Britney goes shopping!

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"Warning to everyone: if you see Britney Spears on the streets, do not talk to her. She will bite!

The mother of two, who won't be doing much mothering any time soon, continues to make headlines with her crazy behavior.

Sunday afternoon, Unfitney paid a visit to the Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion Square mall in Sherman Oaks, where she and paparazzo boy toy Adnan Ghalib caused quite a commotion.

Brit Brit grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan.

Moments later, Spears came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks, Life & Style reports.

"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells the mag.

It's not like we haven't all seen it already!

"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you fucking come near me!' says the employee. "Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

She was probably farting in his face. He likes that.

When Britney and Adnan finally stumbled out, Spears mumbled something unintelligible. "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, 'Fuck you!' and left the store."

She sure knows how to make a dramatic exit!"

www.perezhilton.com
 
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sounds like complete bullshit

did you see pics of her shopping that day? She went out in her wedding dress...other websites have reported her talking in the british accent as well...and like, when the police were at her house trying to get the kids, she came out naked.
 
Perhaps you should credit Perez with your copy and paste.

That wasn't her wedding dress, it was the dress she wore to her wedding reception with KFed.
 
its a white lacey wedding dress...


Just because a dress is white with lace doesn't make it a wedding dress, stupid.


It was described as the dress she wore to her wedding reception, not the ceremony. Get it right.

I think she should just put us out of our misery. Maybe you two could be friends DP!!
 
Just because a dress is white with lace doesn't make it a wedding dress, stupid.


It was described as the dress she wore to her wedding reception, not the ceremony. Get it right.

I think she should just put us out of our misery. Maybe you two could be friends DP!!

I think it still makes it a wedding dress if she wears it to her WEDDING reception...
 
I think it still makes it a wedding dress if she wears it to her WEDDING reception...

No, I have seen many many brides wear anything from a nice dress to a pair of jammie pants to their receptions.

I have worked prolly 200 receptions in my time
 
No, I have seen many many brides wear anything from a nice dress to a pair of jammie pants to their receptions.

I have worked prolly 200 receptions in my time

Really? Jammie pants at their reception?....wow, I would have never thought of that.
 
Perhaps you should credit Perez with your copy and paste.

That wasn't her wedding dress, it was the dress she wore to her wedding reception with KFed.

Like I said, the only reading she does is shitty Inquirer-type news. I didn't know that Perez Hilton was a reputable journalist? Hmmmm.
 
Just because a dress is white with lace doesn't make it a wedding dress, stupid.


It was described as the dress she wore to her wedding reception, not the ceremony. Get it right.

I think she should just put us out of our misery. Maybe you two could be friends DP!!

Maybe DP could be her rodent trainer?
 
I had a wedding dress in church, but for the reception, I changed to a Chinese silk dress.
 
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