly the same look he has on his face when I catch him watching me fap. Kinda creeps me out.

 

[dolf]

's like, the cute guy at work. he's clearly an arse,he's blowing hot & cold, so why does he figure on your list? desperation.

 

[Aquagal]

Thanks..

Honestly.. I don't think I come across as too desperate..
I think my confidence is fine in person, I'm not that sad girl in the corner dying for attention..

If you're looking on Craigslist for a good time, that is desperate.

 

[Elaya]

LOL..
Alright already!!

I never knew BJ had such a bad rep...

I want to take all the techniques I've been reading about recently for filling.. gripping and stroking through till the end.

I want to play with him and feel him as he turns from soft to god dammed rock hard in my hand, knowing I caused that. I want to play with the frenulum.. teasing the shit out of him, and caress the corona..

When he's nice and hard.. I want his cock in my mouth.. where I can swirl my tongue around the head.. under.. flicking in on the underside, tapping, licking, sucking, and I do love sliding up and down.. having that little "pop" from passing over the crown.. its' really such a delightful spot..

I want to play with and massage his (shaved!) balls with my fingers, thenkiss with my mouth. I'll get in as much t'aint play and bum spreading as possible. If he'll let me ever directly massage his g spot.. then he can fuck me up the ass.. fair's fair.

Yes I want to suck his cock. I'm only assuming that it's beautiful.. I hope he's uncut.. I've seen some suggestions on having wicked fun with that little piece of skin..

But yeah.. I secretly say "BJ".. cause I don't "really" like em. GFY.