Cadoras' Pointless Thread

[Cadoras]

*stomps in and sits "angwily" on de couch crossing her arms and huffing*

*mumbling under breath*

of all the stupid boring stupid and boring things to say.

*sees caddlebear*

Caddlebear! THEYS are doing it AGAIN!

*points erratically*

over THERE. THEMS are doing it!
Yes! I know!!

*thinks*

APplebear is going to make a big model of boring stupidness made of black jelly beans (HOW APplebear is going to make it without actually TOUCHING the black jelly beans she has yet to resolve..but she will!) and put it in their beds!

*gruffly grunts and all manner of not happyness*

*Hugulates APplebear!*

Caddlebear did not write the wrong name, delete it, write the wrong name again, delete it and eventually check what name he was meant to be writing, those are vicious rumours!

Caddlebear is confuzzled easily.... Is this about buttons or numbers?

Oh wells! *Hugglesness!*

Poke them, it will solve everything.

 

[asian_princess]

*Hugulates APplebear!*

Caddlebear did not write the wrong name, delete it, write the wrong name again, delete it and eventually check what name he was meant to be writing, those are vicious rumours!

Caddlebear is confuzzled easily.... Is this about buttons or numbers?

Oh wells! *Hugglesness!*

Poke them, it will solve everything.

Caddlebear!!

*runs to huggle..but fall on her bum!*

of course they's rumours, what other names could Caddlebear possibly have written??

Vicious rumours indeed with gnarly (and APplebear doesn't mean that the cool dude surfing way) yellow moudly teef!

*sniff*

twas about the boringness of the numbers...but now that Caddlebear remindses Applebear (and no, tis more of a rumour that APplebear wrote the wrong name there and had to rewrite) of the Buttons!!

*gets riled up..then remembers it's before noon and APplebear hasn't had her cofee flavoured toffee apple yet... curls up and goes back to sweep*

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

aww-nessness

Sasslebeary! you are so delicious i could just put you into a blender pour some milk in and make a shake out of you!!!


*grabs a big long stickles and pushes the bag of bwack jelly beans to Sassle*

careful sassles...dere should be a tv show..when bwack jellies ATTACK..theys so sneakums.

...Applebear wontles pokeums you Sassles...*gives sassles a huge huggles and stick a "tickle me, i'm a cutesy ticklebear" sign on sassle's back*

teehee!

Okay, APpy. I have the stickle to push dem wif. Got a drawing of wot you wants?

My am keeping a beary good eye on dem so's dey dont sneakle off searching for you!

*Lofting my rubber duckie on a stickie to my shoulder, patroling the bwack jellies to keeps dem in line*

Now my feels like John Wayne fending off baddleguys and sneakum indianies! Where did my horsey runs off too?

heehee​

 

[Cadoras]

Caddlebear!!

*runs to huggle..but fall on her bum!*

of course they's rumours, what other names could Caddlebear possibly have written??

Vicious rumours indeed with gnarly (and APplebear doesn't mean that the cool dude surfing way) yellow moudly teef!

*sniff*

twas about the boringness of the numbers...but now that Caddlebear remindses Applebear (and no, tis more of a rumour that APplebear wrote the wrong name there and had to rewrite) of the Buttons!!

*gets riled up..then remembers it's before noon and APplebear hasn't had her cofee flavoured toffee apple yet... curls up and goes back to sweep*

Teeheeness!

*Hugglifies APplebear!*

Oh, no other names of courseles! Caddlebear was just being oddles!

Evil numbers! And buttons! But Caddlebear thinks the numbers are looking betters today! Yaynesses!

 

[Lady Reiha]

*dances around to Coal Chamber*



so is this where the party is? ???!!!!!

 

[asian_princess]

beat ya!!!



...with a licorice stick!

 

[Cadoras]

*dances around to Coal Chamber*



so is this where the party is? ???!!!!!

Coal Chamber?

Sures!

Let's have a fun party!

*Hugglesness!*

 

[Cadoras]

beat ya!!!



...with a licorice stick!

No licorice stick beatings!

Grrrr!

 

[asian_princess]

It's 7am and APplebear is awake.

Please explain.

 

[Lady Reiha]

It's 7am and APplebear is awake.

Please explain.

hush little appy, don't say a word
if you do, then wifey will shoot you a mocking bird
and if that mocking bird won't poo
then wifey will buy you a golden shoe.

and if that golden shoe shall tarnish
then wifey will buy you some sushi garnish
and if that garnish is too spicy
then wifey will get caddy to buy you something pricey.

and if he dosen't buy you things
then I will shoot him in the eyes with springs.
and if that shall be the cause of stuff.
then wifey will just go out and buy you a bear with fluff : )

 

[Cadoras]

It's 7am and APplebear is awake.

