...but not in the living room.

[Peregrinator]

[Inspired by this piece by Ian Frazier, which is an excellent and very funny read: http://www.theatlantic.com/past/docs/issues/97feb/frazier/frazier.htm ]


A Perg PG-style thread. Here's how it works:

1) Quote another Litster's post from some other thread.

2) Add the thread title to the quoted post, punctuating appropriately.


Example:

you could shut me up by fucking my face, but not in the living room.

 

[Peregrinator]

dawf, post leg pixs of you in a mini skirt, but not in the living room.

.....

 

[where]

I don't pee in the living room. I leave that to the god

 

[Peregrinator]

I don't pee in the living room. I leave that to the god

Errr...what?

 

[bronzeage]

Errr...what?

I think she means, "the dog".

 

[ruminator]

wow...we sure did find a way to complicate the fuck out of something relatively simple here, didn't we?



...off to search for random stuff to not do in the living room

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I don't pee in the living room. I leave that to the god

I can't even express how much joy this typo brings me.

 

[Peregrinator]

I can't even express how much joy this typo brings me, though not in the living room.

It made me really happy also.

 

[Peregrinator]

I think she means, "the dog butt's not in the living room".

Probably.

 

[where]

I think she means, "the dog".

yes that.

I can't even express how much joy this typo brings me.

 

[butters]

It made me really happy also, but not in the living room.

the hallway, perhaps?

 

[butters]

her ass used to be beautiful, but not in the living room.

........

 

[butters]

The head of mechanical and industrial engineering at Qatar University announced plans this week to develop an "artificial cloud", but not in the living room.

just as well.

 

[ruminator]

I could drink you and all of your semen under the table, but not in the living room

.....

 

[Saint Peter]

I said I was drunk, but not in Perg's living room.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

This really sounds like a thread that ought to be in the Playground, and not in the living room.

 

[Morcheeba]

Fun Fact: Gary Busey's dick has 4 teeth.

Oh sorry, did I fuck up your scheme for another neverending thread?

 

[jomar]

I don't pee in the living room. I leave that to the god

Errr...what?

I say it was a tang god reference, between the sheets.

 

[jomar]

yes that.

What!? A Freudian typo? You disappoint me, but not in the living room.

 

[Peregrinator]

Fun Fact: Gary Busey's dick has 4 teeth but not in the living room.

Oh sorry, did I fuck up your scheme for another neverending thread?

No.


..

 

[Honey123]

We're killing Al Qaeda in Afghanistan and aiding them in Libya, but not in the living room

definately didn't get that memo...

 

[Peregrinator]

Your writing is at a second grade level, but not in the living room.

.....

 

[Honey123]

You need butt seks, but not in the living room

.....

 

[Wings27]

This...has been a strange day, but not in the living room.

.....

 

[GracefullyYours]

Only if you're worthy, will you be able to harness the power in Mjölnir, but not in the living room

.......ba..........dum..........ching..............