Bumper stickers for women

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Here's a few bumper stickers that you haven't seen.




SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.


GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.


COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.


DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.


I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.


WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.


OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.


DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.


ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.


I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.


HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?


DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.


And my favorite!

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
 
Very cute.

Some of them really are. I have seen some of these. I hate bumperstickers though, my old eyes, I can only read them in parking lots.

There, got rid of that damned goose egg. Those things really bother me.
 
Here's some more lol

1. Well today was a total waste of make
up.

2. Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen.

3. A hard-on does not count as personal growth.,

4. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

5. If I throw a stick, will you fuck off.

6. Do they ever shut up on your planet.

7. Get off my planet

and my favorite

8. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
 
One I have on the car is

I MAY BE A CRUEL AND HEARTLESS BITCH, BUT AT LEAST I'M GOOD AT IT
 
I'm still finding more bumper stickers ..funny how you read them and you wonder about the person who put it on there car:)
 
Here's a couple good, unisex ones:

I still miss my ex but my aim is improving.

Sex with you would suck.
 
Several years ago I was behind a newer body style camaro, and they had put a vinyl sticker over the tail light it said "Blow" on one side and "Me" on the other.
 
When I was in school, my car had a bumper sticker that said

Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your winshield

Now I have one that says

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
 
Used to have this on my first car:

You've got a 5 in 28 chance that I'm PMSing. You really want to test your luck?!?
 
The funniest one that comes to memory is the one that read:


I love my wife


The car was being driven by a woman.
 
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