Please explain.

APplebear is using daylight savings... It was really 6am.... APplebear is insane...

*Huggles!*

 

[Cadoras]

hush little appy, don't say a word
if you do, then wifey will shoot you a mocking bird
and if that mocking bird won't poo
then wifey will buy you a golden shoe.

and if that golden shoe shall tarnish
then wifey will buy you some sushi garnish
and if that garnish is too spicy
then wifey will get caddy to buy you something pricey.

and if he dosen't buy you things
then I will shoot him in the eyes with springs.
and if that shall be the cause of stuff.
then wifey will just go out and buy you a bear with fluff : )

Springs? In my eyes? *Sigh*

That could hurt!

 

[Lady Reiha]

Springs? In my eyes? *Sigh*

That could hurt!

sowwy!

 

[asian_princess]

hush little appy, don't say a word
if you do, then wifey will shoot you a mocking bird
and if that mocking bird won't poo
then wifey will buy you a golden shoe.

and if that golden shoe shall tarnish
then wifey will buy you some sushi garnish
and if that garnish is too spicy
then wifey will get caddy to buy you something pricey.

and if he dosen't buy you things
then I will shoot him in the eyes with springs.
and if that shall be the cause of stuff.
then wifey will just go out and buy you a bear with fluff : )

*secretly feeds the mockingbird some chocolate laxatives to aid the poo-age so caddy won't get shot in the eye wiv springs*

tank you my beeeeeeooooootiful wifey!!
dere's no wiffums like my reirei!!

*sniffs* no stinky boy??

Yay!! we can get naked and jump into a popcorn pit!!

 

[asian_princess]

APplebear is using daylight savings... It was really 6am.... APplebear is insane...

*Huggles!*

*rethinks saving caddlebear from the eye springs shooting*

hmmm.. NOT INSANE!!

look i'll even get a second opinion...ask APplebear's second personality!!

 

[Lady Reiha]

*secretly feeds the mockingbird some chocolate laxatives to aid the poo-age so caddy won't get shot in the eye wiv springs*

tank you my beeeeeeooooootiful wifey!!
dere's no wiffums like my reirei!!

*sniffs* no stinky boy??

Yay!! we can get naked and jump into a popcorn pit!!

The stinky boy is watching Rocky Baboosa

 

[Cadoras]

sowwy!

It's okays! Springs could be fun! Really! *Goes to find some eye springs*

 

[Cadoras]

*rethinks saving caddlebear from the eye springs shooting*

hmmm.. NOT INSANE!!

look i'll even get a second opinion...ask APplebear's second personality!!

Uh ohs....

Are too insane!

Don't make me get out the proof of APplebear insanity!

*Huggles APplebear*

 

[Lady Reiha]

*cooooooooooookies!*

 

[Cadoras]

*cooooooooooookies!*

*Hands the Almighty Rei-Cookie-Chan a plate of cookies*

Hmmmmm.... Odd....

*Ponders on the similarities between Rei-Cookie-Chan and The Cookie Monster*

Is he all knowing and all seeing?

 

[Lady Reiha]

*Hands the Almighty Rei-Cookie-Chan a plate of cookies*

Hmmmmm.... Odd....

*Ponders on the similarities between Rei-Cookie-Chan and The Cookie Monster*

Is he all knowing and all seeing?

no. Cookie monster only knows how to sing songs about cookies.



I just eat em. With no educational purposes whatsoever!

 

[Cadoras]

no. Cookie monster only knows how to sing songs about cookies.



I just eat em. With no educational purposes whatsoever!

Really? I must watch this Cookie monster more.... I wasn't aware he was educational!

Do you eat ALL kinds of cookies? Or just special cookies?

 

[Lady Reiha]

Really? I must watch this Cookie monster more.... I wasn't aware he was educational!

Do you eat ALL kinds of cookies? Or just special cookies?

Secret Cookies

 

[asian_princess]

Uh ohs....

Are too insane!

Don't make me get out the proof of APplebear insanity!

*Huggles APplebear*

*stumbles in sweepily and falls over the eye springs*

ooof!

WIFEY!! stop leaving all your toys everywhere!! Hide them under the bed like Caddles does wiv his nekkid bear magazines!! Lucky APplebear has an ample bottom to land on!!

APplebear GWUMPY!

need cookies.

*scampers off to go look for Wifey's hidden secwet cookies*

 

[Cadoras]

Secret Cookies

Oh, those! Caddlebear luffs secret cookies!

*Hides his secret cookie stash*