brief introduction.

[AUSSIE IMPREZA]

Hello there to all just thought i would introduce myself.

my name is aussie impreza i'm a 20 year old male. i live in adelaide australia. i'm about 5'10 blonde hair blue eyes about 80kg.

i enjoy running, aussie rules football and cricket.

i love to talk to anybody about anything

 

[Renee]

Welcome Aussie, it's nice to see you could join our little party.

I am sure the rest of the gang will be along anytime now to say hi and welcome you. Until then, let me take your coat. May I get you a beer (ii)3 or a shot \~/? Here sit down, make yourself comfortable. My friend Nicole is from Adelaide. She has been away the past few days, but when she returns I will send her right in to say hello to you.

Oh excuse me, the door bell is ringing I have to go let in your other guests.

Talk to you later... Renee

http://thedam.com/cwm/smile/net/smileysex5.gif

Damn those smilies I can't get rid of them and they never stop going at it. Please forgive them for their behavior ... they can't help it.

 

[Ravenloft]

Renee... I must have a VERY dirty mind or someting... This---> (ii)3
looks like a bent over girl with her boobs hanging out...

What if we added to it, eh?

(ii)3

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Does that look like anything??? Hmmm...



[This message has been edited by Ravenloft (edited 04-14-2000).]

 

[Renee]

Lol Ravenloft. I can't see it, but if her butt crack is going up and down and her tits are hanging out the right side.. I have to say DAMN THAT IS ONE TWISTED CHICK!


Your pic doesn't remind me of a damn thing.. sorry.. lol. What were you trying to make it look like?

(.)(.) = Boobs

( I ) = Ass

(i) = Tight Ass

(( I )) = Jiggly Ass

I can go on and on all night but one thing is for sure... (ii)3 is a beer. lol.

How about [ii]# better?

 

[Skibum]

Originally posted by AUSSIE IMPREZA:
Hello there to all just thought i would introduce myself.

i enjoy running, aussie rules football and cricket.

My hat's off to anyone who plays Austrailian Rules football. I'm still playing American football at 44, but I'm pretty sure your sport would finish me off rather quickly.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Forwarded from "New Member Welcome Wagon": (Wow Aussie! I'm impressed...already getting your postings forwarded to you!)

quote:
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Originally posted by AUSSIE IMPREZA:
WELL HELLO TO EVERYBODY..
i'm a 20 year old male from adelaide australia.
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<in the best Australian accent she can muster>

G'DAY AND WELCOME MATE! Please...relax, sit back, unwind, take off your shoes <*sniff*...*sniiiiff*>...on second thought, it is kinda nippy in here...perhaps you might just wanna wrap those tootsies back up (hehe). = P

<yells out> "YO CHARLIE! THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE DOLL FOR AUSSIE!" (Sorry...dat be all da australian I know <shrug> )

Welcome!

LL

 

[Lovely Latina]

Originally posted by Renee:
May I get you a beer (ii)

"Foster's...Australian for bee-ah."

(sorry, couldn't resist!) = P

 

[Bossy Aussie]

Hello, Aussie! I am also an Aussie, though I'm living in the states now. Welcome!

Bossy